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Newcastle United vs Manchester City - 27/12/17 @ 19:45 live on Sky


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3-0 Newcastle

 

Fast start, Lascelles heads a corner in. 1-0 in 3rd minute

Crowd are pumped, City's pubes are ruffled

Saivet pulls De Bruyne's armpit hair when the ref isn't looking

Ginge takes the bait and goes in over the ball. City down to 10 men

We sit, Lascelles is loving it, Clarke looks like Maldini

73mins on the clock, we break and Joselu deflects one in of his beak. 2-0

SJP is bouncing

Gutierrez has been on the blower over xmas. He's told the lads how to wind up Aguero

On 75mins Rob Elliott calls Aguero a fudge-nudger in Spanish

Aguero stands on fatty's toes and is red carded for it

We're laughing now

88mins on the clock and Yedlin bombs forward to make it 3-0

Guardiola has had enough. "Singing Rafael has got more hair than you"

Amanda is wet for us.

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3-0 Newcastle

 

Fast start, Lascelles heads a corner in. 1-0 in 3rd minute

Crowd are pumped, City's pubes are ruffled

Saivet pulls De Bruyne's armpit hair when the ref isn't looking

Ginge takes the bait and goes in over the ball. City down to 10 men

We sit, Lascelles is loving it, Clarke looks like Maldini

73mins on the clock, we break and Joselu deflects one in of his beak. 2-0

SJP is bouncing

Gutierrez has been on the blower over xmas. He's told the lads how to wind up Aguero

On 75mins Rob Elliott calls Aguero a fudge-nudger in Spanish

Aguero stands on fatty's toes and is red carded for it

We're laughing now

88mins on the clock and Yedlin bombs forward to make it 3-0

Guardiola has had enough. "Singing Rafael has got more hair than you"

Amanda is wet for us.

Put the crack pipe down.
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Alan Barnes up front. Goes down under a moderately strong challenge, feigning injury. While concerned city players look to the sidelines for medical support he snides one in from 20 yards. £10 goal bonus.

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How many big calls can there be with our squad  :lol:

 

Would guess he's sticking with Saivet and Diame to allow Hayden/Merino/Shelvey to come back for the next match.

 

Just hope we don't get fucking bummed.

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