Bruno Guimarães

[gbandit]

Bruno’s having it out in French on Twitter with a Lyon Twitter page that’s saying he wanted to leave the club in 2020 after only being there for a few months. He’s defending himself like a good lad. The way he’s writing it doesn’t come across like someone’s writing on his behalf, sounds like him 

[Dembacha]

28 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Bruno’s having it out in French on Twitter with a Lyon Twitter page that’s saying he wanted to leave the club in 2020 after only being there for a few months. He’s defending himself like a good lad. The way he’s writing it doesn’t come across like someone’s writing on his behalf, sounds like him 

La sauce s'il vous plaît?

[bowlingcrofty]

1 minute ago, Dembacha said:

La sauce s'il vous plaît?

 

 

[Anderson]

Get into them, fuck them up.

[Whitley mag]

 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Can you paste that in here please? Dont want to give those scumbags any clicks. 

[Barnes23]

Great read. loving the articles that are coming out around the club at the moment. 

Quote

 

At his unveiling, Bruno revealed he joined Newcastle to win the Champions League. I put it to him that he could have taken a shortcut and tried to sign for a club like Liverpool. He certainly seems good enough.

‘I believe I can achieve that at Newcastle,’ he shoots back. ‘Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here. We need to think big. I believe in myself. I believe in the manager. When you think about the run we have been on… I am not scared. I am at a massive club and I want to be a legend here. I want to create my story. I want to create history.’

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 29, 2022 by Barnes23

[Adam]

6 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

Can you paste that in here please? Dont want to give those scumbags any clicks. 

 

Spoiler

Bruno Guimaraes was on an Air France flight to Rio de Janeiro in January when his phone would not stop buzzing. He was having trouble answering, but did not want to be disturbed anyway.

‘I was watching the Vikings series on TV,’ says the Brazil midfielder, then of Lyon. ‘I was going home to play for the national team. There was wi-fi on the plane and I was receiving repeated calls from my agent. 

'I was like, “I can’t answer the phone!”. So, he sent a message - “Newcastle United are interested. Would you like to listen to their proposal?”.’
Bruno pressed pause on his favourite historical drama and replied with an affirmative, ‘Yes!’. He has been flying ever since.
 

Twisting his upper torso and extending his right leg behind him, Bruno is attempting to recreate his first goal for Newcastle. He is doing so from the comfort of a training-ground sofa but, for anyone else, it looks anything but comfortable.

Even though he is just eight weeks into his English lessons and a Portuguese translator sits with us, he takes great pride in using his new language skills to relive that moment, an airborne back-heel volley in a 2-1 win at Southampton.

‘When I saw the ball, I think, “Only this way with my foot I can touch it. So, I will try”. I could not see the goal. I only listened to the fans, “AARRGHH”. Then, I realise… goal!’

His best ever?

‘I think so.’

For audacity, maybe. But not, agrees the £42million club-record buy, for sheer joy. That came two weeks ago when his diving header in the 95th minute in front of the Gallowgate End snatched a 2-1 victory over Leicester. It was his second of the afternoon and the first time his pregnant girlfriend, Ana, had ever seen him score. You begin to wonder if those English lessons also include scriptwriting.

I tell him that, on 90 minutes, I remarked to a colleague in the press box, ‘Bruno needs to come off, he’s done’. There is a child-like charm to the 24-year-old’s high-pitched cackle, for he knows the last laugh belonged to him.

‘I was so tired. It was really hot. I had been saving my last fumes, my last gas. I was waiting for it. I thought, “I just need one ball, to score or make an assist”. So, when Joe Willock took off down the line, I gave my last bit of energy to reach that ball.’

 

Bruno was 30 yards behind Willock at the onset of the break. To television viewers, it looked as if he had appeared from another channel when, arriving in the goalmouth, he flung his weary body at Willock’s cross. He understands the English when I say, ‘I thought you’d end up a hero or collapsed in a heap’.

‘Me too!’ he replies, beaming. In fact, the twinkle never leaves his eye. ‘When I scored, it was such a special moment. I will remember this for all my life long.’

He reverts to Portuguese - to the relief of the translator, concerned about his future employment prospects - as he adds: ‘I have also been joking with my girlfriend, because I had never scored when she’s been in the stadium. That was the first time - and now I have three!’

