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James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)


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17 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

They asked me to do that when my son was born. The skin to skin contact is supposed to be healthy for the baby.

Fair enough ?. Didn't ask me when my lad was born like 

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2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife.

Whom happened to be wearing a Sunderland shirt, was perfectly fine after your pathetic Mag slap, and proceeded to knock you through the hospital wall.

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19 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Not a dad then? Skin to skin contact is recommended with newborns to help with bonding. Fairly sure the vast majority of dads do it, I did

I am actually mate, I was too busy crying to take my top off 

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1 minute ago, Manxst said:

Whom happened to be wearing a Sunderland shirt, was perfectly fine after your pathetic Mag slap, and proceeded to knock you through the hospital wall.

 

I got to go on marraternity leave though.

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On 04/07/2023 at 20:27, The Prophet said:

 I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife.

 

You try and satirise something and it becomes actual discourse on Twitter...

 

:anguish:

 

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13 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

"Weldy" ffs. Probably the same scruffy nonce from St Albans who tried to kick Ramsdale and run off

 

 

 

More likely some 15yr old from a "deprived" area that already has three kids from four( yes I know) different females and thinks he's the town stud because of it

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3 hours ago, gbandit said:

Respectfully disagree. Next season, if he does poorly we can gloat in here. If he does well then it’ll likely lead to some sort of forum showdown or bust-up. Win-win

 

Yeah, if you think folk are being judgemental about his "with my babies" photo, you ain't seen nothing yet!

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