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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

Nah. Good try tho

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

Don’t

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

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the only thing he’s going to catch with that bait is these hands :lol:
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If this takeover somehow does fall through, then I think we can all agree that we can write off next season. Rafa will be gone. Somebody like Sherwood will take the reins. We'll be buying (ha!) shit players in what remains of the transfer window. There'll be a depression across the whole city (but that won't stop 52,000 turning up every other week).

 

or in other words, music to Ashley's ears.

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

:lol:

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The real question is if the takeover fuel is strong enough to melt steel beams.

 

They don't have to melt to collapse as any metallurgy video will show 

 

And thus, Takeover Trutherism was born :lol:

 

:lol: just pointing out the glaring flaw in the takeover truther premise. The foundations can come down without melting, entirely consistent with the orthodox takeover theory.

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

 

Who’s this cocknocker

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

Go boil yer heed....

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

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If it bleeds we can kill it 

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Deal has fallen apart. Khaled had two representatives in London working on the deal. Notified Ashley this afternoon that interest has been withdrawn and are about to board a flight back to Dubai as we speak. True story.

 

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I was worried Penn might be some ITK but I checked his posts and hes pretty much a gobshite, as you were.

 

Is there anyone on the planet who is ITK? Apart from Ashley.....Lawyers... maybe? Buyers? Maybe, if they are real? Premier League? Sure as fuck they're not going to tell anyone. Not even the girl in the canteen at the club....

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Penn was the Pardew ITK a number of years ago wasn’t he? Was the first to reveal he was leaving and used to post bits of team news.

Wasn't Pardew ITK, that was Golfmag. I think he did get the team news though.

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Penn was the Pardew ITK a number of years ago wasn’t he? Was the first to reveal he was leaving and used to post bits of team news.

 

Wasn’t that Golfmag?

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Penn was the Pardew ITK a number of years ago wasn’t he? Was the first to reveal he was leaving and used to post bits of team news.

Shows he knows Pardew or someone close to Pardew if anything.

He’s already been on the wind up when the news first broke.

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