The third of those - his fourth goal in seven starts for Newcastle - came during last weekend’s 3-0 win at Norwich, an impudent dink over Tim Krul. So enthused are his family, including dad, Dick, and mum, Marcia, that even a trip to deepest Norfolk is embraced.

It was there that Bruno donned a black-and-white ‘magic hat’ during celebrations in front of the Toon Army. He has heard their tribute, ‘Bruno’s f*****g magic, he wears a magic hat, he could've signed for Arsenal, but he said ‘no f*** that’. He wants to play for Eddie in the famous black & white, and when we win the Premier League we'll sing this song all night’.
 

He prefers not to sing it now, but confesses to furthering his English by belting it out at home.

‘I like, I like,’ he says, a hint of Geordie already detectable.

Bruno, it would seem, likes everything about his new life on Tyneside. There have been dog walks on the Town Moor - ‘It is cold, but they’ll get used to it’ - and, on day one, he sought home comfort at the Rio Steakhouse in Jesmond. He assumed it would be a Brazilian hangout.

‘I could not believe it - within two minutes I had taken 10 photos,’ he says, gesturing a selfie. ‘It was amazing. I thought, “This is very special, so different”. I love that passion, that connection with the fans.’

Eddie Howe calls him ‘an incredible guy’ and team-mates have been taken by his infectious personality. It helps, of course, that he can play - his stats show him to be the best midfielder in the country on current form.

There is confidence but not arrogance, even if the tattoos on his left arm read, ‘God created me to win’ and ‘Everything that is possible strengthens me. I have no fear’.

He certainly betrays no nerves during this, his first newspaper interview since arriving in England.

 

When it comes to taking some pictures, he is bare-chested as he screams down the lens, mimicking the hands-behind-ears celebration that is now commonplace on playgrounds across Newcastle.

‘I had never done it before. Only now, and I don’t know why!’ he says.

What Bruno does know is that he would not be here if he did not believe in the project sold to him by Howe and the club’s Saudi-backed owners.

At lunchtime on Saturday, Newcastle entertain quadruple-chasing Liverpool, including his compatriots Alisson, Fabinho and Roberto Firmino. So, is he out to ruin his friends’ title chances?

‘I hope so!’ he declares.

Given a form table of the last 14 Premier League games shows only Liverpool and Manchester City ahead of Newcastle, such hopes are far from forlorn.

At his unveiling, Bruno revealed he joined Newcastle to win the Champions League. I put it to him that he could have taken a shortcut and tried to sign for a club like Liverpool. He certainly seems good enough.

‘I believe I can achieve that at Newcastle,’ he shoots back. ‘Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here. We need to think big. I believe in myself. I believe in the manager. When you think about the run we have been on… I am not scared. I am at a massive club and I want to be a legend here. I want to create my story. I want to create history.’

 

Bruno's first memory of playing football in his Sao Cristovao neighbourhood north of Rio de Janeiro is not a good one. He had cried to be allowed to swap swimming for football but, at his first session aged six, he was again in tears.

‘I got a ball whacked in my face,’ he says, and at least he is laughing now. ‘I cried, a lot. My mother entered the pitch and took me home!’

He was only pushed towards sport on medical grounds. Aged one and then again at three, he contracted pneumonia.

‘From what my parents tell me, it was very serious and a difficult time for them. At four, I was prescribed to do sport to improve my lung and heart function.

‘I was first put into swimming but I didn’t like it. I said, “Mum, please, I don’t want to swim. I want to play football”. So, they put me into a football academy, and that was when my love started.’

Come his eighth birthday, Bruno was back in hospital. This time, though, his parents were less sympathetic.

‘I was on the beach with my friends. We started playing among the rocks. I fell and hit my head. I had to go to hospital and have four stitches. I got a really big telling-off from my dad, “Why did you do this?”. I said, “Dad, we were only playing, and I’m the birthday boy!”.’

I later ask Bruno if he has ever had a near-death experience because, well, he seems like the sort of guy who wouldn’t just say ‘no’.

 

‘Yes!’ he replies. ‘Given the telling-off from my dad, when I hit my head on those rocks!’

Reprimand apart, his upbringing holds nothing but fondness and, every year, he makes donations to help people in his hometown.

‘I had a wonderful childhood. I would be going fishing with my friends, flying kites, playing football on the street. I would do it all over again. I really hope that my son or daughter has the same happiness.’

Come the age of 15 and after a string of rejections from clubs in Rio, he joined the academy of Sao Paulo-based minnows Audax, where he earned £100 a month.

