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Guest HTT II
6 hours ago, TRon said:

 

 

Fair enough tbh. Do they still run a Fat Slags page? 

 

 

Is that meant to be funny? The Viz is (was?) great, but that’s fucking unfunny as fuck!

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1 minute ago, HTT II said:

Is that meant to be funny? The Viz is (was?) great, but that’s fucking unfunny as fuck!

 

Are you joking here? Surely he's asking if they still do the fat slags comic strip?

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Guest HTT II
1 minute ago, NE27 said:

 

Are you joking here? Surely he's asking if they still do the fat slags comic strip?

I’m referring the the ‘comic’ strip!

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Just now, HTT II said:

I’m referring the the ‘comic’ strip!

 

I'll admit it's no Sid the sexist or biffa bacon, but it's still probably one of the most recognisable ones.

 

Never was that funny that one other than baz getting sexually abused really.

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34 minutes ago, NE27 said:

 

Are you joking here? Surely he's asking if they still do the fat slags comic strip?

 

Yeah, it wasn't me who posted the Viz cartoon in this thread, but they definitely had a  comic story called Fat Slags, there were cheesy chips involved and usually a skinny bloke called Barry.

 

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FWIW I used to buy VIz religiously for a while, then I think it went off the shelves. There were some amazing characters like Spoilt Bastard, Mr Logic, and a lonny left couple who i can't remember the name now. The only page which seemed weird was the one about some guy who had massive balls which he carried around in a wheelbarrow.

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Have people actually read the twitter post?

 

It's an artist from the Viz in another magazine ffs.

 

 

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23 minutes ago, TRon said:

FWIW I used to buy VIz religiously for a while, then I think it went off the shelves. There were some amazing characters like Spoilt Bastard, Mr Logic, and a lonny left couple who i can't remember the name now. The only page which seemed weird was the one about some guy who had massive balls which he carried around in a wheelbarrow.

Buster gonad and his infeasibly large testicles - Terry fuckwit was always a fave of mine

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1 minute ago, The Merse said:

Buster gonad and his infeasibly large testicles - Terry fuckwit was always a fave of mine

 

Cockney Spiv! I think I was subliminally affected by that cunt, I've used that term many times on here.

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6 minutes ago, TRon said:

 

Cockney Spiv! I think I was subliminally affected by that cunt, I've used that term many times on here.

That was a bit later than when I used to read it - it was stuff like Paul whicker the tall vicar, the parky and the pathetic sharks - had some right classics

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The best joke Viz ever did was a 3 picture strip.

1st pic: A clown asks a skinhead, in the circus audience, if he is the front end of a donkey, and the skinhead replies "No"

2nd pic: Clown asks "Are you the back end of a horse?" Again the skinhead replies "No"

3rd pic Clown says "then you must be no end of an ass" to which the skinhead says "Fuck off, you red nosed cunt!"

 

 

 

 

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For some reason the rock and roll dog turds always stay in the Viz memory. 
 

If they reverted to unfunny cartoons to make political statements as highlighted then no wonder it disappeared up its own arse. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, The Merse said:

That was a bit later than when I used to read it - it was stuff like Paul whicker the tall vicar, the parky and the pathetic sharks - had some right classics

 

The pathetic sharks were an inspired creation tbh. Almost Blackadder levels of genius.

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1 hour ago, RS said:

For some reason the rock and roll dog turds always stay in the Viz memory. 
 

If they reverted to unfunny cartoons to make political statements as highlighted then no wonder it disappeared up its own arse. 
 

 

It hasn't, it's not a Viz cartoon - completely separate.

 

Just drawn by one of the people that does some of their strips.

 

There is still always a copy of Viz next to my toilet just for the letters alone, which I always have to hide whenever expecting guests, as I'm sure they intended.

 

Edit - now I feel like Steve Bruce, talking about my sit-down toilet habits, as he did once in an actual premier league press conference, sharing the thoughts he'd had on Newcastle whilst sitting on the big white telephone.

 

 

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Paul Wicker the tall vicar. "Does the Bible not say, slaggeth off ye not the man known as Wicker lest he should rise up in anger and smite thee a tooth loosening blow that would knock the very bollocks off a mighty elephant"

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3 hours ago, Armchair Pundit said:

Top Tips and Up The Arse Corner Corner were great, had a copy of the original Roger's Profanisaurus at one point, I wonder if it's still in my loft.


I brought it with me to the US. Fun seeing what the docs here make of it :lol:

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much in my life as when I first read it.

 

Surprised nobody mentioned Black Bag.

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