Gaztoon Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Collage said: Central midfield is a big part of that problem IMO edit: and with Wilson out we desperately need a striker Oh definitely..won't be surprised if our first 3 signings are defender tho. Edited January 7, 2022 by Gaztoon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izakaya Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Delivering sandwiches on the lip is possibly the best saying I have ever heard Proper creased at that. Amazing phrase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lxsln Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 What part of Sweden says "Mackor på läppen"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, PAINFIELD said: Greetings from Sweden to my peers in Newcastle (or wherever you are)! Your way of writing slang is entertaining to read, I wish I could get there one day. In Sweden, the school is based on the grammatically correct English - which no one in the whole world seems to use. And to be honest, which very few of us Swedes in the end still seem to master. Just want to get it said, so you do not think that a strange dude who is shit out of the nobility or the like appears. Anyway! Botman and Carlos - yes please! I think we are doing well with that renewal + Trippier. Regarding Todd Cantwell, I've always liked him. Do not know why. Maybe not the one we should rely on to do the job, but .. Aaron Ramsey .. Yes, why not. Always liked him too. But, the injuries make me a little questioning .. Milinkovic-Savic in Lazio, on the other hand. I want him! Jonjo, oh Jonjo. I actually like him. His way of delivering "sandwiches on the lip" (Swedish expression for ... precision, I think), distributing balls, etc., is something few in Newcastle master. I think with the right player around him, he would be several levels better. Then I would really like to see Dejan Kulusevski in Newcastle. I make a daring guess that you have'nt seen many seconds on Sweden's national team, but that guy makes my stomach jump as soon as he gets the ball. Anything can happen, he is intense, hard to face, hard to take the ball off, gets around and past where the hell he wants and above all, like ASM - unorthodox in his way. He does not seem to have a place at all in Juventus. Would love to see him in Newcastle! When it comes to strikers in general: Alexander Isak - I may be a little biased. But that guy has a psyche of steel. In his mind he is an old man in a young body. Has a calm that few have, reads the game very well and has proven that he can score goals. Teemu Pukki - A distinct goal scorer that I spit bile on last time. But after returning to the full use of my mind, I would more than like to see him in Newcastle. Edin Dzeko - No explanation needed here. Eden Hazard - Same here. Timo Werner - Does he even play? Would be perfect for us. Let him chill 85% percent of the matches, and when we get the ball he runs like hell. Then he scores. Easy game. I honestly no longer know what is considered logical or illogical recruits. But here's my "logical" lineup (I assume ASM and Wilson is gone for a while): Dubravka Trippier D.Carlos S.Botman Anyone / linesman Jonjo D.Van de Beek Willock Ramsey / Hazard Dzeko / Werner / Kulusevski And, If I may dream a little more! Dubravka (sees no reason to recruit a goalkeeper) Trippier D.Carlos S.Botman Digne Donny, De Jong, Willock Hazard, Vlahovic / Werner, Kulusevski Howay The Lads! Welcome PAINFIELD, great to have you on board mate. It's going to be some ride Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, PAINFIELD said: Greetings from Sweden to my peers in Newcastle (or wherever you are)! Your way of writing slang is entertaining to read, I wish I could get there one day. In Sweden, the school is based on the grammatically correct English - which no one in the whole world seems to use. And to be honest, which very few of us Swedes in the end still seem to master. Just want to get it said, so you do not think that a strange dude who is shit out of the nobility or the like appears. Anyway! Botman and Carlos - yes please! I think we are doing well with that renewal + Trippier. Regarding Todd Cantwell, I've always liked him. Do not know why. Maybe not the one we should rely on to do the job, but .. Aaron Ramsey .. Yes, why not. Always liked him too. But, the injuries make me a little questioning .. Milinkovic-Savic in Lazio, on the other hand. I want him! Jonjo, oh Jonjo. I actually like him. His way of delivering "sandwiches on the lip" (Swedish expression for ... precision, I think), distributing balls, etc., is something few in Newcastle master. I think with the right player around him, he would be several levels better. Then I would really like to see Dejan Kulusevski in Newcastle. I make a daring guess that you have'nt seen many seconds on Sweden's national team, but that guy makes my stomach jump as soon as he gets the ball. Anything can happen, he is intense, hard to face, hard to take the ball off, gets around and past where the hell he wants and above all, like ASM - unorthodox in his way. He does not seem to have a place at all in Juventus. Would love to see him in Newcastle! When it comes to strikers in general: Alexander Isak - I may be a little biased. But that guy has a psyche of steel. In his mind he is an old man in a young body. Has a calm that few have, reads the game very well and has proven that he can score goals. Teemu Pukki - A distinct goal scorer that I spit bile on last time. But after returning to the full use of my mind, I would more than like to see him