Now That's What I Call Transfer Rumours! 7

[Keegans Export]

There are three certainties in life.

 

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. A Luke Edwards article about Newcastle's diminished spending power in the upcoming transfer window

[The Prophet]

For what it's worth I don't think we'll go mad in January. Total guesswork, but I think one, max two, not including youth players from South America and the like.

[gbandit]

Luke’s take each window is the same. Eventually one window we’ll barely spend at all and he’ll absolutely shove it in people’s faces despite being wrong nonstop. He’s an absolute fucking waste of time 

[madras]

3 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

For what it's worth I don't think we'll go mad in January. Total guesswork, but I think one, max two, not including youth players from South America and the like.

One capable of going into the starters, couple of developers who may not even see Tyneside in January beyond a photo op.

[elbee909]

3 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Luke’s take each window is the same. Eventually one window we’ll barely spend at all and he’ll absolutely shove it in people’s faces despite being wrong nonstop. He’s an absolute fucking waste of time 

 

He's the Steve Bruce of sports journalism

[Lazarus]

1 minute ago, elbee909 said:

 

He's the Steve Bruce of sports journalism

 

1000 articles?

[elbee909]

Just now, Lazarus said:

 

1000 articles?

 

And no decent results

[Miggys First Goal]

Luke should be on a banned list of journalists. 

[Groundhog63]

22 minutes ago, Lazarus said:

 

1000 articles?

1000 bottles, morelike

[PauloGeordio]

Luke isn’t a journalist in any stretch of the word! Click bait cunt that’s desperate for a ride on the bus that left him along time ago. Zero credibility 

[ponsaelius]

40 minutes ago, madras said:

One capable of going into the starters, couple of developers who may not even see Tyneside in January beyond a photo op.

 

I agree with this. Personally wouldn't expect any South American teenager signed (e.g. Santos, Angelo, Perrone) to be involved in the squad from January for example. 

[David Edgar]

4 hours ago, Decky said:

 

 

No dickheads rule.

[David Edgar]

He's also basically Chris Wood without the effort these days.

[Klaus]

I'm sure Ronaldo would love to participate in our high press

[midds]

Ronaldo linked with NUFC after talks. Talks:

 

Agent: Would you be interested in signing Ronaldo in January?

Club: No thanks. Bye

 

Easiest job in the world football journalism - invent it, write it up, publish it, 5% accuracy, zero accountability. We're in the wrong job

[Dokko]

6 minutes ago, midds said:

Ronaldo linked with NUFC after talks. Talks:

 

Agent: Would you be interested in signing Ronaldo in January?

Club: No thanks. Bye

 

Easiest job in the world football journalism - invent it, write it up, publish it, 5% accuracy, zero accountability. We're in the wrong job

 

5% accuracy 

[elbee909]

Talk up and be respectful of his client, keep the agent on side. Just all good diplomacy from what I can see. No chance he'd come or that we'd be going for him, surely.

[BoSelecta]

As things stand, there is no intention of spending big money on players in the January window, although it has been stressed to Telegraph Sport that if the right player becomes available – such as Leicester City’s James Maddison – a deal will be pursued.

 

So we won’t buy anyone unless it’s the right player and they’re available? And no spending big money but we would take Maddison? Fuck off man 

[cannybagoftudor]

2 hours ago, BennyBlanco said:

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Ffootball%2F2022%2F11%2F15%2Fno-need-qualify-champions-league-year-insist-newcastle-owners%2F
 

dunno if this has been posted but Puke seems to think we won’t be spending in January unless there’s a clear and obvious chance for us to sign Maddison. 

He is a knob - knows nothing and spins it as inside knowledge - why would sources inside Newcastle tell this stain anything - unbelievable - then says oh if Maddison was available they would bid - so just a cool £40 mill eh - what a complete dish rag of a reporter - they should flush him with the waste from the Death Star - Twat.

[Chris_R]

2 hours ago, BennyBlanco said:

Just thought it was worth posting.

 

 

It really wasn't.

[80]

1 hour ago, Scoot said:

I remember him saying in the summer that we didn't have much cash left to spend, then a couple of days later we spent 60 million on Isak. 

 

The guy hasn't got a clue.

You're not up to playing the game on his level. You see, he's actually HELPING the club by putting out disinformation to lead other clubs into not demanding such high fees from us. Amanda's actually very grateful to him, she thinks the last 12 months wouldn't have happened without him.

 

 

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[SUPERTOON]

Article says it was decided weeks ago we wouldn’t alter transfer plans, Howe said he hasn’t had any transfer discussions yet. I know who I believe. 

[Nobody]

51 minutes ago, midds said:

Ronaldo linked with NUFC after talks. Talks:

 

Agent: Would you be interested in signing Ronaldo in January?

Club: No thanks. Bye

 

Easiest job in the world football journalism - invent it, write it up, publish it, 5% accuracy, zero accountability. We're in the wrong job

Would love for there to be some sort of Court of Arbitration for journalists, where anyone from the public could challenge a bullshit article or journalist and the journalist would have to disclose their sources to a court, and if it doesn't add up, the journalist would owe compensation. 

[Lotus]

5 hours ago, TRC said:

How would Mudryk fit in with Arsenal? He's a left winger but wings seem to be their main strenght. They need a striker more than anything.

1) They’ve got Jesus.

2) They’re top of the league, I’m not sure they ‘need’ anything.

[Deuce]

9 hours ago, LFEE said:

Can’t recall the thread but for those discussing PSG and owner interest beyond this World Cup…

 

 

Be a shame if they went bankrupt. Real shame.