‘Enough to pay for my mobile phone bill,’ says Bruno, who would spend evenings talking to his parents.

They would drive 250 miles through the night in Dick’s taxi - Marcia worked in a motorcycle dealership - to watch their only child play on a Sunday morning. It was his father who insisted Bruno did not give up football in preference for futsal, his first love. Watch his goal against Norwich - controlling the ball with his studs - and Bruno attributes that technique to futsal. He even jumps to his feet to demonstrate.

By 19, those skills had taken the attention of top-flight Athletico Paranaense. And here came a twist of fate, when the club assigned him squad number 39.

‘My dad’s taxi number!’ he says.

It is the shirt he then wore at Lyon and now at Newcastle. Although, the frequency with which its origin is mentioned has become a family joke.

 

‘Every time the commentator talks about my dad’s taxi, we laugh. But it is also very important to us - we love that number.’

The love for his parents, who have moved to Newcastle, is also very evident.

‘They are proud of my career. In the difficult moments, when I thought about giving up, they stopped me. I don’t think I would be a professional footballer without their support.’

Bruno may be an only child, but he feels he has found a sibling at his new club.

‘Joelinton, he is my brother!’ he says of his fellow Brazilian and scorer of the other two goals at Carrow Road. There is even talk of him joining Bruno at the World Cup in Qatar.

‘I hope so!’ says Bruno. ‘He has helped me, a lot. I am so happy for his moment. After Norwich, on the pitch with our flag, it was so special. I hope we can make this happen here for a long, long time.’

So, too, do supporters of Newcastle.

 

[Conjo]

"I want to create my story. I want to create history."  Wish more players had this mindset, which would make top flight football more even and competitive. If you're good enough, you can always join Real Madrid, Barcelona, Man City, PSG, Liverpool or whomever are the biggest teams at a certain time to win something, and although winning titles no matter what is a great team achievement, how big of an individual achievement is it when you're surrounded by the best players in the world? Imagine Bruno winning the PL and/or CL after coming here, dragging us out of a relegation fight and be a focal point in turning the club completely around to one fighting for titles. He would be considered one of our best players ever, and more widely remembered for his achievements here than any other player of similar ability playing at one of the historically bigger clubs.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

 I'm so happy he's so happy already. If we can get Trippier and Wilson on the pitch with him before the season ends it'll be a joy to watch. 

[Tiresias]

I'm in fucking love again

[CPL]

What a guy! He sounds so humble. Lovely read that. 

[Groundhog63]

7 hours ago, Barnes23 said:

Great read. loving the articles that are coming out around the club at the moment. 

 

 

 

 

 

Just read this. 7am. So so beautiful to have a love for the club back. 

It's like being a kid again. 

[Guest HTT II]

8 hours ago, Adam said:

 

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Bruno Guimaraes was on an Air France flight to Rio de Janeiro in January when his phone would not stop buzzing. He was having trouble answering, but did not want to be disturbed anyway.

‘I was watching the Vikings series on TV,’ says the Brazil midfielder, then of Lyon. ‘I was going home to play for the national team. There was wi-fi on the plane and I was receiving repeated calls from my agent. 

'I was like, “I can’t answer the phone!”. So, he sent a message - “Newcastle United are interested. Would you like to listen to their proposal?”.’
Bruno pressed pause on his favourite historical drama and replied with an affirmative, ‘Yes!’. He has been flying ever since.
 

Twisting his upper torso and extending his right leg behind him, Bruno is attempting to recreate his first goal for Newcastle. He is doing so from the comfort of a training-ground sofa but, for anyone else, it looks anything but comfortable.

Even though he is just eight weeks into his English lessons and a Portuguese translator sits with us, he takes great pride in using his new language skills to relive that moment, an airborne back-heel volley in a 2-1 win at Southampton.

‘When I saw the ball, I think, “Only this way with my foot I can touch it. So, I will try”. I could not see the goal. I only listened to the fans, “AARRGHH”. Then, I realise… goal!’

His best ever?

‘I think so.’

For audacity, maybe. But not, agrees the £42million club-record buy, for sheer joy. That came two weeks ago when his diving header in the 95th minute in front of the Gallowgate End snatched a 2-1 victory over Leicester. It was his second of the afternoon and the first time his pregnant girlfriend, Ana, had ever seen him score. You begin to wonder if those English lessons also include scriptwriting.