in Newcastle. Edin Dzeko - No explanation needed here. Eden Hazard - Same here. Timo Werner - Does he even play? Would be perfect for us. Let him chill 85% percent of the matches, and when we get the ball he runs like hell. Then he scores. Easy game. I honestly no longer know what is considered logical or illogical recruits. But here's my "logical" lineup (I assume ASM and Wilson is gone for a while): Dubravka Trippier D.Carlos S.Botman Anyone / linesman Jonjo D.Van de Beek Willock Ramsey / Hazard Dzeko / Werner / Kulusevski And, If I may dream a little more! Dubravka (sees no reason to recruit a goalkeeper) Trippier D.Carlos S.Botman Digne Donny, De Jong, Willock Hazard, Vlahovic / Werner, Kulusevski Howay The Lads! As long as you're happy that's the main thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAINFIELD Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Quote 2 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Delivering sandwiches on the lip is possibly the best saying I have ever heard Lol. A common thing to say related to sport in Sweden. "Deliver right on time to the exact address without the recipient having to lift a finger", felt a little over-explained. It was harder than I thought to translate it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, lxsln said: What part of Sweden says "Mackor på läppen"? Never heard that expression. I've heard "macka" for a pass and "på läppen" för a pin point pass but never both of them together ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAINFIELD Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, lxsln said: What part of Sweden says "Mackor på läppen"? Dunno if you're a Swede. But my old dad, who's born and raised in Stockholm from the early 50's sometimes says "Han langa iväg en macka som satt rätt på läppen" - TRANSLATED -"He tossed away a sandwich that sat right on his lip". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAINFIELD Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Peppe said: Never heard that expression. I've heard "macka" for a pass and "på läppen" för a pin point pass but never both of them together ? Nu har du lärt dig något nytt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAINFIELD Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Holmesy said: Welcome PAINFIELD, great to have you on board mate. It's going to be some ride Thanks mate! Looking forward to it. Have been looking forward to it since early 90's... so, about time i guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Whatever is going on in here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisjraby Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Rafa confirming Digne has asked to leave. Howay bonny lad, get yourself up here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Nice to have new posters from further afield. Welcome, @PAINFIELD, feel free to introduce yourself here: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 hours ago, xLiaaamx said: Pointless getting rid of Fab imo even if we sign two. It puts us straight back in to on the verge of Clark starting all the time if we have an inkury. Fede is clearly Howe's last choice despite being our clear best/second best along with Schar. Yeah. Keep him 'til the end of the season. If he wants to leave on a free, then let him do so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Came in for transfer news. Went down a Swedish lesson rabbithole. Was not disappointed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Holmesy said: Welcome PAINFIELD, great to have you on board mate. It's going to be some ride Swedish fan in peyce. Marra :-) Edited January 7, 2022 by gjohnson amusement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PAINFIELD Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Sorry guys for off topic. Sweden's internet warriors are something out of the ordinary. There are reasons why I have chosen not to post anything of value on the internet for over a year. Couldn't in my wildest imagination believe that I would fall for the plague on an English football forum, I hope it's not too infected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon No9 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, Peppe said: Never heard that expression. I've heard "macka" for a pass and "på läppen" för a pin point pass but never both of them together ? Jonjo kan även smeka iväg en lång lyra!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, Paully said: He’s an ex player, I wouldn’t read much in it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 53 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Delivering sandwiches on the lip is possibly the best saying I have ever heard That will deffinitely be getting used on this forum going forward Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, HTT II said: He’s an ex player, I wouldn’t read much in it! True mate but he's been linked a lot lately and wants away! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Just now, Hanshithispantz said: That will deffinitely be getting used on this forum going forward Delivering set penises on the lip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Just now, Paully said: True mate but he's been linked a lot lately and wants away! Fuck it I’d have him back, I’d trust Howe to make him effective for us either way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said: That will deffinitely be getting used on this forum going forward Get it to Wor Flags Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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