Steve Brute

[Guest Howaythetoon]

Seems legit

 

You should write it up for The Mag and they might even print it...

 

I wouldn’t lower myself writing for that pile of shite. It’s bad enough me writing on here...

[Stal]

bruce is a snidey two faced arselicker who says whatever he thinks the rank and file RTG-alikes of a club want to hear. I'm not sorry, I put a  lot of stock into a person as well as how they perform at their jobs. It's the reason I can't enjoy the work of several artists (musical/comedy etc) and if they are not decent people I cannot wish them well as that would make me a tad hypocritical. Doesnt matter if they are the best in the world at what they do.

 

Now, bruce has shown himself to be a dishonourable prick time and again so let's now look at his record. It's not worthy of our club. Like, our real club, not this meandering battery cash cow that ashley has reduced it to. You could swap him with likely anyone in the lower leagues and they'd maybe do as well with a Rafa drilled team and a bit of luck.

 

I want every pundit to be openly questioned when they appear on our matches and say how much they would luuuuuurve bruce to come and manage their precious teams. It would be fun to watch them squirm or completely u-turn in their opinion while humming and harring. Wankers.

 

In short, bruce is a shit manager and a disingenuous slimebag who says whatever his current audience wants to hear. He's not paedew yet, but he is level with mcclaren in my eyes, another page of shame in the recent history of NUFC.

 

 

 

 

[Wallsendmag]

He's a cunt. A group of my mates bumped into him in the lift of the hotel they were staying in before the 1999 Cup Final. Tried to have a bit banter with him, inevitably about the match and he made it clear in no uncertain terms that he hoped Man Utd thrashed us. I also still remember his miserable face when he was sat in the Sky Sports studios when we thrashed them 5-0.

 

He wasn't a die hard, cut me open I bleed black and white, NUFC has always been my club blah blah blah sort of bloke back then. Nor was he when he managed that lot down the road when he didn't miss the opportunity to have a sly dig at us whenever he could. He's a snide, he's disloyal. He's also a shit manager.

 

In fact he's a shithouse of a human being.

[Sima]

Have it on good authority that this shithouse is known to visit Asda Gosforth and buy 8 cans of John Smith's on a regular basis.

[Interpolic]

Worth a poll?

[samptime29]

Nobody knows what he is like as a human being in his day to day life. The comment is clearly OTT.

 

Why do you feel the constant need to defend him on it though?

 

Because the hatred on here is too much. Shithouse of a human being is a horrible insult. And we're talking about a football manager. Not liking him and wanting him gone is normal. Calling him a shithouse of a human being is not.

  Samp, have you got any statistics to back up your argument?  Thought not.

 

Answer my question.

  Surprise surprise!  Samp is the minority AGAIN.  Do you ever question yourself why that is?  What question?

 

Is every player or manager who fucks over a club like Bruce did with Sheff Wed (and there are plenty) a shitehouse of a human being?

 

Share some examples, let's comment on them individually.

 

Cabaye refused to play for us. Shitehouse of a human being? Dan Gosling fucked off Everton to come us. Shitehouse? Peter Odemwingie saga? Gabriel Heinze trying to snide Man Utd to go to Liverpool? Dider Domi went AWOL. Mahrez went AWOL.  Anelka, Payet, Costa, Pierre van Hooijdonk all went AWOL. Marco Silva saga? Is he a shitehouse of a human being? Tons of examples.

 

Well a lot of those could easily be considered a shitehouse of a human being, yeah. I was hoping you'd list more manager though tbh. Remind me about Silva - I know he left Hull when they got relegated, but wasn't he sacked from Watford and Everton? Where's the comparison?

 

He was courting Everton for ages and their form went to total shit over a few months. 5 points from 30 games. He didn't cover himself in glory.

 

Shitehouse of a human too then

 

But we don't know what Marco Silva is like. He was snide in his career, and should've handled it differently (as Bruce should've).

 

But he may be a lovely guy to his friends and family. He might donate 20% of his wages to Charity. We don't know what he's like as a human being.

 

 

You understand context, right?

 

Honestly, I really don't understand why you feel the need to defend this. What does it even matter to you how people feel about Bruce as a person?

 

It was a ridiculous comment.

 

If you're going to call somebody a terrible human being, there should be reason why, not just that you irrationally hate them for being your football team's manager

 

Adam Johnson: nonce. Fair enough. Ryan Giggs: shagging his brother's wife for years on end. Fair enough.

[Choppy Chop Chop]

bruce is a snidey two faced arselicker who says whatever he thinks the rank and file RTG-alikes of a club want to hear. I'm not sorry, I put a  lot of stock into a person as well as how they perform at their jobs. It's the reason I can't enjoy the work of several artists (musical/comedy etc) and if they are not decent people I cannot wish them well as that would make me a tad hypocritical. Doesnt matter if they are the best in the world at what they do.

 

Now, bruce has shown himself to be a dishonourable prick time and again so let's now look at his record. It's not worthy of our club. Like, our real club, not this meandering battery cash cow that ashley has reduced it to. You could swap him with likely anyone in the lower leagues and they'd maybe do as well with a Rafa drilled team and a bit of luck.

 

I want every pundit to be openly questioned when they appear on our matches and say how much they would luuuuuurve bruce to come and manage their precious teams. It would be fun to watch them squirm or completely u-turn in their opinion while humming and harring. w*****s.