I tell him that, on 90 minutes, I remarked to a colleague in the press box, ‘Bruno needs to come off, he’s done’. There is a child-like charm to the 24-year-old’s high-pitched cackle, for he knows the last laugh belonged to him.

‘I was so tired. It was really hot. I had been saving my last fumes, my last gas. I was waiting for it. I thought, “I just need one ball, to score or make an assist”. So, when Joe Willock took off down the line, I gave my last bit of energy to reach that ball.’

 

Bruno was 30 yards behind Willock at the onset of the break. To television viewers, it looked as if he had appeared from another channel when, arriving in the goalmouth, he flung his weary body at Willock’s cross. He understands the English when I say, ‘I thought you’d end up a hero or collapsed in a heap’.

‘Me too!’ he replies, beaming. In fact, the twinkle never leaves his eye. ‘When I scored, it was such a special moment. I will remember this for all my life long.’

He reverts to Portuguese - to the relief of the translator, concerned about his future employment prospects - as he adds: ‘I have also been joking with my girlfriend, because I had never scored when she’s been in the stadium. That was the first time - and now I have three!’

The third of those - his fourth goal in seven starts for Newcastle - came during last weekend’s 3-0 win at Norwich, an impudent dink over Tim Krul. So enthused are his family, including dad, Dick, and mum, Marcia, that even a trip to deepest Norfolk is embraced.

It was there that Bruno donned a black-and-white ‘magic hat’ during celebrations in front of the Toon Army. He has heard their tribute, ‘Bruno’s f*****g magic, he wears a magic hat, he could've signed for Arsenal, but he said ‘no f*** that’. He wants to play for Eddie in the famous black & white, and when we win the Premier League we'll sing this song all night’.
 

He prefers not to sing it now, but confesses to furthering his English by belting it out at home.

‘I like, I like,’ he says, a hint of Geordie already detectable.

Bruno, it would seem, likes everything about his new life on Tyneside. There have been dog walks on the Town Moor - ‘It is cold, but they’ll get used to it’ - and, on day one, he sought home comfort at the Rio Steakhouse in Jesmond. He assumed it would be a Brazilian hangout.

‘I could not believe it - within two minutes I had taken 10 photos,’ he says, gesturing a selfie. ‘It was amazing. I thought, “This is very special, so different”. I love that passion, that connection with the fans.’

Eddie Howe calls him ‘an incredible guy’ and team-mates have been taken by his infectious personality. It helps, of course, that he can play - his stats show him to be the best midfielder in the country on current form.

There is confidence but not arrogance, even if the tattoos on his left arm read, ‘God created me to win’ and ‘Everything that is possible strengthens me. I have no fear’.

He certainly betrays no nerves during this, his first newspaper interview since arriving in England.

 

When it comes to taking some pictures, he is bare-chested as he screams down the lens, mimicking the hands-behind-ears celebration that is now commonplace on playgrounds across Newcastle.

‘I had never done it before. Only now, and I don’t know why!’ he says.

What Bruno does know is that he would not be here if he did not believe in the project sold to him by Howe and the club’s Saudi-backed owners.

At lunchtime on Saturday, Newcastle entertain quadruple-chasing Liverpool, including his compatriots Alisson, Fabinho and Roberto Firmino. So, is he out to ruin his friends’ title chances?

‘I hope so!’ he declares.

Given a form table of the last 14 Premier League games shows only Liverpool and Manchester City ahead of Newcastle, such hopes are far from forlorn.

At his unveiling, Bruno revealed he joined Newcastle to win the Champions League. I put it to him that he could have taken a shortcut and tried to sign for a club like Liverpool. He certainly seems good enough.

‘I believe I can achieve that at Newcastle,’ he shoots back. ‘Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here. We need to think big. I believe in myself. I believe in the manager. When you think about the run we have been on… I am not scared. I am at a massive club and I want to be a legend here. I want to create my story. I want to create history.’

 

Bruno's first memory of playing football in his Sao Cristovao neighbourhood north of Rio de Janeiro is not a good one. He had cried to be allowed to swap swimming for football but, at his first session aged six, he was again in tears.

‘I got a ball whacked in my face,’ he says, and at least he is laughing now. ‘I cried, a lot. My mother entered the pitch and took me home!’

He was only pushed towards sport on medical grounds. Aged one and then again at three, he contracted pneumonia.

