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[duo]

It's so f***ing ominous. Looks like it's genuinely written in the stars.

 

I still think we'll draw 1-1 and Man Utd will beat Hull. Which would be utterly pathetic but enough to stay up.

I just cannot see it.  Already resigned to us going down - Carver will be rubbing his hands with glee - job will be his.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Carver's reaction if we do stay up. 

 

Remember when Pardew ran into the crowd at SJP? It'll be infinitely worse than that.

 

Nah. I honestly think he might bite when he's inevitably booed. A sort of "I fucking knew we'd do it" attitude which is completely unwarranted.

[Yorkie]

I think there'll be some faux drama. Hull leading ManU, Cisse buries a late winner sending St James into half-arsed raptures.

[B-more Mag]

I suppose I'll watch Hull on Sunday. No real point in watching us.

[ChrisJbarnes]

2014-15 Premier League Prize Money Table

NO# CLUB EQUAL SHARE MERIT BASED FACILITY FEE TOTAL

1 Chelsea £55m £24m £18.0m (24 matches) 97.0m

2 Man City £55m £22.8m £19.5m (26 matches) 97.2m

3 Arsenal £55m £21.6m £18.7m (25 matches) 95.3m

4 Manchester United £55m £20.4m £19.5m (26 matches) 94.9m

5 Liverpool £55m £19.2m £18.7m (25 matches) 92.9m

6 Tottenham £55m £18.0m £13.5m (18 matches) 86.5m

7 Southampton £55m £16.8m £9.75m (13 matches) 81.5m

8 Swansea City £55m £15.6m £9m (12 matches) 79.6m

9 Stoke City £55m £14.4m £7.5m (9 matches) 76.9m

10 Everton £55m £13.2m £12.7m (17 matches) 80.9m

11 West Ham £55m £12.0m £9m (12 matches) 76m

12 Crystal Palace £55m £10.8m £7.5m (10 matches) 73.3m

13 West Brom £55m £9.6m £7.5m (10 matches) 72.1m

14 Leicester City £55m £8.4m £7.5m (8 matches) 70.9m

15 Aston Villa £55m £7.2m £8.25m (11 matches) 70.4m

16 Sunderland £55m £6.0m £7.5m (10 matches) 66.1m

17 Newcastle United £55m £4.8m £13.5m (18 matches) 73.3m

18 Hull City £55m £3.6m £7.5m (7 matches) 66.1m

19 Burnley £55m £2.4m £7.5m (7 matches) 64.9m

20 QPR £55m £1.2m £8.2m (11 matches) 65.5m

 

This is the TV money we will receive for this season according to http://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league-prize-money-table-2015/

 

Ridiculous and this is why Ashleys model will work unless we go down. £73m in TV money plus free exposure for SD with no outlay on players and no entertainment provided. Job done.

[toontownman]

It is literally inevitable now. Next to impossible before, nailed on now.

[Mike]

I suppose I'll watch Hull on Sunday. No real point in watching us.

 

Posterity? When's the next time we'll be on NBC?

[Peppe]

If we draw and Hull win, that would send us down too, ye?

[Wullie]

If we draw and Hull win, that would send us down too, ye?

 

Yep, goal difference.

[LRD]

17th/18th final position. Highest live matches outside the top 6. Great value that.

[Wallace]

