sunderland

[mattypnufc]

4 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Confirmed its @mattypnufc this 

Haha I wish it was. Absolute gold that. 

[Sima]

Fair play to both sides on that.

 

"I take it the ticket is in your name?"
"Can't tell you that one either"

 

 

[Benwell Lad]

"Am going to Germany as well if that makes you feel any better"  

[Benwell Lad]

12 minutes ago, Sima said:

Fair play to both sides on that.

 

"I take it the ticket is in your name?"
"Can't tell you that one either"

 

 

 

Thomas should pursue a career in law 

[madras]

17 minutes ago, Sima said:

Fair play to both sides on that.

 

"I take it the ticket is in your name?"
"Can't tell you that one either"

 

 

"You'll have to man mark me".

[madras]

Will that need subtitles throughout the rest of the country ?

[Harry 209]

5 hours ago, Nucasol said:

“FTM” in profile name bingo card ticked. Not aware of anyone on here with smb in their user name. Such a bunch of small town hick cunts.

"FTM IS OUR IDENTITY"

[ChicagoMagpie]

I thought ChatGPT was a MLF

 

 

Scenario: The Derby Belongs to the Toon

Picture this: Newcastle start fast, pressing like they’ve had rocket fuel for breakfast. Bruno dictates the rhythm with that smooth, chess-player calm he has, while Gordon tears down the flank like a man possessed. You can almost hear the Sunderland back line second-guessing every step.

Then the breakthrough — the goal that flips an entire stadium’s emotional geometry. Maybe Wolt slides one into the bottom corner with that cool, economical finish he has. Maybe Murphy whips in that cross. Maybe Gordon buries a rebound and silences 45,000 people in one swing.

Newcastle settle. Sunderland chase. Space opens. A second goal comes — the kind that feels like relief injected directly into your bloodstream. From there, the black-and-white shirts start knocking the ball around like they’re painting a mural.

 

• Full-time whistle.
• Three points.
• Bragging rights.
• Oceans of joy on Tyneside.
• Your heart rate finally resets.

The Emotional Reality

Wanting your club to win a derby isn’t just fandom; it’s identity. It’s home. It’s your history tugging your heart forward. Your excitement right now is fuel — a kind of fan-alchemy.

 

Final Thought

Newcastle can do this. They’ve got the quality, the mentality, and the firepower. And somewhere in the cosmic script of football, someone in black and white is itching to be the hero.

 

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by ChicagoMagpie

[Benwell Lad]

On 08/12/2025 at 05:30, Optimistic Nut said:

We're the delewded ones though.

 

 

 

Let's be honest even when they were playing in the Johnstone's Paint trophy, or whatever it was called, while we were playing in Europe, any combined XI would have a minimum of six of them in it. They're just weird.

Karoline Leavitt would think twice about spouting some of the shite they do.

[OCOCOL]

8 hours ago, Benwell Lad said:

 

Let's be honest even when they were playing in the Johnstone's Paint trophy, or whatever it was called, while we were playing in Europe, any combined XI would have a minimum of six of them in it. They're just weird.

Karoline Leavitt would think twice about spouting some of the shite they do.

I mean no Tonali, Hall or Tino is just clueless. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[Fak]

 

[madras]

3 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

Fwends!

[Elric]

13 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

 

Babe, wake up, the "2025 awful fucking accents" wrapped video just dropped 

 

[SteV]

48 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

I imagine even the majority of mackems would find that vomit-inducing.

[deejeck]

Taking the biggest shite of his life.

[RodneyCisse]

Never thought Villa would lump themselves in with the scouse mackems.

[Elric]

3 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

Never thought Villa would lump themselves in with the scouse mackems.

 

Both fanbases of historically big clubs who see us as encroaching on 'their' rightful territory (places in the league). I know Villa are doing well, but still. Fuck 'em all. 

[Big Geordie]

On 09/12/2025 at 06:47, Sima said:

Fuck that, I hate these games.  The anxiety is off the charts, no matter how much of a perceived advantage we are at.

 

As it should be.  The jeopardy has to be very real, otherwise why bother?

[et tu brute]

1 hour ago, Fak said:

 

A nice video displaying the worst 3 British accents

[Lush Vlad]

1 hour ago, Fak said:

 

 

Like a young Harold Shipman. 

[GWN]

1 hour ago, Fak said:

 

 

 

i was just about to say she'd get it until she opened her gob.

[Fak]

I don't know why but the way the Evertonian gets all pompous over the way he says Woltemade has me buckled.

[Pixelphish]

Big Dan Bum, come on man

[TheHoob]

Up there with Poocastle that  imagine putting your face to that for the world to see.