‘From what my parents tell me, it was very serious and a difficult time for them. At four, I was prescribed to do sport to improve my lung and heart function.

‘I was first put into swimming but I didn’t like it. I said, “Mum, please, I don’t want to swim. I want to play football”. So, they put me into a football academy, and that was when my love started.’

Come his eighth birthday, Bruno was back in hospital. This time, though, his parents were less sympathetic.

‘I was on the beach with my friends. We started playing among the rocks. I fell and hit my head. I had to go to hospital and have four stitches. I got a really big telling-off from my dad, “Why did you do this?”. I said, “Dad, we were only playing, and I’m the birthday boy!”.’

I later ask Bruno if he has ever had a near-death experience because, well, he seems like the sort of guy who wouldn’t just say ‘no’.

 

‘Yes!’ he replies. ‘Given the telling-off from my dad, when I hit my head on those rocks!’

Reprimand apart, his upbringing holds nothing but fondness and, every year, he makes donations to help people in his hometown.

‘I had a wonderful childhood. I would be going fishing with my friends, flying kites, playing football on the street. I would do it all over again. I really hope that my son or daughter has the same happiness.’

Come the age of 15 and after a string of rejections from clubs in Rio, he joined the academy of Sao Paulo-based minnows Audax, where he earned £100 a month.

‘Enough to pay for my mobile phone bill,’ says Bruno, who would spend evenings talking to his parents.

They would drive 250 miles through the night in Dick’s taxi - Marcia worked in a motorcycle dealership - to watch their only child play on a Sunday morning. It was his father who insisted Bruno did not give up football in preference for futsal, his first love. Watch his goal against Norwich - controlling the ball with his studs - and Bruno attributes that technique to futsal. He even jumps to his feet to demonstrate.

By 19, those skills had taken the attention of top-flight Athletico Paranaense. And here came a twist of fate, when the club assigned him squad number 39.

‘My dad’s taxi number!’ he says.

It is the shirt he then wore at Lyon and now at Newcastle. Although, the frequency with which its origin is mentioned has become a family joke.

 

‘Every time the commentator talks about my dad’s taxi, we laugh. But it is also very important to us - we love that number.’

The love for his parents, who have moved to Newcastle, is also very evident.

‘They are proud of my career. In the difficult moments, when I thought about giving up, they stopped me. I don’t think I would be a professional footballer without their support.’

Bruno may be an only child, but he feels he has found a sibling at his new club.

‘Joelinton, he is my brother!’ he says of his fellow Brazilian and scorer of the other two goals at Carrow Road. There is even talk of him joining Bruno at the World Cup in Qatar.

‘I hope so!’ says Bruno. ‘He has helped me, a lot. I am so happy for his moment. After Norwich, on the pitch with our flag, it was so special. I hope we can make this happen here for a long, long time.’

So, too, do supporters of Newcastle.

 

Great interview and he comes across as really humble and driven, you’ll do for me Bonny Lad!

[Groundhog63]

10 hours ago, Adam said:

 

  Hide contents

Bruno Guimaraes was on an Air France flight to Rio de Janeiro in January when his phone would not stop buzzing. He was having trouble answering, but did not want to be disturbed anyway.

‘I was watching the Vikings series on TV,’ says the Brazil midfielder, then of Lyon. ‘I was going home to play for the national team. There was wi-fi on the plane and I was receiving repeated calls from my agent. 

'I was like, “I can’t answer the phone!”. So, he sent a message - “Newcastle United are interested. Would you like to listen to their proposal?”.’
Bruno pressed pause on his favourite historical drama and replied with an affirmative, ‘Yes!’. He has been flying ever since.
 

Twisting his upper torso and extending his right leg behind him, Bruno is attempting to recreate his first goal for Newcastle. He is doing so from the comfort of a training-ground sofa but, for anyone else, it looks anything but comfortable.

Even though he is just eight weeks into his English lessons and a Portuguese translator sits with us, he takes great pride in using his new language skills to relive that moment, an airborne back-heel volley in a 2-1 win at Southampton.

‘When I saw the ball, I think, “Only this way with my foot I can touch it. So, I will try”. I could not see the goal. I only listened to the fans, “AARRGHH”. Then, I realise… goal!’

His best ever?

‘I think so.’

