Pilko Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 31. From the gecko (instead of from the get-go) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 The ignored distinction between appraise and apprise is a big pet hate of mine you don't appraise someone of the situation, although plenty of folk think you do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 11 minutes ago, Jackie Broon said: 8. Circus-sized (instead of circumcised) "Ive got a circus sized penis" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Coleslaw and cold sore was a confusion for me for an embarrassingly long period of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
robm Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 What's the wetting the babies head one? Thought that was ok. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Sima said: Up to him really if he wants to play a handful of games then not play again when Reece James comes back or be a first team regular for the next 3 years. Would be Messi to PSG levels of tedious predictability if he signed for Chelsea. A complete waste. Exactly would be second fiddle to James Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, geordie_b said: "Ive got a circus sized penis" Very mildly NSFW - a circus sized penis... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, GWN said: Yorkie will have something to answer for ? No, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 "Mute point" always really annoys me for some reason Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Broon Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just now, Chicane said: "Mute point" always really annoys me for some reason I was recently in a webinar with a barrister, a QC no less, who said "mute point". A fucking QC! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 45 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Batter an eylid On route (not quite the same, but annoys the tits off me) tender hooks 'wetting' a baby's head What am I missing here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Broon Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, TheHoob said: What am I missing here? It's spelt with an 'h'. (and 'h' is actually pronounced 'aitch' for those that think 'h-aitch' is correct) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 29 minutes ago, Jackie Broon said: Doesn't even come in the top 30: 1. To be pacific (instead of to be specific) 2. An escape goat (instead of a scapegoat) 12. Boo to a ghost (instead of boo to a goose) at these three in particular as someone already mentioned, pre-madonna is horrifically widely-spread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonsays Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Chomping at the bit infuriates me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Seen some American bird on Twitter referring to the “hall of cost” after visiting Auschwitz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Broon Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, geordiesteve710 said: at these three in particular as someone already mentioned, pre-madonna is horrifically widely-spread I think the first one is more of a pronounciation (sic) thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 31 minutes ago, TRon said: Coleslaw and cold sore was a confusion for me for an embarrassingly long period of time. Used to always say coleslaw on purpose because I hated it with equal passion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Guess nothing's happened then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just now, loki679 said: Guess nothing's happened then? I made a vegetable related faux pas and the thread hasn’t looked back ever since. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) Damp squid is my favourite,aye it`s damp it lives in the sea. As dull as dishwater is a good one n`all Edited January 2, 2022 by Holloway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Holloway said: Damp quid is my favourite,aye it`s damp it lives in the sea. As dull as dishwater is a good one n`all Lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Jackie Broon said: I was recently in a webinar with a barrister, a QC no less, who said "mute point". A fucking QC! Think I’d have turned over some tables Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Tenterhooks not tender hooks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 32 minutes ago, Jackie Broon said: I was recently in a webinar with a barrister, a QC no less, who said "mute point". A fucking QC! Ive done a lot of work with the Police in the past and I’ve got to say they are some of the worst for these things. Especially the ones who are trying to climb the greasy pole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Howeh everyone, let's stay concentrated on Kieran Trippier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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