Hugo Ekitike (not playing for Liverpool for a while)

[HayDen Traces]

Just now, Wilson said:

Just realised we never really wanted Ooooogo. 

 

Just forcing Liverpool into spunking their load on him so we can move on with the rest of our window. 

 

Genius. 

This theory was thrown around yesterday tbf

[captainhaircut]

3 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

Sesko is much worst than Isak and they want a 100m for him. 

I never said sell Isak. I said let them have Ekitike and sign Sesko. 

statistically not much between Sesko and Ekitike. 

 

[jack j]

7 minutes ago, Ikon said:

Hope Romano drowns in his own vomit. 

And Ornstein?

[jack j]

6 minutes ago, captainhaircut said:

We know we have a massive wedge for a striker now so if they get Ekitike, we can go get Sesko with a clear run now Arsenal have Gyokeres. 

Ekitike was the Isak replacement 

 

Surely everyone sees that now man

 

Club record fee for a position we play one player in. 

[Nucasol]

Just now, jack j said:

And Ornstein?

Locked in a basement with Ben Jacobs and let a pack of hungry wolves eat them alive.

[Checko]

1. Buy Ekitike. Keep Isak. Bueno.

 

2. Tell Liverpool to do one. They sign Etikite, we keep Isak going forward now Liverpool and Arsenal have their strikers. Fine.

 

3. Buy Ekitike, sell Isak next year for a ton of cash and buy some ballers™ with the profits. Not ideal but not necessarily the worst thing if we buy well.

 

4. We buy Ekitike, sell Isak now, spunk the profits on a few more ballers™ immediately. Again, not ideal but could be worse. Would rather 3.

 

5. We sell Isak. Chelsea inevitably turn up and gazump us for Ekitike like the transfer whores they are... fuuuuck. 

[manorpark]

4 minutes ago, jack j said:

Ekitike was the Isak replacement 

 

Surely everyone sees that now man

 

 

Ahem . . . N O !!!!!!!

[Cf]

4 minutes ago, Checko said:

 

5. We sell Isak. Chelsea inevitably turn up and gazump us for Ekitike like the transfer whores they are... fuuuuck. 

 

Ban.

[The Prophet]

5 minutes ago, jack j said:

Ekitike was the Isak replacement 

 

Surely everyone sees that now man

 

Club record fee for a position we play one player in. 

 

In the medium term for sure. There was always an element of succession planning.

[MagPar]

1 hour ago, Joe_F said:

Yeah, fuck off and explore somewhere else

YEAH, FUCK OFF YOU SHELLSUIT WEARING CUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS. 

 

and your accent sucks a bag of willies. 

[Ikon]

Want this to happen even more now. No matter what happens Liverpool can piss off! 

[BergenMagpie]

Just pay what they want for Ekitike, Scalvini, Trafford and Gallagher. Give Isak a new shiny contract.

Establish a sister company called Bank of Newcastle United and buy enough shares for it to have 1bn+ in capital to play with then use the revenues for PSR purposes

[MagPar]

47 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

I wanna get real fucking high!

 

Is that Steve Guttenberg?

Chevy Chase?

[Stottie]

52 minutes ago, PRL said:

 

Fuck me that's amateur hour from Liverpool. Its bigger amateur hour than Trent and Konate.

Another club gets to decide who they play up front. And by us bidding for their #2 option, we get to influence how much they pay for him if #2 is all they get.

Their fans will no doubt spin it as a tactical masterstroke.

 

[Ikon]

I’m not sure what’s worse, the “bed wetters” or the ones who keep mentioning it all the time as if they have the urgency to talk about piss. 

[Loki679]

14 minutes ago, Checko said:

1. Buy Ekitike. Keep Isak. Bueno.

 

2. Tell Liverpool to do one. They sign Etikite, we keep Isak going forward now Liverpool and Arsenal have their strikers. Fine.

 

3. Buy Ekitike, sell Isak next year for a ton of cash and buy some ballers™ with the profits. Not ideal but not necessarily the worst thing if we buy well.

 

4. We buy Ekitike, sell Isak now, spunk the profits on a few more ballers™ immediately. Again, not ideal but could be worse. Would rather 3.

 

5. We sell Isak. Chelsea inevitably turn up and gazump us for Ekitike like the transfer whores they are... fuuuuck. 

 

6. Buy Ekitike.  Keep Isak.  Buy Salah and VVD and make them stewards in the Gallowgate bogs.  Buy Anfield and fill it with turd.  Knock down Anfield letting the turd flow through the city, significantly improving the place.  Obtain the worldwide rights to the phrase 'Calm down' and bugs bunny Liverpool off to the middle of the Atlantic before sinking it to make the world a better place.

[PauloGeordio]

9 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Is that Steve Guttenberg?

Chevy Chase?

Chevy 

[Stifler]

If they need us out of the race for Ekitike who has a €85m release clause, then they don’t have the money for Isak who will cost £150m.

[Tiresias]

They definitely try and lump in nunez

[Wolfcastle]

1 minute ago, Tiresias said:

They definitely try and lump in nunez

150m + Nunez = 100m

[Steve Charlton]

Wonder what Ekitike thinks of Liverpool now?

[Stottie]

17 minutes ago, Checko said:

1. Buy Ekitike. Keep Isak. Bueno.

 

2. Tell Liverpool to do one. They sign Etikite, we keep Isak going forward now Liverpool and Arsenal have their strikers. Fine.

2. is actually Liverpool overpay for Etikite by being stupid enough to let NUFC bid on him. It will be overpay on fee and wages.

 

The narrative Romano describes only makes sense if you think Liverpool can force us to sell Isak to them and only them. This only works if Isak downs tools for a move to Liverpool, and not a move to Real or PSG or any of the other clubs who've signed Liverpool targets. There have been at least three in three years. Tchouameni, Bellingham and Alonso as manager. Trent has just walked to Real, and Konate wants to do the same. Diaz wants to leave for Barca or maybe Bayern if they are bidding on him. Somehow in all of this, Isak is presented as wanting Liverpool and only Liverpool. It seems deluded to me, way more deluded than any NUFC fan fancying a two striker formation.

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, Steve Charlton said:

Wonder what Ekitike thinks of Liverpool now?

Same as any boyhood Man U fan would think. Scwunts (scouse twat cunts).

[Checko]

13 minutes ago, loki679 said:

 

6. Buy Ekitike.  Keep Isak.  Buy Salah and VVD and make them stewards in the Gallowgate bogs.  Buy Anfield and fill it with turd.  Knock down Anfield letting the turd flow through the city, significantly improving the place.  Obtain the worldwide rights to the phrase 'Calm down' and bugs bunny Liverpool off to the middle of the Atlantic before sinking it to make the world a better place.

Plan, though I'd sell Anfield to ourselves for a massive psr profit before filling it with turd.

[Bunk Moreland]

Downie on Sky Sports News saying he expects Liverpool to rival us for Ekitike

 

 

Edited July 15, 2025 by Bunk Moreland