For audacity, maybe. But not, agrees the £42million club-record buy, for sheer joy. That came two weeks ago when his diving header in the 95th minute in front of the Gallowgate End snatched a 2-1 victory over Leicester. It was his second of the afternoon and the first time his pregnant girlfriend, Ana, had ever seen him score. You begin to wonder if those English lessons also include scriptwriting.

I tell him that, on 90 minutes, I remarked to a colleague in the press box, ‘Bruno needs to come off, he’s done’. There is a child-like charm to the 24-year-old’s high-pitched cackle, for he knows the last laugh belonged to him.

‘I was so tired. It was really hot. I had been saving my last fumes, my last gas. I was waiting for it. I thought, “I just need one ball, to score or make an assist”. So, when Joe Willock took off down the line, I gave my last bit of energy to reach that ball.’

 

Bruno was 30 yards behind Willock at the onset of the break. To television viewers, it looked as if he had appeared from another channel when, arriving in the goalmouth, he flung his weary body at Willock’s cross. He understands the English when I say, ‘I thought you’d end up a hero or collapsed in a heap’.

‘Me too!’ he replies, beaming. In fact, the twinkle never leaves his eye. ‘When I scored, it was such a special moment. I will remember this for all my life long.’

He reverts to Portuguese - to the relief of the translator, concerned about his future employment prospects - as he adds: ‘I have also been joking with my girlfriend, because I had never scored when she’s been in the stadium. That was the first time - and now I have three!’

The third of those - his fourth goal in seven starts for Newcastle - came during last weekend’s 3-0 win at Norwich, an impudent dink over Tim Krul. So enthused are his family, including dad, Dick, and mum, Marcia, that even a trip to deepest Norfolk is embraced.

It was there that Bruno donned a black-and-white ‘magic hat’ during celebrations in front of the Toon Army. He has heard their tribute, ‘Bruno’s f*****g magic, he wears a magic hat, he could've signed for Arsenal, but he said ‘no f*** that’. He wants to play for Eddie in the famous black & white, and when we win the Premier League we'll sing this song all night’.
 

He prefers not to sing it now, but confesses to furthering his English by belting it out at home.

‘I like, I like,’ he says, a hint of Geordie already detectable.

Bruno, it would seem, likes everything about his new life on Tyneside. There have been dog walks on the Town Moor - ‘It is cold, but they’ll get used to it’ - and, on day one, he sought home comfort at the Rio Steakhouse in Jesmond. He assumed it would be a Brazilian hangout.

‘I could not believe it - within two minutes I had taken 10 photos,’ he says, gesturing a selfie. ‘It was amazing. I thought, “This is very special, so different”. I love that passion, that connection with the fans.’

Eddie Howe calls him ‘an incredible guy’ and team-mates have been taken by his infectious personality. It helps, of course, that he can play - his stats show him to be the best midfielder in the country on current form.

There is confidence but not arrogance, even if the tattoos on his left arm read, ‘God created me to win’ and ‘Everything that is possible strengthens me. I have no fear’.

He certainly betrays no nerves during this, his first newspaper interview since arriving in England.

 

When it comes to taking some pictures, he is bare-chested as he screams down the lens, mimicking the hands-behind-ears celebration that is now commonplace on playgrounds across Newcastle.

‘I had never done it before. Only now, and I don’t know why!’ he says.

What Bruno does know is that he would not be here if he did not believe in the project sold to him by Howe and the club’s Saudi-backed owners.

At lunchtime on Saturday, Newcastle entertain quadruple-chasing Liverpool, including his compatriots Alisson, Fabinho and Roberto Firmino. So, is he out to ruin his friends’ title chances?

‘I hope so!’ he declares.

Given a form table of the last 14 Premier League games shows only Liverpool and Manchester City ahead of Newcastle, such hopes are far from forlorn.

At his unveiling, Bruno revealed he joined Newcastle to win the Champions League. I put it to him that he could have taken a shortcut and tried to sign for a club like Liverpool. He certainly seems good enough.

‘I believe I can achieve that at Newcastle,’ he shoots back. ‘Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here. We need to think big. I believe in myself. I believe in the manager. When you think about the run we have been on… I am not scared. I am at a massive club and I want to be a legend here. I want to create my story. I want to create history.’

 

Bruno's first memory of playing football in his Sao Cristovao neighbourhood north of Rio de Janeiro is not a good one. He had cried to be allowed to swap swimming for football but, at his first session aged six, he was again in tears.

