Relegationometer

[Scotty66]

Going to be interesting to see how things look on the 6th March.

 

Before then we have Chelsea, Man Utd and Wolves.

 

Fulham have Burnley, Sheff Utd and Palace.

 

After the 6th of March though our games get easier and Fulham get much harder.

 

Definitely squeaky bum time if Fulham get 2 wins in the next 3 though.

[CalmintheChaos]

Good luck to them I say. They have been playing decent stuff most the season and if they stay up they will have ambition and try and better themselves. If we stay up we will just carry on stinking the league out under Bruce.

[et tu brute]

If Fulham play like they have today then I can see the gap being down to 1 point by next weekend. Not saying they will, but, Fulham look a bigger danger that I thought they were. Worrying times and think people (myself included) were thinking the gap is too much. With this manager and Wilson being out so long it’s not.

[Danh1]

As long as Doubtfire is here I will always be an 8 or 9.

 

Get rid of him ffs. Track record of being absolutely fucking shite at being a football manager.

[Bimpy474]

I think we need another team to finish below us alongside W.B.A and Sheffield Utd, Fulham are going to overtakes us. They're a far better side right now.

[The Prophet]

This is Fulham's third win of the season. If they string results together I'll be a bit more concerned, but they've only seen off a pathetic Everton side.

[HaydnNUFC]

Up to a 4 or 5 due to an expected win from Fulham tonight, probably 5 due to their next 2 games compared to our next 2. Agree with The Prophet above though.

[Si]

Fulham are coming.

 

 

Bastards.

 

[Ketsbaia]

I never trusted Everton to beat these, actually. Got more faith in Burnley and maybe even Sheff Utd.

 

But if Fulham beat either of them, we're in trouble.

[St1pe]

We could do with a draw or a daft win in the next two games to keep us clear and 2-3 clubs above us involved.

[andyc35i]

We could do with a draw or a daft win in the next two games to keep us clear and 2-3 clubs above us involved.

 

Not gonna happen. I hate being in this position where I’m having to spend my energy hoping that other teams lose

[Fantail Breeze]

If Maja keeps scoring, does this mean the mackems will have relegated us again?

[Bimpy474]

Fulham have found their feet with decent signings, are playing good football and you can see a confidence in their play. We have a bag of piss as manager, an injured centre forward who is the key to us staying up. Have a had an upturn in form but with said bag of piss, who knows how long that will last.

 

We're 17th, have a horrible run, while Fulham's is favourable. And we still have to go to Fulham. They have a manager who's got them playing, we have a manager who is inept.

To think we shouldn't be worried is mental. has the past shown us nothing? They call it sleepwalking, well we're wide awake and heading to a relegation if we carry on thinking we're safe.

 

 

 

[The Prophet]

Oh there's every reason to be worried, I thought it was nailed on to long ago, but the Jones appointment and Fulham failing to beat Brighton and WBA gave me renewed hope.

[Bimpy474]

Oh there's every reason to be worried, I thought it was nailed on to long ago, but the Jones appointment and Fulham failing to beat Brighton and WBA gave me renewed hope.

 

Same until Wilson got injured, if things go badly in the next few games the pressure will be really on. And as Bruce is a moron, my anxiousness will be through the roof.

[Optimistic Nut]

Tonight’s the first time I’ve been worried we might go down to be honest. The worry is 7 points still looks quite a lot on paper, but it’s 4 points they need to make up on us in 14 games. I’ve no faith in us avoiding defeat there on the last day. Would be some irony after the 4-0 there two seasons ago with the optimism we had straight after.

[HaydnNUFC]

Run of games we have until mid April after these next two is huge.

 

Wolves, WBA, Villa, Brighton, Spurs, Burnley, West Ham.

 

Got to be getting points from that.

[gdm]

After the next 3 Fulham have a terrible run of fixtures. It’s calmed my nerves a little

 

[Paullow]

You reap what you sow.

[Scoot]

After the next 3 Fulham have a terrible run of fixtures. It’s calmed my nerves a little

 

 

Cheers for putting that up. That has calmed me a little.

[Kaizero]

Team in having to play all the teams other teams also has to play shocker.

[Ben]

Fulham Newcastle last game of the season could be interesting

[Ikon]

Fulham Newcastle last game of the season could be interesting

 

Not interesting in any way if you ask me

[midds]

You mean the decision to hire a fat, gormless loser with a proven pigshit record as a manager at every club he's ever been at has eventually come home to roost? Well butter my arse, no-one could have predicted this.

 

The league table rarely lies in the middle of February, we've been fucking consistently dreadful for months and we're circling the drain for that reason. It makes a mockery of those idiots in the media who have consistently maintained that Bruce is/was doing a good/great job and he's a safe pair of hands and all of the utter wank that they spew, seemingly, on demand. They deal in tired (utterly false) cliches and urban myths that mask the now inescapable fact - Newcastle are staring squarely down the barrel of their 3rd Ashely relegation in 12 years, forget the 7 point gap, that can disappear in a week.

 

Buy cheap, pay twice. Ashley went out and actually paid compo to acquire the bloke who has inevitably done what he's always done and ruined another yet another football team. He drove Rafa away, forked out millions and millions backing a backward, incompetent managerial moron who's still sunk the team in the shite up to it's neck. You reap what you sow Ashley, you hire and back a loser, don't be surprised when it crumbles and you lose the fucking lot. You pair of stupid, sackless, dense fat cunts. This is all on you two 

[Candi_Hills]

9.9

 

I’ve no faith at all in our buckle-nosed, beetroot-faced, bollock-brained boss. Fuck off, Steve, you slimy, grovelling, lying lard arse. I hope Hodgy smashes your son’s head in and then farts in your biscuit tin, you ugly rotten casserole-faced bastard.