cubaricho Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 His header man. Fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 33 minutes ago, cubaricho said: His header man. Fuck. Just watched it back - slightly loses his footing as he is about to head it - still a big miss though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 42 minutes ago, La Parka said: I still can't get over the fact this guy could barely kick a ball 3 years ago. ? Still can't kick a ball (today's thunderbastard aside) but can kick the shit out of anyone in his way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 12 minutes ago, Mikky said: Just watched it back - slightly loses his footing as he is about to head it - still a big miss though Plus I think he's trying to place it just in the corner, which is totally the wrong thing to do, just needs to concentrate on heading it as centrally as possible Fortunately it wasn't a costly miss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideopenMag Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Just now, McDog said: All you can ask for ❤️ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, McDog said: He and Bruno are complete lunatics on the pitch and so goddamn loveable off it. Big Jow hat trick today: Misses a complete sitter ✅ Clothesline to opposition player (yellow card, obvi) ✅ Thunderbastard strike nicking the ball off a legend ✅ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, McDog said: I know it’s been said before but I really hope we keep the same togetherness as we invest more and more over the coming years, it’s so refreshing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 He kicked the absolute fuck out of that ball I'm convinced it could have gone anywhere, just happened to be bottom corner! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Can you score a thunderbastard from six yards out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 44 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: Can you score a thunderbastard from six yards out? Oh aye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Can't stop laughing at the goal. He just hits it so unnecessarily hard Not enough laughing at the keeper IMO. Obviously the mistake is Silva but once it happens then the keeper surely has to come charging out and narrow the angle and make Joe beat him? Instead he retreats and kind of lies down cowering on his line and makes himself as small as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikse Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, Shak said: Can't stop laughing at the goal. He just hits it so unnecessarily hard Not enough laughing at the keeper IMO. Obviously the mistake is Silva but once it happens then the keeper surely has to come charging out and narrow the angle and make Joe beat him? Instead he retreats and kind of lies down cowering on his line and makes himself as small as possible. He was probably still raging about that miss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Shak said: Can't stop laughing at the goal. He just hits it so unnecessarily hard Not enough laughing at the keeper IMO. Obviously the mistake is Silva but once it happens then the keeper surely has to come charging out and narrow the angle and make Joe beat him? Instead he retreats and kind of lies down cowering on his line and makes himself as small as possible. He was definitely pissed at the earlier miss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Joelinton has the best passionate celebrations for goals man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bally21 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 (edited) Joelinton definitely gets white line fever, steps on that pitch and transforms himself into a beast. Mental performance yesterday, one of the worst misses I've ever seen live, goal,yellow card, his energy and effort were immense. Whatever he does its just impossible not to love the guy. He gives 100% effort, 100% of the time. Edited November 26, 2023 by Bally21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 He is our Vieira Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KetsbaiaIsBald Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Get Shearer in to teach him how to kick a ball. He smashed the goal with everything he had and it had less power than a shearer side footer. If he ever learns how to connect his foot with a ball he will be unstoppable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 (edited) He smashed the ball like when another player scores and you run in after them and bury it in the open net. Such an aggressive bastard Also, SHHOOOOOT, in Joe's head this is going top bins, ill oblige, hits it so hard it ends up outside the strawberry. Edited November 26, 2023 by mighty__mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 One of the angriest goals I've ever seen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 11 hours ago, Kanji said: Joelinton has the best passionate celebrations for goals man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Think he was pissed off at his earlier miss, hence the ruthless aggression finish and violent relief when the ball went in. Despite the mistake from Thiago it was a good goal. Joelinton had chased and harassed three different ball carriers to win it in the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 (edited) I'm sure the post gets out of his way for the celebration out of fear of being snapped. Edited November 26, 2023 by madras Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 The keeper didn't want to know like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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