Ketsbaia Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Max Power, Jack Diamond, Denver Hume. They have some great names. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newintoon Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Max Power, Jack Diamond, Denver Hume. They have some great names. Add Lindon Gooch and Donald Love if they're still there and you've got the cast of a porno nobody wants to see. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter Saw a good analogy the other day. Just because people are starving in the world doesn’t mean you can’t feel hungry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 These lot sit on their arses and do nowt to get rid of their owners yet this will be their 3rd takeover since Ashley bought us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Max Power, Jack Diamond, Denver Hume. They have some great names. Add Lindon Gooch and Donald Love if they're still there and you've got the cast of a porno nobody wants to see. Nah, Love moved on to bigger and better things and now plays for Shrewsbury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Max Power, Jack Diamond, Denver Hume. They have some great names. Add Lindon Gooch and Donald Love if they're still there and you've got the cast of a porno nobody wants to see. Donald Does Dallas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter Saw a good analogy the other day. Just because people are starving in the world doesn’t mean you can’t feel hungry. No! You should be adhere to safcs strict moral guidelines and should never be unhappy because, you know, someone has it a lot worse. Of course they do, and their plights are terrible ( not safc, they roll over like a puppy waiting for a belly rub). But why should we not be fighting to better our club if that chance comes knocking? They've totally skirted over the fact that the organisation that should be bettering itself and its members allowed it to fall to rack and ruin without so much as a peep. As per they just want to win a pity party against us, everything is a battle against us. Even who can be the shittest it seems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 These lot sit on their arses and do nowt to get rid of their owners yet this will be their 3rd takeover since Ashley bought us. The passive approach is not really working out great for them though, is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter Most passive fanbase going lecturing us to be like them and just accept our lot. Served them well, hasn’t it? Nar thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Anyone know if its true they've signed Bailey Wright? What a signing. Who? Sees Sunderland feature in the Australian media for the first time I can remember since their PL relegation https://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/socceroos-defender-wright-joins-sunderland-in-permanent-deal He’s been decent for Australia, but 24 caps at 28 for a shite country like ours tells it’s own story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter "I'll start with Bury" *stops reading, closes window* This is what happens when you stop caring and just lick the boots of those pissing on you and calling it rain. SAFC supporters did nowt for years and now their team is an insignificance and their town is falling to pieces with weekly EDL rallies. (I don't find any pleasure in that last bit, I work with plenty of decent Mackems who find it repugnant and are dismayed at what's happened to their city) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 These lot sit on their arses and do nowt to get rid of their owners yet this will be their 3rd takeover since Ashley bought us. Not quite true, my mate went to some meeting ages ago where they all sat with a pint of Samson and TALKED about forcing Donald out. Obviously whatever they decided on they've not done, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Pretty much Sunderland about everything... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 It’s fair to say we haven’t done nearly enough as a fan base, but fucking hell these lot have done literally nothing. I don’t know if it’s down to a lack of imagination, football knowledge or just the general mentality they’ve developed as a fan base but they always seem happy with shit.Some times extatic. For example ive always been puzzled how excited they were a few years back over the signing of Rodwell. I know a few lads who were genuinely as excited over signing Rodwell as we would have been over signing someone like Tonali or Camavinga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 It’s fair to say we haven’t done nearly enough as a fan base, but fucking hell these lot have done literally nothing. I don’t know if it’s down to a lack of imagination, football knowledge or just the general mentality they’ve developed as a fan base but they always seem happy with shit.Some times extatic. For example ive always been puzzled how excited they were a few years back over the signing of Rodwell. I know a few lads who were genuinely as excited over signing Rodwell as we would have been over signing someone like Tonali or Camavinga. They honestly have a genuine fear of being somehow likened to nufc's fanbase and the deluded Geordie stereotype. Whilst I don't blame them to a degree, the feeling is so strong it's ultimately at the detriment to their football club. This is why owners come and go and take the piss unopposed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 They are very quick to call out local and national media for not caring about their plight and for not fighting for them, but refuse to do anything themselves. Always wanting everyone else do the work for them, typical scrounging bastards. They’ve got the club they deserve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 They are very quick to call out local and national media for not caring about their plight and for not fighting for them, but refuse to do anything themselves. Always wanting everyone else do the work for them, typical scrounging bastards. They’ve got the club they deserve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Stick to fantasising about Accrington Stanley going bust lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter "I’m sorry, Newcastle fans, but you honestly don’t know you’re born. Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level." Join us for another game of Mike Ashley NUFC Ownership Bullshit Bingo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter "I’m sorry, Newcastle fans, but you honestly don’t know you’re born. Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level." Join us for another game of Mike Ashley NUFC Ownership Bullshit Bingo "I’m sorry, sunderland fans, but you honestly don’t know you’re born. Stewart Donald has established your lot as a comfortable mid-table third division side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain sunderland's reputation as a financially unstable third division outfit, with access to a collection of 90s trance CDs that will allow them to compete at a mediocre level." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 The Newcastle SB nation site has parodied it. https://cominghomenewcastle.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21351499/dear-sunderland-fans-newcastle-takeover-bid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Damn. I would add the fact our club dying isn’t purely based on Accumulative league positions since Ashley took over. It’s based on how we are now ran for the sole benefit of Sports Direct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Is that the same Roker Report that up until last calendar year were fully in bed with their beloved Don, Charlie Brexit and Juan the man? The same Roker Report who fully endorsed their running of the club and let them pump out lies to their fellow fans? The same Roker Report who went into bat for them time and time again as they were making a few pennies out it? That Roker Report? Aye top lads, love their club those lads. Always have it's best intentions at heart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Damn. I would add the fact our club dying isn’t purely based on Accumulative league positions since Ashley took over. It’s based on how we are now ran for the sole benefit of Sports Direct. That's it. We, well I know I am the type of person that takes the 3points if we win but worries about it if we were very lucky and played badly against a poor team - that it doesn't bode well, and that's the situation were in as a club. They predominantly seem to revel in a win no matter how its achieved and everything is rosy, none of the indicators matter and likewise with a defeat. There's such a thing as foresight and the bigger picture and a multitude of sayings to that extent. I would rather not drop to their level before we are allowed to complain. Also the 'two rights DO make a wrong' arguement!! what can you say. As long as were not them or Bury we (and no other PL or championship club) have justification for complaint, no matter what is done to us?! Well Bury aren't Gretna or Scarborough so maybe they should thank their lucky stars by that arguement and at least the mackems are still in the football league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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