HaydnNUFC Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said: Luke Edwards now reckons you can’t judge until at least 10 games. He’s only had three seasons, tbf. Had a go at previous managers for the same patter he's coming out with now. The bloke is fucking embarrassing. Trudging though some of his old tweets and also came up with some gold and 'exclusives' that were completely fucking wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said: Had a go at previous managers for the same patter he's coming out with now. The bloke is fucking embarrassing. Trudging though some of his old tweets and also came up with some gold and 'exclusives' that were completely fucking wrong. Be good to see what the shuttlecock headed bellend has to say about them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just shows how fucking thick Mike Ashley is to give a tinpot manager a 3m bonus if he gets sacked. Also how fucking shit is football when someone who is terrible at their job gets a huge payout when they get sacked, so detached from every other industry/business. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 More hopium but I think the most likely scenario at this stage that'd lead to him leaving is a mutual consent thing where its like 50% sacking him, 50% him walking and he gets a reduced pay off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 24 minutes ago, Danh1 said: Be good to see what the shuttlecock headed bellend has to say about them Few more 'exclusives' that ended up being horseshit. It wasn't purely signings why he left in the summer, it was more or less everything about the club. Either way we signed Almiron and he left anyway. He wasn't though was he. I genuinely think they took so long to sack McClaren because they waited until they had a guaranteed replacement before officially binning him. The defeat to Bournemouth was on Saturday and we didn't sack McClaren officially until the Friday, once Benitez approached the club said he'd want the job. Bullshit from the club a la Berahino. 'We tried'. Edwards was reporting that bollocks. The guy's a cunt and I can't wait to fap mesel into a coma at his passive-aggressive rage once his mate finally fucks off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) Best ignoring the cunt, that 'Mauris Exclusive' was one of the worst case of sport's reporting I have seen. The bloke has no credibility and has a clear agenda. Mind as I keep saying, he is amongst a group of journalists reporting on the club, who are at best poor and at worst clearly not up to the job. Caulkin especially has went from a decent reporter when at the Times, to a total joke these days. Edited October 3, 2021 by et tu brute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Luke Edwards should be ignored at all costs, another example of someone making big bucks from Football despite being fucking terrible at their job. He's even admitted to trolling the fans yet he's still employed by his shit rag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Aye, can we stop posting baldwards tweets please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, maze said: I have nothing against Bruce. He’s just a shit manager. That’s all. He’s probably fit to manage a team in L1 or lower Championship, but that’s about it. Naah. I can't buy that. There's something so horrible about him. A person that best fits the description above is someone like Steve Mclaren or Chris Hughton. With Bruce, well off the top of my head, 1. Claims he is a Geordie, acts and speaks nothing like one. 2. Puts the club down in so many ways. 3. Has no ambition to make club and players better. 4. Blames everyone else but himself. 5. Holiday-loving piece of shit. 6. Training skipping- loving piece of shit. 7. Gets easily riled up by others like journos and fans and doubtless the players too. 8. Arrogant and bottom kissing cunt 9. Absolutely loves credit but washes his hands clean of any mistakes. 10. Greedy bastard waiting for a payoff to the detriment of his 'beloved' club. So no. He's not just a useless manager, he's also a useless oxygen thieve that needs to go fuck himself, the sooner the better. Edited October 3, 2021 by nufcjb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, nufcjb said: Naah. I can't buy that. There's something so horrible about him. A person that best fits the description above is someone like Steve Mclaren or Chris Hughton. With Bruce, well off the top of my head, 1. Claims he is a Geordie, acts and speaks nothing like one. 2. Puts the club down in so many ways. 3. Has no ambition to make club and players better. 4. Blames everyone else but himself. 5. Holiday-loving piece of shit. 6. Training skipping- loving piece of shit. 7. Gets easily riled up by others like journos and fans and doubtless the players too. 8. Arrogant and bottom kissing cunt 9. Absolutely loves credit but washes his hands clean of any mistakes. 10. Greedy bastard waiting for a payoff to the detriment of his 'beloved' club. So no. He's not just a useless manager, he's also a useless oxygen thieve that needs to go fuck himself, the sooner the better. He is ultimately as unambitious, allergic to change, unable to handle criticism, gutless and two faced as the club under Ashley. It is exactly why we are sat in a cunt off with one refusing to sack the other and the other refusing to walk until he gets sacked. Bruce is likely to go on stress/health leave before walking so he gets paid off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Maximin Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 I don’t like Bruce at all but has he really pretended to be one of us? From the interviews I’ve seen he’s mentioned it being his boyhood club, basically admitting he couldn’t care less since becoming an adult. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Remember that Edwards' paper are moving toward (or at least were planning to) a clickbait model. He's a terrible (and by that I mean absolutely fucking terrible) journalist, but he's brilliant at winding people up. Please stop giving him the attention he both craves and now needs to make a living. