Conjo Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 29 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said: I'm an Ornstien loyalist, but I'm choosing to go all in on Laurens this time. I hope to god we wrap this up quickly before Liverpool or Chelsea mobilise Haven't read any posts in here for god knows how long, just seen the title changes. Really smells like agent work using us once again to put pressure on other bigger clubs like when he went to PSG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowgatePigeon Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 4 minutes ago, Sima said: Looking forward to next week when the thread is just ‘Hugo Ekitike’ "Hugo Ekitike to Chelsea, here we go! Personal terms agreed and medical booked. Ekitike only ever wanted Chelsea" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Sima said: Looking forward to next week when the thread is just ‘Hugo Ekitike’ “Hugo Ekitike (now with Chelsea)” edit: great I’m the first and only person to make this joke in the span of 2 minutes Edited July 14, 2025 by Deuce Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 19 minutes ago, SteV said: If you have more than one baller in your team are they just ‘ballers’, or is there a special collective noun/name? Like a group of geese is a gaggle of geese. A battery of ballers? A band of ballers? A squadron of ballers? I believe it's 'an ejaculate of ballers' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowgatePigeon Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 On the bright side, if Ekitike gets poached, it means we can use thr Ekitike fund for an additional 2m on the James Trafford offer and we could probably afford DCLs 100k a week wage demands. Don't forget that Targett is due his pay rise next month too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 4 minutes ago, Conjo said: Haven't read any posts in here for god knows how long, just seen the title changes. Really smells like agent work using us once again to put pressure on other bigger clubs like when he went to PSG. Nah, this isn't agent work. It might not happen, but we're knee deep here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 2 minutes ago, Checko said: I believe it's 'an ejaculate of ballers' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 25 minutes ago, SteV said: If you have more than one baller in your team are they just ‘ballers’, or is there a special collective noun/name? Like a group of geese is a gaggle of geese. A battery of ballers? A band of ballers? A squadron of ballers? Surely it's a Bukkake of ballers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 10 minutes ago, Conjo said: Haven't read any posts in here for god knows how long, just seen the title changes. Really smells like agent work using us once again to put pressure on other bigger clubs like when he went to PSG. It’s defo real. Downie said that Ekitike’s reps have been in Austria today - and that we’ve had people in Germany last week. Reckons talks intensified today, so hopefully things on track Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 4 minutes ago, Deuce said: How the well-drained bollocks do you have a gif for that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 Just now, Checko said: How the well-drained bollocks do you have a gif for that? it was a risky google search Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Sima said: Looking forward to next week when the thread is just ‘Hugo Ekitike’ To be fair it only took like 72hrs for the Elanga thread to do the same thing. Edited July 14, 2025 by cubaricho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 I think when it comes to the French market I trust Lauren over Ornstein Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 Well a median average truth in between Ornstein and Laurens is also pretty positive! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 13 minutes ago, duo said: I think when it comes to the French market I trust Lauren over Ornstein I to only hear what I want to Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 19 minutes ago, Danh1 said: It’s defo real. Downie said that Ekitike’s reps have been in Austria today - and that we’ve had people in Germany last week. Reckons talks intensified today, so hopefully things on track It's probably real intentions to sign him on our end. It's the other end of the table I'm skeptical about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 49 minutes ago, SteV said: If you have more than one baller in your team are they just ‘ballers’, or is there a special collective noun/name? Like a group of geese is a gaggle of geese. A battery of ballers? A band of ballers? A squadron of ballers? Harlem Globetrotters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilovetoon8788 Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 Hard to believe ekitike is coming on in but with no outgoings? Or we are preparing for isak departure... Doesn't make sense if no one's leaving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 2 minutes ago, Ilovetoon8788 said: Hard to believe ekitike is coming on in but with no outgoings? Or we are preparing for isak departure... Doesn't make sense if no one's leaving. Well, Wilson has left... 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon1984 Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 Surely this is just a smokescreen for the upcoming signing of DCL? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 31 minutes ago, Ben said: I to only hear what I want to A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 14 minutes ago, Ilovetoon8788 said: Hard to believe ekitike is coming on in but with no outgoings? Or we are preparing for isak departure... Doesn't make sense if no one's leaving. No outgoings? You got a crystal ball? The window is open for longer than today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 46 minutes ago, duo said: I think when it comes to the French market I trust Lauren over Ornstein He plays in Germany. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 14, 2025 Share Posted July 14, 2025 8 minutes ago, Toon1984 said: Surely this is just a smokescreen for the upcoming signing of DCL? You think moving out Shola for Jack Ross was a coincidence? Check Shola's insta. The comeback is on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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