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Ben Jacobs was the guy on the Black & White podcast claimed that account was legit

 

It was obviously fake, I think we all knew that, if Jacobs said that he’s a complete knob ............ oh hang on 🤪

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Everyone knew that twitter account was fake from the off.

The guy even admitted to being a Man Utd fan, now people went official to Twitter and his name got pulled and his original name re-instated. Tried to say it was all a joke for 4chan and part of a wider hoax, been hounded with evidence to the contrary and pulled his account because he can’t handle it. Absolute weapon, but also the idiots who fell for him have to look at themselves, he was so obvious.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Fat Sam wouldn't work under the restrictions Ashley imposes

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Everyone knew that twitter account was fake from the off.

The guy even admitted to being a Man Utd fan, now people went official to Twitter and his name got pulled and his original name re-instated. Tried to say it was all a joke for 4chan and part of a wider hoax, been hounded with evidence to the contrary and pulled his account because he can’t handle it. Absolute weapon, but also the idiots who fell for him have to look at themselves, he was so obvious.

 

Nope. Wasn’t It the lawyer guy that was the Man Utd fan. This one is the fake Midhat one

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Fat Sam wouldn't work under the restrictions Ashley imposes

 

He would for £6 million a year.

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

That joke is as old as, well, the flintstones.

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

That joke is as old as, well, the flintstones.

Prehysterical?

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

That joke is as old as, well, the flintstones.

Prehysterical?

 

Prehistoric banter.

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

Dino give up the day job

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Of course without this story surfacing, he'd have been forced to give Rafa a contract and sign a load of players just so people on the internet wouldn't get the hump for an extra three weeks.

 

Thanks for sanity restoring post Matt. :lol:

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Increasing them again? The prices of 1 year seasons tickets aren't reflective of the majority of the support which are working class people in the North East. They can get to fuck with that. Wasn't renewing anyway because of uni, like. But still.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Of course without this story surfacing, he'd have been forced to give Rafa a contract and sign a load of players just so people on the internet wouldn't get the hump for an extra three weeks.

 

Do you still believe Ashley's role in this is over as he has signed a sale and purchase agreement? Or have you realised that absolutely nowhere and no-one has even claimed such a thing yet.

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My current theory, which has been slowly forming over the last week or so..

 

There are two, possibly three, interested parties. BZG did indeed get a HUA signed but Ashley, the devious cunt that he is, got the word out through some minion to the Sun. Why?

Reasons are at least two-fold. Mainly to pressure other interested parties, but no way was he oblivious to the fact that this gave him the perfect opportunity to stonewall on Rafa's contract and  transfers.

 

So it all comes down to does he really want to sell? If he does accept the reported £350m then BZG will eventually be our new owners - but how long does that take. Maybe they are still gathering funds from promissory partners and Ashley can at any time change his mind if the slightest deviation from that HUA arises.

 

We're on a fucking tightrope here, all at the whim of a madman that parks his tanks on your lawn. Rafa's almost certainly gone (99%?) if nothing is resolved before end of June.

 

As it stands right now next season is close to broken beyond repair but season tickets are on sale. :thup:

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Anybody renewing their ticket right now is an absolute mug.

 

How dare you. Support the team. Only thing I can do with my child/brother/sister/mother/father/grandfather/grandmother on a saturday oh the memories.

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