 

In short, bruce is a s*** manager and a disingenuous slimebag who says whatever his current audience wants to hear. He's not paedew yet, but he is level with mcclaren in my eyes, another page of shame in the recent history of NUFC.

 

 

This  :smitten:

[Wallsendmag]

Topic title needs to be changed to;

 

Steve Bruce - The Shithouse 

[Guest chopey]

I went to a talk in when Bruxe was the Makem manager and he couldn't express his hatred of Ashley and Lambshite enough for how they congered through the directors box after we beat them, he even said he was gonna smack Ashley but Niall Quinn stopped him, he then planned to play "who let the dogs out" at the next game if they won.

[wormy]

I went to a talk in when Bruxe was the Makem manager and he couldn't express his hatred of Ashley and Lambshite enough for how they congered through the directors box after we beat them, he even said he was gonna smack Ashley but Niall Quinn stopped him, he then planned to play "who let the dogs out" at the next game if they won.

 

Tbf if that's true it might be the only story I've found him even slightly endearing in.

[TBG]

Had the pleasure of meeting Bruce at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

[Away Day Gadgie]

bruce is a snidey two faced arselicker who says whatever he thinks the rank and file RTG-alikes of a club want to hear. I'm not sorry, I put a  lot of stock into a person as well as how they perform at their jobs. It's the reason I can't enjoy the work of several artists (musical/comedy etc) and if they are not decent people I cannot wish them well as that would make me a tad hypocritical. Doesnt matter if they are the best in the world at what they do.

 

Now, bruce has shown himself to be a dishonourable prick time and again so let's now look at his record. It's not worthy of our club. Like, our real club, not this meandering battery cash cow that ashley has reduced it to. You could swap him with likely anyone in the lower leagues and they'd maybe do as well with a Rafa drilled team and a bit of luck.

 

I want every pundit to be openly questioned when they appear on our matches and say how much they would luuuuuurve bruce to come and manage their precious teams. It would be fun to watch them squirm or completely u-turn in their opinion while humming and harring. Wankers.

 

In short, bruce is a shit manager and a disingenuous slimebag who says whatever his current audience wants to hear. He's not paedew yet, but he is level with mcclaren in my eyes, another page of shame in the recent history of NUFC.

 

Not sure if that’s a typo or not, but what a great name for him! 

[Foluwashola]

By all accounts a perfectly decent bloke, simply not up to the job. No idea why people feel the need to work themselves up into such a frenzy of hatred. All football managers / players chat utter shite in their interviews, he is no different.

[Guest Butcher]

By all accounts a perfectly decent bloke, simply not up to the job. No idea why people feel the need to work themselves up into such a frenzy of hatred. All football managers / players chat utter s**** in their interviews, he is no different.

 

The end.

[Guest neesy111]

Missed out on LMA manager of the year.

 

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/53560879

[Pata]

 

Liverpool and us were so lucky. We are guaranteed to go down if the takeover fails which would mean Bruce is the manager.

[geordie john]

Quote from Charlie fucking Nicholas:

 

'Some Newcastle fans are questioning how dare we suggest Steve Bruce has done as good a job as Rafa Benitez, but come on guys, he has. A lot of people didn't want him there, didn't like the style, but I think he's been more attacking than Rafa.

 

Not as well-drilled defensively, but for what he had, and what he's done, Allan Saint-Maximin's been a good signing, Miguel Almiron has enjoyed himself, Joelinton's been a bit of a disaster though.

 

He ended up playing a decent attacking style which Newcastle fans would, if they're sitting over their beer in the stadium, say he did a good job but not as good as Rafa - you'd say really? The position he finished in the league? There wasn't even one bit of sweat on the brow about going down, which you got with Rafa'

 

Just what are idiots like this guy on?

How much is Ashley paying him?

'A decent attacking style'? Was he watching the same games as us?

 

Cunt of the first order.....

[Pata]

It's stunning, we were shite and shite to watch too. Extremely lucky to not get relegated, this team with Bruce has to be favourites go down next season.

[Dr.Spaceman]

It's stunning, we were shite and shite to watch too. Extremely lucky to not get relegated, this team with Bruce has to be favourites go down next season.

 

Depends on ASM and whether or not we manage to sign another mad bastard.

 

More mid table cloggers though and we're absolutely down.

[geordie john]

It's stunning, we were shite and shite to watch too. Extremely lucky to not get relegated, this team with Bruce has to be favourites go down next season.

 

Depends on ASM and whether or not we manage to sign another mad bastard.

 

More mid table cloggers though and we're absolutely down.

 

There is no doubt in my mind that without ASM and a few extraordinarily lucky results, we'd be down - dead and buried. And a big part of me regrets not being so....

[Robster]

Quote from Charlie fucking Nicholas:

I was going to say '"let's see what they say in 12 months time" but they'll probably find excuses for him. "Uncertainty over the takeover" "Ashley hasn't supported him"... blah blah blah

[Wallsendmag]

He has a Premier League win percentage of 28%. Just let that sink in for a minute. 28%. Basically he's doing marginally better than winning 1 game in every 4. The only manager with a worse win % is Bryan Robson who will never find work as a manager again. Certainly not in this country.

 

How he gets such an easy ride, and all this praise constantly heaped on him from all over the media I just can’t fathom out.

[Disco]

Edwards on the latest TF wankathon over this chump.

[Darth Crooks]

Of all the guests

[Skeletor]