HaydnNUFC Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Absolute crease at the childishness of 'tartan spunk' and 'Scottish stiffy' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Have had similar rankles with a much more sound set of Cov fans before. It's not a race to the bottom and he's clearly a monumental tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Not sure if already posted, but "£15 million credit note for sports direct" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7XlDse8mAM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Ha ha what an imbecile! That triggered the soul out of me. Hate people like him. Such a simple minded cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Ha ha what an imbecile! That triggered the soul out of me. Hate people like him. Such a simple minded cunt. Aye but he's doing to trigger you, ignore the fucking hairy yeti. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Ha ha what an imbecile! That triggered the soul out of me. Hate people like him. Such a simple minded cunt. Rafa has won the CL with a complete outsider, La Liga twice with an unfashionable team, the UEFA Cup twice, the FA Cup, and the Italian equivalent of the FA Cup. Because the stars have aligned for once, a world class manager is at NUFC and wants to manage here, wants to win trophies. He wants to spend the money the club has earnt to better the club so that it can at least try to challenge for European spots, to have a good cup run, to compete. But there's one cunt in the way of it all. A cunt by the name of Mike Ashley who owns a retail store and wants to use the football club as one giant advert for the store. A cunt who has no interest in getting the club to compete to the best of its abilities, but to just survive so it can act as an advert. A cunt who has taken a club that when in the PL consistently pulls in the 7th highest revenue in the UK, and top 20 worldwide, to two relegations in a decade and several near misses. A cunt who appoints his gambling mates like Kinnear, Pardew, Llambias, etc, and other Sports Direct related consultants, some of whom have literally zero executive in football, into key senior management positions within the club. A cunt who imposes debilitating policies on the club, like refusing to pay clubs in installments, just because it's the way he wants to do it. A cunt who pays £150k per year for a club secretary to act as chairman, the cheapest wage in the division. A cunt who has been proven in a civil court to be a liar. A cunt who has had MPs after him because he's such a fucking shyster, and had HMRC actually raid his businesses because he's so dodgey. And who does Richard Keys back? The cunt. Because Keys is also a cunt. Cunts stick together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubestationatmidnight Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Ha ha what an imbecile! That triggered the soul out of me. Hate people like him. Such a simple minded cunt. Rafa has won the CL with a complete outsider, La Liga twice with an unfashionable team, the UEFA Cup twice, the FA Cup, and the Italian equivalent of the FA Cup. Because the stars have aligned for once, a world class manager is at NUFC and wants to manage here, wants to win trophies. He wants to spend the money the club has earnt to better the club so that it can at least try to challenge for European spots, to have a good cup run, to compete. But there's one cunt in the way of it all. A cunt by the name of Mike Ashley who owns a retail store and wants to use the football club as one giant advert for the store. A cunt who has no interest in getting the club to compete to the best of its abilities, but to just survive so it can act as an advert. A cunt who has taken a club that when in the PL consistently pulls in the 7th highest revenue in the UK, and top 20 worldwide, to two relegations in a decade and several near misses. A cunt who appoints his gambling mates like Kinnear, Pardew, Llambias, etc, and other Sports Direct related consultants, some of whom have literally zero executive in football, into key senior management positions within the club. A cunt who imposes debilitating policies on the club, like refusing to pay clubs in installments, just because it's the way he wants to do it. A cunt who pays £150k per year for a club secretary to act as chairman, the cheapest wage in the division. A cunt who has been proven in a civil court to be a liar. A cunt who has had MPs after him because he's such a fucking shyster, and had HMRC actually raid his businesses because he's so dodgey. And who does Richard Keys back? The cunt. Because Keys is also a cunt. Cunts stick together. :clap: :clap: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Don't beat about the bush.if you don't like Ashley just say so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 You can bet Rafa won’t give a fuck what Keys says so neither should we. He’s desperately trying to stay relevant since sky binned him for being a creepy cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 You can bet Rafa won’t give a fuck what Keys says so neither should we. He’s desperately trying to stay relevant since sky binned him for being a creepy cunt Binned him for wanting to smash Charlotte Jackson's pastie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Broon Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I heard directly from a well known sports commentator that Keys is apparently well known to be a thoroughly nasty piece of work and that it was his and Grey's cuntish treatment of a junior staff members, one of whom eventually became very senior, that directly lead to microphones being left on, the results being leaked and their careers with Sky ending. