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On 24/10/2022 at 22:03, GeordieDazzler said:

Luke Edwards on the BBC football podcast some how managed to drop Brucie into a chat about Leeds. 
 

Met him for coffee and Steve told him that Bielsa was the manager he was most in awe of. :lol:

 

(Thinks to self) Hmm, who do all the top managers say they admire...

 

"Ah well y'know Bielsa for me like, like that Pepsi Gwardiola says."

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16 minutes ago, elbee909 said:

 

(Thinks to self) Hmm, who do all the top managers say they admire...

 

"Ah well y'know Bielsa for me like, like that Pepsi Gwardiola says."

"so you admire Bielsa, Brucie? Pass me that Shiraz fella" 

 

"aye, he's got them playing intense like, you kna, like. Here pal, top yersel up. Do you want them chips?" 

 

"nah, fill your boots matey. So did you try an emulate him in any way Steve? Oh superb another bottle of Merlot, top me up while you're at it" 

 

"No probs, say 'when'. Yeah I did work to emulate him. Got there in the end. Can I have more onion rings, waiter?" 

 

"How did you emulate him!?" 

 

"Well we both got sacked, like, Luke, like." 

 

"your round, cheers" 

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Pilko said:

:lol: great thread that.

 

"Captain Steak Bakes"

 

Ha ha.

 

I laugh but really, you have to support a side managed by Bruce to fully understand not just how bad it is, but how morale-shattering the media protection of him gets.

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There's a few pearlers in there :lol:

 

Corberan - Proper coaching

Bruce - Butter poaching

 

... 

 

Corberan - winner winner

Bruce - chicken dinner

 

... 

 

Corbs - Pile on the pressure

Brucie - Pressure on the piles

 

... 

 

Corberan - Fantastico!

Bruce - Jacamo

 

Fucks sake.  He's got a family you nah. 

 

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11 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

Corbs - Pile on the pressure

Brucie - Pressure on the piles

 

Corbs - well coached, organised side
Bruce - Never poached, always fried

 

Shakespearean :lol:

Craig Shakespearean (as its West Brom)

 

 

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