Abacus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, RS said: For some reason the rock and roll dog turds always stay in the Viz memory. If they reverted to unfunny cartoons to make political statements as highlighted then no wonder it disappeared up its own arse. It hasn't, it's not a Viz cartoon - completely separate. Just drawn by one of the people that does some of their strips. There is still always a copy of Viz next to my toilet just for the letters alone, which I always have to hide whenever expecting guests, as I'm sure they intended. Edit - now I feel like Steve Bruce, talking about my sit-down toilet habits, as he did once in an actual premier league press conference, sharing the thoughts he'd had on Newcastle whilst sitting on the big white telephone. Edited March 20, 2022 by Abacus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) Finbar Saunders and his double entendres. Fnarr fnarr Edited March 20, 2022 by NE27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 The real ale twats and the wacky racists have been faves of mine in the past Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Paul Wicker the tall vicar. "Does the Bible not say, slaggeth off ye not the man known as Wicker lest he should rise up in anger and smite thee a tooth loosening blow that would knock the very bollocks off a mighty elephant" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Armchair Pundit said: Top Tips and Up The Arse Corner Corner were great, had a copy of the original Roger's Profanisaurus at one point, I wonder if it's still in my loft. I brought it with me to the US. Fun seeing what the docs here make of it I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much in my life as when I first read it. Surprised nobody mentioned Black Bag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie_once_removed Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Raffles the Gentleman thug and Drunk Bakers are my two favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Happinesstan said: The best joke Viz ever did was a 3 picture strip. 1st pic: A clown asks a skinhead, in the circus audience, if he is the front end of a donkey, and the skinhead replies "No" 2nd pic: Clown asks "Are you the back end of a horse?" Again the skinhead replies "No" 3rd pic Clown says "then you must be no end of an ass" to which the skinhead says "Fuck off, you red nosed cunt!" Yeah, I remember that one! It was tagged "Chuckles the Clown, he's a barrel of laughs" or something like that. My favourite three panel strip from early Viz was "Tom And Gerry" (sic) The first panel was a Roy Lichtenstein-type big "Whaaapp!" exclamation. The second panel was a close-up of Tom saying "A-ha!" The third panel was zoomed out to Tom, next to Jerry dead in a mousetrap, saying "Got the bastard!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 We used "vibrating bum faced goats" as our 5-a-side team name for a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 They replied to that comic strip with this. Tagging Ginola and Shearer ffs. So are we all guilty of Saudi crimes now too by association? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Lazarus said: Wasnt much of a Viz reader myself but even just saying Thieving Gypsy Bastards makes me giggle. Still don't know to this day how they got away with that. I think after some complaints they put another strip called the awfully nice Gypsie bastards or something along those lines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 37 minutes ago, Decky said: They replied to that comic strip with this. Tagging Ginola and Shearer ffs. So are we all guilty of Saudi crimes now too by association? All for people having a pop at the Saudis but Christ on a bike that is some fucking lifting patter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Whether you agree with the intentions or not is undeniably shite and not even slightly witty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 TOP TIPS, "Anorexics, when your knee's are wider than your legs it's time to start eating cake again." A mate of mine worked for them and was in a "Photo-love story" called Whitley Bay watch, as an aside his gaffer, (Chris/Simon Donaldson possibly) had a totally black and white bathroom and the only bit of colour was an SAFC badge in the bottom of the toilet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 I'm pretty sure I remember Viz already doing an actually funny skit on the takeover anyway. The club got taken over by Darth Vader in an episode of Billy the Fish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Viz is always hit and miss tbh, even within my favourite parts of it. Nothing out of the ordinary about that sketch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Always had time for this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Certain I've posted this before but always been one of my favourites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 1 hour ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: Always had time for this Probably best I don't post it but Google ich bin ein naughty boy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said: Probably best I don't post it but Google ich bin ein naughty boy Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Just now, Kid Icarus said: Probably best I don't post it but Google ich bin ein naughty boy Aye, it came up as a related search when I went looking for that. This is a good one too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Excellent Just laughing reading back the advert for the other one. 'the chocolatey mouth twisted in genocidal hatred' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 48 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Probably best I don't post it but Google ich bin ein naughty boy Ich bin ein has always been a favourite of mine 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/for-anyone-who-has-bought-from-sunday-magazines.96486/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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