2014-15 Premier League Prize Money Table

NO# CLUB EQUAL SHARE MERIT BASED FACILITY FEE TOTAL

1 Chelsea £55m £24m £18.0m (24 matches) 97.0m

2 Man City £55m £22.8m £19.5m (26 matches) 97.2m

3 Arsenal £55m £21.6m £18.7m (25 matches) 95.3m

4 Manchester United £55m £20.4m £19.5m (26 matches) 94.9m

5 Liverpool £55m £19.2m £18.7m (25 matches) 92.9m

6 Tottenham £55m £18.0m £13.5m (18 matches) 86.5m

7 Southampton £55m £16.8m £9.75m (13 matches) 81.5m

8 Swansea City £55m £15.6m £9m (12 matches) 79.6m

9 Stoke City £55m £14.4m £7.5m (9 matches) 76.9m

10 Everton £55m £13.2m £12.7m (17 matches) 80.9m

11 West Ham £55m £12.0m £9m (12 matches) 76m

12 Crystal Palace £55m £10.8m £7.5m (10 matches) 73.3m

13 West Brom £55m £9.6m £7.5m (10 matches) 72.1m

14 Leicester City £55m £8.4m £7.5m (8 matches) 70.9m

15 Aston Villa £55m £7.2m £8.25m (11 matches) 70.4m

16 Sunderland £55m £6.0m £7.5m (10 matches) 66.1m

17 Newcastle United £55m £4.8m £13.5m (18 matches) 73.3m

18 Hull City £55m £3.6m £7.5m (7 matches) 66.1m

19 Burnley £55m £2.4m £7.5m (7 matches) 64.9m

20 QPR £55m £1.2m £8.2m (11 matches) 65.5m

 

This is the TV money we will receive for this season according to http://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league-prize-money-table-2015/

 

Ridiculous and this is why Ashleys model will work unless we go down. £73m in TV money plus free exposure for SD with no outlay on players and no entertainment provided. Job done.

 

So West Ham get £12m, for finishing 11th and we get £4.8m if we finish 17th (£3.6m for 18th).  Good job we got some compensation for Pardew, sold a couple of players and saved on some wages to make up for the £7.2m difference in prize money for dropping down the league.

[Holloway]

we go one up first half,Hull do the same on the hour, we start shitting ourselves and concede late for the draw is how i see it panning out

[Guest firetotheworks]

I can honestly say that I couldn't care less if we go down like. I'm not even going to watch it. The last time it happened I was disgusted, this time they're unworthy of such a strong emotion. They're worthless.

[midds]

You can still get 5/1 on us going down after the result tonight. Seems awfully large tbh.

[Yorkie]

I won't even be in the city whilst it's happening. In fact, I'll be getting on a train away from the city a few minutes before kick-off. That's what my support has become. But fuck it, me and my Dad are watching Interstellar on Blu-Ray cos we're both off on Monday, and I need to get that train so I can get the last Sunday bus from York. Fuck NUFC, the cunts. Fuck the lot of them. If you go down, fucking rights, you don't deserve anything else.

[Dave]

I'm at a wedding when the game is on.

[nemtizz]

I have no plans so will no doubt end up watching it until we concede.

 

[Decky]

Started a new job this week away from my home town and had the misfortune to watch this with lads I don't know too well. I wasn't ashamed when they mentioned the relegation battle, I was hurt. I've been the kind of fella that said fuck the regime, they deserve it and all the rest but make no mistake. Come 5pm on Sunday I'm gonna be devastated. I literally just can't help it. I cried last time for about a good few minutes, it'll happen again. Not because we're down, but because this is us, this is the great club I knew years ago, it's fucking shameful.

[nufcjb]

Every club who had to do their 'job' in one way or another have done it. We are the only club that I have no confidence in when it comes to getting the job done.

 

Expect players squaring up to one another, fans running on to the pitch, season tickets to be thrown onto the ground, and one or two fans trying to get past the stewards to get to the coaching bench come 4.45 pm Sunday. Judgement Day is here and we will be executed at the end of it.

 

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[newsted]

You can still get 5/1 on us going down after the result tonight. Seems awfully large tbh.

 

The fat fuck is a big-time gambler. He rolled the dice - if it comes up, he wins. If not, what the fuck, it doesn't matter. That is how much he cares. He's raking it in anyway. We are worthless nothings in his egotistical world. JFC, how did it come to this? We're not even an afterthought any more. Not even a thought, probably.

 

He's destroyed us.

[Varadi]

You can still get 5/1 on us going down after the result tonight. Seems awfully large tbh.

 

It's basically the odds on Hull beating Man Utd, seems about right.

[Paully]

You get better odds doing it this way!

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/20/608458ab8a18927e4e0d58d04d0efb65.jpg

[Optimistic Nut]

Was just about to post this! Slightly better odds if you do that as a double.

[Spider Jerusalem]

So another result that 'shouldn't have happened' last night.  Can't see anything but a Hull victory on Sunday.

[midstoon]

Just put £20 at 6.2 at betfair for a £104 profit. Too good to miss at those odds