Danh1 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Newcastle 0-0 Charlton, the one that was rearranged after the bad snow. Newcastle 0-0 Fulham, a couple of years back before Christmas. Can’t remember who it was against, maybe Palace actually, but the game where our fans made the paper planes and chucked them on the pitch. Was 0-0 again. That was the day after my 18th so my first proper night out in Newcastle. Game was fucking terrible, they were bottom, yet to take a point or keep a clean sheet away from home and we didn't have a shot on target. Remember them missing a few good chances to win it in stoppage time. It was truly shocking. Both of the games against Fulham at SJP were under Rafa. Would still happily sit through that 10 times a season to have the beautiful man back in my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 There must have been some truly awful Burnley - Stoke game or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Fulham 0-1 Newcastle (Barton pen 90) I left the ground around 60 secs before the Pen was awarded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 That was under Fat Sam in that shitty blue kit, wasn’t it? Could barely string 2 passes together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 That was under Fat Sam in that shitty blue kit, wasn’t it? Could barely string 2 passes together. Aye. Had a look at a couple of match reports earlier to check my recollection (I was very pissed), the Guardian report starts: The reporter from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle claimed it was the worst match he had seen in 30 years of covering the Magpies. Supporters joked that the TV in the dugout belonging to Fulham's manager, Lawrie Sanchez, would have been better used showing Strictly Come Dancing rather than the game. The 5-5 draw between teams of young boys and girls at half-time was far more enjoyable than the main event. I'm very confident I've never seen a worse football match, certainly live, and for context I've probably been to knocking on a hundred Hartlepool United games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Yeah that Fulham match was an absolute stinker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Was just reading the .com match report from that Fulham game and they seem to agree - they reference the Palace paper dart game and the Watford away game after Roeder was sacked as contenders. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just put this season's fixtures on the wall and throw a fucking dart at it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 I've seen more than enough horrible NUFC games but the Fulham always stands out. There was something different about how shit it was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 The 0-0 with Brighton at home early last season sticks out for me. Looked up the stats of the game and Brighton had 72% possession. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir_9 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 In terms of boring, either of the Fulham ones (at home or away both 0-0) In terms of dogshit, Liverpool spanking us 6-0 under Pards or Pompey smashing us under Fat Sam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 In terms of boring, either of the Fulham ones (at home or away both 0-0) In terms of dogshit, Liverpool spanking us 6-0 under Pards or Pompey smashing us under Fat Sam. Wigan 1-0 NUFC under Allardyce on Boxing Day was horrific. 3-0 defeat at home to Liverpool was utter gash. However, the worst under Allardyce had to be the defeat at Derby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 In terms of boring, either of the Fulham ones (at home or away both 0-0) In terms of dogshit, Liverpool spanking us 6-0 under Pards or Pompey smashing us under Fat Sam. Was that the same game where Shola got sent off for "sarcasm" or some silly shit like that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavMcEl Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Brighton 0-0 Newcastle. Happened in July. One of the Man Utd v Liverpool games in recent years that was built up as fuck by Sky and it ended up being utterly terrible. The 0-0 at home to Brighton around September 2019 to is a contender the first 45 mins in particular was the worst half of football I ever watched Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Remember a 0-0 against Middlesbrough, may have been souness? Being the worst game I’ve ever seen Think passer planes got thrown on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Think I’m mixing up 2 games there the paper planes was v palace , another awful one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Problem is, if you can remember it, it's probably not the worst game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim. They were in April 2005, which looked like this: 2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line 7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win 10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe 14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said 17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United 20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time 24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volley 27th - Boro (h) 0-0 30th - Palace (h) 0-0 Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim. They were in April 2005, which looked like this: 2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line 7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win 10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe 14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said 17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United 20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time 24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volloy 27th - Boro (h) 0-0 30th - Palace (h) 0-0 Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle. Awful month that. Bellamy and Robert both pushed out by souness. Despite them being the reason we were good the 2 seasons prior Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim. They were in April 2005, which looked like this: 2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line 7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win 10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe 14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said 17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United 20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time 24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volloy 27th - Boro (h) 0-0 30th - Palace (h) 0-0 Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle. Christ Almighty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 That Sporting Libson game wounded me like. Was rattled for several weeks. :'( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Norwich away. Debuchy debut. Literally nothing happened all game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 That Sporting Libson game wounded me like. Was rattled for several weeks. :'( Was convinced we were gonna win that cup that year. Completely blew it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Fulham 0-1 Newcastle (Barton pen 90) Fucking hell, aye. That was worse than the Toon Toon Pepperami game. Allardyce-led AIDS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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