‘I got a ball whacked in my face,’ he says, and at least he is laughing now. ‘I cried, a lot. My mother entered the pitch and took me home!’

He was only pushed towards sport on medical grounds. Aged one and then again at three, he contracted pneumonia.

‘From what my parents tell me, it was very serious and a difficult time for them. At four, I was prescribed to do sport to improve my lung and heart function.

‘I was first put into swimming but I didn’t like it. I said, “Mum, please, I don’t want to swim. I want to play football”. So, they put me into a football academy, and that was when my love started.’

Come his eighth birthday, Bruno was back in hospital. This time, though, his parents were less sympathetic.

‘I was on the beach with my friends. We started playing among the rocks. I fell and hit my head. I had to go to hospital and have four stitches. I got a really big telling-off from my dad, “Why did you do this?”. I said, “Dad, we were only playing, and I’m the birthday boy!”.’

I later ask Bruno if he has ever had a near-death experience because, well, he seems like the sort of guy who wouldn’t just say ‘no’.

 

‘Yes!’ he replies. ‘Given the telling-off from my dad, when I hit my head on those rocks!’

Reprimand apart, his upbringing holds nothing but fondness and, every year, he makes donations to help people in his hometown.

‘I had a wonderful childhood. I would be going fishing with my friends, flying kites, playing football on the street. I would do it all over again. I really hope that my son or daughter has the same happiness.’

Come the age of 15 and after a string of rejections from clubs in Rio, he joined the academy of Sao Paulo-based minnows Audax, where he earned £100 a month.

‘Enough to pay for my mobile phone bill,’ says Bruno, who would spend evenings talking to his parents.

They would drive 250 miles through the night in Dick’s taxi - Marcia worked in a motorcycle dealership - to watch their only child play on a Sunday morning. It was his father who insisted Bruno did not give up football in preference for futsal, his first love. Watch his goal against Norwich - controlling the ball with his studs - and Bruno attributes that technique to futsal. He even jumps to his feet to demonstrate.

By 19, those skills had taken the attention of top-flight Athletico Paranaense. And here came a twist of fate, when the club assigned him squad number 39.

‘My dad’s taxi number!’ he says.

It is the shirt he then wore at Lyon and now at Newcastle. Although, the frequency with which its origin is mentioned has become a family joke.

 

‘Every time the commentator talks about my dad’s taxi, we laugh. But it is also very important to us - we love that number.’

The love for his parents, who have moved to Newcastle, is also very evident.

‘They are proud of my career. In the difficult moments, when I thought about giving up, they stopped me. I don’t think I would be a professional footballer without their support.’

Bruno may be an only child, but he feels he has found a sibling at his new club.

‘Joelinton, he is my brother!’ he says of his fellow Brazilian and scorer of the other two goals at Carrow Road. There is even talk of him joining Bruno at the World Cup in Qatar.

‘I hope so!’ says Bruno. ‘He has helped me, a lot. I am so happy for his moment. After Norwich, on the pitch with our flag, it was so special. I hope we can make this happen here for a long, long time.’

So, too, do supporters of Newcastle.

 

Orgasmic

[number37]

When his girlfriend has their baby at the RVI they'll have a Geordie child. 

[kenlau88210]

He is classy but he really is lacking the legs or engine

[duo]

I thought he had a great game

[NEEJ]

1 minute ago, kenlau88210 said:

He is classy but he really is lacking the legs or engine

Absolute nonsense. 

[Guest HTT II]

1 minute ago, kenlau88210 said:

He is classy but he really is lacking the legs or engine

Lacks pace, big difference between what you’ve stated, he has the legs and engine and never stopped running, easily our best player on and off the ball.

[Slim]

2 minutes ago, kenlau88210 said:

He is classy but he really is lacking the legs or engine

Quick to forget his 90th min lung busting run from his half to score the winner against Leicester.

[Coffee_Johnny]

3 minutes ago, duo said:

I thought he had a great game

Not by his standards thus far. A few unforced errors and his normally sublime passing was a bit off at times. 

[The College Dropout]

Looked class I thought. Athleticism wise he’s a C. But he worked very hard and was good when he got on the ball. 

[TRon]

Our best player I thought. If all our players could hold the ball as well under pressure we'd control games much better.

[kenlau88210]

cant have it all i suppose...he is skillful and very composed on the ball but really is lacking athleticism. Faster players can run past him like nothing