Deuce Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I wanna sleep but don’t want to miss a thing Will be armageddon on here either way it goes down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Nowt will be heard for the next 6 hours or so..still cannit sleep mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I need a drink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Am shocked that they broke the story. None of the NE journos had a clue. Wonder if Mike was celebrating and bragging about it in some bar in London which is how word got out. A few drinks on him and I bet he couldn’t help himself. Still out celebrating, while they are at the arranged meeting to sign the deal. Seen it all before, innit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marki Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 there must be somthing happening its on the msn homepage ,just the same as other media sources but the story has took off big time,just a matter of time i think till its official,i need to sleep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Ok I’m having a bourbon. I’m shaking. This can’t be happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I would say the sun can f*** off if this is untrue, but the sun is already at a distance that it couldn't possibly f*** off any further. It's not a pleasant situation. But then what is, in the life of a Newcastle fan? Am I excited? No. Was I excited when I first read the words "Ashley agrees sale..."? f*** yeah. I was whisked away on a magic carpet, with gilded tassels, to a world of peace loving, broon ale drinking, philanthropic arabs, adorned in black and white striped nightshirts, bought from the quayside. We celebrated peace in the Middle east, after introducing "outside noo" to the Arabic lexicon. We won the world cup in Qatar... then came the fog. I awoke to find my magic carpet was a 1986 copy of the sun, used as underlay by the previous tenant, and my jiz was dribbling out onto a crumpled page 3. Whether the target was Maria Whittaker, or David Mellor, is too horrific to contemplate. Deffo time for bed for yee like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Alex Witsel Done good this year! Maybe so, but it's Axel Autocorrect 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 If i wake up and this is bullshit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I can’t breathe and I’m cumming so hard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I can’t breathe and I’m cumming so hard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Has anyone checked RTG? The whole of wearside will be on suicide watch if this goes through the day after they clocked up another playoff final Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I can’t breathe and I’m cumming so hard Got a premium Snapchat going, brah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I can’t breathe and I’m cumming so hard Got a premium Snapchat going, brah... Fuck, thought you had inside news of the sale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marki Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 if its true will we no by 10 am Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I can’t breathe and I’m cumming so hard Got a premium Snapchat going, brah... f***, thought you had inside news of the sale. Nah, but you can get inside views for $12.99. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 BBC Reporting it. I've just trembled, violently with excitement. Y'all know this isn't happening, right? But yeah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? it happen mike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? it happen mike Tommy, bubelah. Ain't shit happen, man. This is NUFC. We're in hell. A new owner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? Nope, fuck off, go away. It happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? Nope, fuck off, go away. It happen. I'll fuck off, but it's not happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? Nope, fuck off, go away. It happen. I'll fuck off, but it's not happening. Two things that I know are true in this mixed up muddled up shookup world: the pisstape is real we gettin bought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? Nope, fuck off, go away. It happen. I'll fuck off, but it's not happening. Two things that I know are true in this mixed up muddled up shookup world: the pisstape is real we gettin bought. In 2026, Mike Ashley is gonna take our money to host a forum pisstape mixer at SJP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Y'all know this isn't happening, right? Nope, fuck off, go away. It happen. I'll fuck off, but it's not happening. Two things that I know are true in this mixed up muddled up shookup world: the pisstape is real we gettin bought. In 2026, Mike Ashley is gonna take our money to host a forum pisstape mixer at SJP. Will you be gutted when Newcastle shock the world and sign Kevin Durant, and your Knicks end up bringing Carmelo Anthony back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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