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Keys is up there with Tim Lovejoy as a fellow insufferable, talentless cunt that for some inexplicable reason thinks he's important to football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I heard directly from a well known sports commentator that Keys is apparently well known to be a thoroughly nasty piece of work and that it was his and Grey's cuntish treatment of a junior staff members, one of whom eventually became very senior, that directly lead to microphones being left on, the results being leaked and their careers with Sky ending. Wern’t the microphones still left on because they were still on air in foreign countries? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Incredible how he’s managed to make the squad look stronger than last summer while hardly spending anything and raking in 25million profit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Ashley bought us lock stock and barrel with no due diligence carried out, this resulted in him having to pay off the existing loan, he did that and then continued to add more debt to the club through interest free loans to himself which eventually he wants paid back, to say he saved us is ludicrous, at best he just postponed and then added to our debt. If he cancels the debt or converts it to shares then we should feel grateful but as of 20:30 tonight we are actually worse off than when he took us over., Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I heard directly from a well known sports commentator that Keys is apparently well known to be a thoroughly nasty piece of work and that it was his and Grey's cuntish treatment of a junior staff members, one of whom eventually became very senior, that directly lead to microphones being left on, the results being leaked and their careers with Sky ending. I'm sure your source is correct, but this is a guy who leches on his daughter's friends so we don't really need any corroborating evidence he's a sleazy piece of shit. I don't know if he still works abroad but he really should be keeping a low profile with his reputation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Incredible how he’s managed to make the squad look stronger than last summer while hardly spending anything and raking in 25million profit Guess who wins again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Ashley bought us lock stock and barrel with no due diligence carried out, this resulted in him having to pay off the existing loan, he did that and then continued to add more debt to the club through interest free loans to himself which eventually he wants paid back, to say he saved us is ludicrous, at best he just postponed and then added to our debt. If he cancels the debt or converts it to shares then we should feel grateful but as of 20:30 tonight we are actually worse off than when he took us over., Most owners get shit for their clubs racking up debt, with Ashley it seems to be considered a virtue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Our squad is thin. Last year we got lucky, we didn’t suffer a long term injury to a key player. If we’re unlucky this year, we’ll be in a relegation battle. Kenedy has a hamstring tear, maybe Lascelles suffers a broken foot or something like that and the lack of squad depth will be obvious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Years ago Sky made a program called The Boss which was an hour long show about the manager of every club, a day in the life sort of thing, Sir John Hall complained about the title of the show and that he was The Boss and I remember Richard Keys agreeing with him and crawling up his arse and going against his employers, the bloke gets turned on by rich people it's why he now lives in the desert fronting a show for rich Arabs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Some interesting results when you Google 'Richard Keys tarmac'............... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Years ago Sky made a program called The Boss which was an hour long show about the manager of every club, a day in the life sort of thing, Sir John Hall complained about the title of the show and that he was The Boss and I remember Richard Keys agreeing with him and crawling up his arse and going against his employers, the bloke gets turned on by rich people it's why he now lives in the desert fronting a show for rich Arabs. He's over there as he burnt his career to the ground and no one else would touch him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Don't beat about the bush.if you don't like Ashley just say so Beating about the bush is one way to prevent the cunts sticking together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Years ago Sky made a program called The Boss which was an hour long show about the manager of every club, a day in the life sort of thing, Sir John Hall complained about the title of the show and that he was The Boss and I remember Richard Keys agreeing with him and crawling up his arse and going against his employers, the bloke gets turned on by rich people it's why he now lives in the desert fronting a show for rich Arabs. He's over there as he burnt his career to the ground and no one else would touch him. Plenty of people have made comebacks after seemingly committing career suicide. The fact that there's still no media outlet in the UK that will him tells you everything you need to know. Even Talkshite won't touch him and they regularly scrape the barrel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 This coach still here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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