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, St. Maximin said: I don’t like Bruce at all but has he really pretended to be one of us? From the interviews I’ve seen he’s mentioned it being his boyhood club, basically admitting he couldn’t care less since becoming an adult. You're taking that too literally. When someone says it's their "Boyhood Club", it means they've loved and supported it ever since boyhood (up to and including the moment of making the statement) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) I know it is shithousery, but I would love it if there was a mass effort to contact The Telegraph to stop Edwards writing his bitter articles about us. Get him shifted to Leyton Orient or another club. The same way that people contacted The Independent last year about that gadgie who was writing negative articles about the takeover. I actually thought that was out of line tbh! Edwards is toxic though. The bloke is a grade A cunt. It’s not even that I disagree with him, it’s his his smarminess and purposeful baiting of NUFC fans. Edited October 3, 2021 by Danh1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 hours ago, et tu brute said: Caulkin especially has went from a decent reporter when at the Times, to a total joke these days Caulkin gets criticised for his takeover stuff. But, it seems to me from what's come out that he was passing on what he was told by several parties, and that there was a very late swerve by the PL to block it. So it seems. I can't really blame him for that, and since then, he's been pretty circumspect, always making clear that confidence in one or other of the parties can be unfounded. The Steve Bruce stuff is harder to understand, for me, if they really are friends. Shearer gets criticised for not laying into Bruce on MOTD, due to him apparently being a friend. And it's true I have lost a bit of respect for him for that. But at the end of the day, Shearer is a pundit - a talking head. One step above the rentagobs on Talksport etc, but ultimately they're all there to generate clicks and in a similar role. I am disappointed when the professional journalists feel conflicted by personal friendships as well, though, or can't see it clearly. That's not what they're paid for, Newcastle fans or not. Quite why there is this wall of protective rubbish about Bruce and his training methods, his totally dreadful and consistent record over his 999 games, his persistent out of touch with reality excuses, his blaming everyone but himself, is beyond me. And that's just the start with Europe's fattest man, his gigantic sleeves and his meticulous system of unimprovements. Why, then, are more journalists not holding him to account? Too pally? If that's the case, just admit you're conflicted and then go report on someone else for a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 It would be better to run a campaign to get every Newcastle supporter that follows him on Twitter to 1) unfollow him and 2) block him so that his analytics for Twitter go down the toilet. I already reckon there’s a reluctance to click on the Telegraph when his name is attached, that could be why some other chap was reporting on us for them during the week. I don’t wish career/financial ruin on anyone but he’s basically knowingly gaslighting us for £££, so fuck him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Some of the comments Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Pilko said: Some of the comments You Only Win Twice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mag_in_NZ Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, LV said: You Only Win Twice I'll leave some out for others......but here's a few early ones Oh No! From Wednesday comes Shite Thunderc--t You Only Win Twice On Mike Ashley's Shite Service Dreams Are Forever Lose Another Day No Time to Diet Edited October 4, 2021 by Mag_in_NZ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) Oldminger Go time for Pie Chunderball A view to a shill Edited October 4, 2021 by Darth Crooks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Chicken Royale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 7 hours ago, Abacus said: Caulkin gets criticised for his takeover stuff. But, it seems to me from what's come out that he was passing on what he was told by several parties, and that there was a very late swerve by the PL to block it. So it seems. I can't really blame him for that, and since then, he's been pretty circumspect, always making clear that confidence in one or other of the parties can be unfounded. The Steve Bruce stuff is harder to understand, for me, if they really are friends. Shearer gets criticised for not laying into Bruce on MOTD, due to him apparently being a friend. And it's true I have lost a bit of respect for him for that. But at the end of the day, Shearer is a pundit - a talking head. One step above the rentagobs on Talksport etc, but ultimately they're all there to generate clicks and in a similar role. I am disappointed when the professional journalists feel conflicted by personal friendships as well, though, or can't see it clearly. That's not what they're paid for, Newcastle fans or not. Quite why there is this wall of protective rubbish about Bruce and his training methods, his totally dreadful and consistent record over his 999 games, his persistent out of touch with reality excuses, his blaming everyone but himself, is beyond me. And that's just the start with Europe's fattest man, his gigantic sleeves and his meticulous system of unimprovements. Why, then, are more journalists not holding him to account? Too pally? If that's the case, just admit you're conflicted and then go report on someone else for a bit. Why even have any expectations from professional journalists any more? Most of them are now climbing back aboard the Rafa bandwagon after carping at him through sheer spite when he was at NUFC. Now suddenly he's become the canniest manager with an eye for a bargain, clear direction and a penchant for improving players. Oh really? Well blow me down. Bruce of course is still a proven manager who's not to be blamed for lack of support from the owner, and is on a hiding to nothing with a fanbase that doesn't want him here. I'm reading all this in today's column in the Times by Tony Cascarino. Professional journalists actually get paid to write this shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Thundergut Kebabs Are Forever Piefall Oxopussy Tomorrow Always Pies The Meal Deal Is Not Enough The Man With The Golden Bun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed210 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Could today be the day Bruce falls upon his sword? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ed210 said: Could today be the day Bruce falls upon his sword? International break man, he won't be thinking about Newcastle at all today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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