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Joelinton: will not play against Everton (Howe)


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27 minutes ago, sempuki said:

Player of the season? 

Ridiculous choice this year between loads of our players, for me yes but I wouldn't argue with any other contender 

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6 minutes ago, Mikky said:

If this guy doesn’t get into that Brazil squad next time round….

I can already see it, Big Joe in 2024 Copa America final, tracking down the left wing and taking the ball from a baffled Messi. 

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I always thought he'd come good and that there was a good footballer in there, but fuck me. Howe's transformation of him early last year was vindication and his continued improvement in that role was amazing. Then he was trusted further forward again and utilised LW more and he was decent. Thoughts of 'yeah he can do a job there but he wont be first choice', then he just continued to improve there as well. Then he'd be asked to play in a midfield 3 again, and he was better again. Then him and Willock developed this fluid left hand side and he was even betterer. Then he started to stick passes and now he's got a silky touch and can finish on demand. 15 months, man. I fucking love him. 

 

 

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7 hours ago, duo said:

Just noticed PL also robbed Joe of his assist for 1st goal 

I like stats and post them quite often, but it's a joke isn't it. :dowie:

 

He didn't get an assist for our first against Spurs either. He forces a save and Murphy buries the rebound. Does anyone know if that's an assist in ice hockey? Lots of goals in that sport from rebounds. Football has stats for "big chances" and "key passes", so it must be capable of doing nuanced judgements, just not for assists. With assists being an oft-quoted, high-profile stat, its poor and only encourages folk to think stats are bollocks (they are not).

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1 hour ago, Stottie said:

I like stats and post them quite often, but it's a joke isn't it. :dowie:

 

He didn't get an assist for our first against Spurs either. He forces a save and Murphy buries the rebound. Does anyone know if that's an assist in ice hockey? Lots of goals in that sport from rebounds. Football has stats for "big chances" and "key passes", so it must be capable of doing nuanced judgements, just not for assists. With assists being an oft-quoted, high-profile stat, its poor and only encourages folk to think stats are bollocks (they are not).

Yes it is. And many other sports give assists from rebounds.

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That Schar to Joelinton switch over the top has got teams absolutely flummoxed at the moment. With most of our build-up play this season coming down the right, they're just not thinking about it, and then it happens.

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The celebration for Joelinton's goal, with Bruno hanging off his shoulder, voice cracking as he screams, Wilson chirping in to, and then there's this bestial warcry that a Viking would be proud of COME ONNNNNNNNN

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Stal said:

Just saw a headline that Joelinton is to have a team of the season card on FIFA. I assume that's the game, but what is a team of the season card?

A massively upgraded card from their normal card.

 

ASM aswell apparently. 

 

 

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19 hours ago, Stottie said:

I like stats and post them quite often, but it's a joke isn't it. :dowie:

 

He didn't get an assist for our first against Spurs either. He forces a save and Murphy buries the rebound. Does anyone know if that's an assist in ice hockey? Lots of goals in that sport from rebounds. Football has stats for "big chances" and "key passes", so it must be capable of doing nuanced judgements, just not for assists. With assists being an oft-quoted, high-profile stat, its poor and only encourages folk to think stats are bollocks (they are not).

Everything is assists in ice hockey :lol:

Why the fuck wasn't he given an assist yesterday for his contribution to the first goal in FPL though? It was given on Sunday, does someone else touch the ball between Pickford and Wilson that I haven't seen? 

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1 hour ago, Nobody said:

Everything is assists in ice hockey :lol:

Haha, thanks!

My knowledge of ice hockey comes from a 1980s game console called a Mattel Intellivision. On its game, the only way to score was a rebound. You had hit an initial shot that knocked over the goalkeeper, sorry goal tender isn't it. Only then could you score.

 

Getting back to Joelinton, but him, Bruno, and Willock would probably all start for Liverpool. A team that was chasing a quadruple just twelve months ago. They missed the league title by one point and outplayed Real in the CL final.

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12 hours ago, BonesJones said:

A massively upgraded card from their normal card.

 

ASM aswell apparently. 

 

 

 

 

I don't play FIFA, what is a massively upgraded card? Sorry, I have no context for this. Is it like a stats thing?

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12 minutes ago, Stal said:

 

I don't play FIFA, what is a massively upgraded card? Sorry, I have no context for this. Is it like a stats thing?

 

Yes, stats boosted in all categories. So he'll be faster, better at dribbling, better at shooting etc etc. 

 

This is all among the FUT (FIFA Ultimate Team) mode of the game, basically the only part of FIFA people play nowadays, mainly online.

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