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He's hilarious. I think he genuinely believes his own shtick that everyone is out to get him. If only he wasn't failing the very basic task of steering us away from bother, the one requirement that'll have been in the job description.

 

Perhaps he'd have helped himself out if he wasn't getting stuck into the fans and his popular predecessor at every given opportunity. He's put a target on his own back.

 

The bloke is a fucking loser and it has to rub off on the players. Their coach has thrown in the towel, has shrugged his shoulders and is hoping for the best. If we hadn't brought Jones in we'd be totally fucked.

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Just reminded myself how bad Mcclaren was :lol:

 

7 wins, 1 being against Northampton :lol:

 

Urgh, the 5-1 against Palace and 1-3 against Bournemouth. Awful.

 

But you didn't end up hating him with all your soul  :lol:

 

Nope, weirdly enough. I save that for Bruce.

 

Agreed and what i was getting at, Bruce is on another level.....the Pardew Parallel I shall call it.

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Just reminded myself how bad Mcclaren was :lol:

 

7 wins, 1 being against Northampton :lol:

 

Urgh, the 5-1 against Palace and 1-3 against Bournemouth. Awful.

 

Was at both. Palace was the worst experience I've had following NUFC. Looking back the pathetic performance at Villa may be worse due to the implications it had but, aye. That Bournemouth home game was the first time in years a SJP crowd had made a relatively toxic atmosphere against a manager, probably was as bad as Allardyce when Liverpool did us 0-3.

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His comments about Fulham this morning, they're definitely going to pin that up on their dressing room

 

He's a fucking buffoon.

 

I hope West Brom and Sheff Utd. do the same. Can't see them catching us but it would be lovely to see them get close enough to make him sweat.

 

Straws and camels and all that.

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It's honestly staggering how much heavy lifting first Bryan Robson and later on Roy Keane must have done inspirationally in the Man Utd dressing room when this prick was the public captain of the club.

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I just don't understand how far he thinks this mindset can really take you. Aye his predecessor would talk the team down from time-to-time but it was clearly borne out of frustration at not being backed, arguably even letting himself feel vindicated. You might stretch to say it was political; driving an agenda that would ultimatum lead to better decisions at boardroom level when transfer windows came around. It worked when you consider they eventually bowed and got him Almiron.

 

There's no agenda around general betterment with Bruce though. It's just defensive hot air followed by a shrug of the shoulders. We're shit but so is everyone else so what do you want from us? You're always having a go at us.

 

It doesn't inspire, it doesn't achieve anything. He just cements his position as a total fucking loser.

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Those first few seconds couldn't have been more embarrassing if they tried.

 

:lol: So profound.

 

You see, lads, the teams at the bottom of the league are the ones that go down, you see.

 

Reminds me of that Extras sketch where Ian McKellen is explaining that he's actually acting when he dresses up as a wizard.

 

What a great footballing mind Steve Bruce is. Imagine an hour with him, cor. What a learning experience you'd have. Ball goes in net. Pitch is green. Kick with foot.

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Those first few seconds couldn't have been more embarrassing if they tried.

 

:lol: So profound.

 

You see, lads, the teams at the bottom of the league are the ones that go down, you see.

 

Reminds me of that Extras sketch where Ian McKellen is explaining that he's actually acting when he dresses up as a wizard.

 

What a great footballing mind Steve Bruce is. Imagine an hour with him, cor. What a learning experience you'd have. Ball goes in net. Pitch is green. Kick with foot.

 

:lol: So true.

 

So press pack, it's like this reet; two teams, different strips, one tries to score in the other ones goal. Lasts aboot 90 mins. What was that aboot Bacon?

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He clearly couldn't give less of a shit aside from when people are having a pop at him and he gets extremely wound up. He's just a pathetic individual, pretty much no redeeming features.

 

He's as thin skinned as fuck tbh. For all his 'been around for a long time' schtick, it's very clear he can't cope with any grief whatsoever.

 

Always on the defensive.

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Just on Bruce's latest pathetic excuse. The tunnel at St Andrews is the longest in our football and a very similar distance. I wouldn't expect Bruce to realise that though, he only played and managed there for many years.

The teams had to change in a portacabin and get a mini-bus to Ewood Park when it was getting done up. They nearly won the league as I recall.  I wouldn't expect  Bruce to remember that, he only played for their direct title rivals at the time.

 

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‘Clowsed’, ‘howst’

 

 

Arr just fuck off, man

 

:lol::lol: it's absolutely terrible. It always feels like he's trying to make himself sound more Geordie than he is but he doesn't actually know the accent. Allo Allo cunt.

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The chubby funster watched a different game to us the other night. Fulham won, apparently...

 

 

Frightening. He's been over-employed and given a role and salary well above what his ability and career deserve and isn't even humble enough to work really hard after being handed this on a plate. Even if the owner is happy for the manager not to care, Bruce should have some spine and work hard regardless. To not even know the results of your competitors when your in a relegation battle, something you'd know at 13 playing Championship manager, shows the effort he puts in - doesn't even watch the games, much less study them and our opponents.

He should be ashamed of himself.

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