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SILLY SEASON HAS STARTED.

Summer’s worst invented Newcastle United transfer offer – Winner already confirmed

 

If you were wondering when the worst invented Newcastle United transfer offer of this window would come along…

That wait is now officially at an end.

We are only on day six of this Summer 2023 window but we already have the unbeatable winner, when it comes to Newcastle United transfer offer claims in the media.

Step forward Gerard Romero, a Spanish journalist.

In a new transfer ‘exclusive’, Romero has ‘revealed’ that Newcastle United transfer offer has been made to try and sign Raphinha.

That is just scratching the surface though.

As his ‘exclusive’ states that Newcastle United have proposed a deal whereby if Raphinha comes to Newcastle United, then NUFC would be happy for Bruno Guimaraes to go to Barcelona as part of an exchange deal.

Hmmm, so Newcastle United happy losing their playmaker and talisman???

The cherry on the top though, in this completely invented Newcastle United transfer offer, is that NUFC would ALSO give Barcelona €30 million (approximately £25.6m)!!

So, we are supposed to believe, Newcastle United are proactive in wanting to give Barcelona their best player AND £25+ for an admittedly very good winger?

 

 

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Just now, Erikse said:

 

Why? Accoring to me Mbappe has signed. Good news right?

Are you a twich streamer with approx 1m twitter followers creating dodgy links to Barcelona and great previous links such as us to sign Ansu Fati?

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3 minutes ago, KDT said:

Are you a twich streamer with approx 1m twitter followers creating dodgy links to Barcelona and great previous links such as us to sign Ansu Fati?

 

He's generating clicks. There's absolutely no way we would make a bid like that, our owners are not completely stupid. They are also not ones to overbid like that.

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2 minutes ago, Erikse said:

 

He's generating clicks. There's absolutely no way we would make a bid like that, our owners are not completely stupid. They are also not ones to overbid like that.

I'm happy now, no more worrying.

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Why's it worrying? This romero guy the dogs bollocks when it comes to this kind of shit? 

 

I'm just thinking why the same guy who was hugging joelinton in the centre circle when champions league was all but confirmed would want to go now? 

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5 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said:

Why's it worrying? This romero guy the dogs bollocks when it comes to this kind of shit? 

 

I'm just thinking why the same guy who was hugging joelinton in the centre circle when champions league was all but confirmed would want to go now? 

 

Even if he wanted to go, we wouldn't sell him for €30m less that what we would want to sign Raphiña for.. And definetly not as an early bid.[emoji38] He's basically saying that our early bid for Raphiña is worth €110m or more.. While also having to replace our best midfielder after.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Erikse said:

 

Even if he wanted to go, we wouldn't sell him for €30m less that what we would want to sign Raphiña for.. And definetly not as an early bid.[emoji38] He's basically saying that our early bid for Raphiña is worth €110m or more..

 

 

 

Aye, agreed. 

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2 hours ago, Ikon said:

The “worrying” stuff is very boring too imo. 

It could be the end of the world: NUFC lose Bruno and N-O is no longer engaging & entertaining! 
 

Worrying. 

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3 hours ago, Erikse said:

 

Why? Accoring to me Mbappe has signed. Good news right?

You’ve been here a month which is surely long enough to realise that even when your internal bullshit detector is running at full steam ahead (I reckon bs detectors should run on steam, don’t you think?) it is no reason to not express urine stained sheets levels of worry! (?)

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