Raconteur Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Said he was given a Paraguayan Passport on arrival "as a gift". Because national identity documents are often handed out when flowers are out of season. SMH Read somewhere that Ronaldinho "doesn't understand" why he's been arrested - the news story was accompanied by a pic of the Dinho's goofiest grin. I've heard of footballers being divorced from reality in some daft ways, but this seems to be a special case... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Gotta love the idea of having that boat race and thinking a different passport will do the trick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Said he was given a Paraguayan Passport on arrival "as a gift". Because national identity documents are often handed out when flowers are out of season. SMH Read somewhere that Ronaldinho "doesn't understand" why he's been arrested - the news story was accompanied by a pic of the Dinho's goofiest grin. I've heard of footballers being divorced from reality in some daft ways, but this seems to be a special case... His lawyer has indeed claimed that he's too dumb to know what he was doing was illegal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 To be fair, with his celebrity status he likely gets given gifts everywhere he goes. And he's likely never questioned any of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Sad news from one of my favourite players ever. "Dear friends and supporters. In an attempt to stop speculation and mis information about my health, I have decided to release the following statement. After a series of recent tests, I have been diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's Disease. Medication has been prescribed and with some life changes, which I intend to commit to fully, the prognosis is a good one. I will be out and about for many years yet and see this as just another of life's journeys. My match day duties with Aston Villa will remain an important part of my future and I will continue to perform these, in support of my beloved club, for as long as my health allows. With the love and support of family and close friends guaranteed, I am very optimistic and positive about the future. With Love. Gordon ( Sid ) Cowans x" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Sad news from one of my favourite players ever. "Dear friends and supporters. In an attempt to stop speculation and mis information about my health, I have decided to release the following statement. After a series of recent tests, I have been diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's Disease. Medication has been prescribed and with some life changes, which I intend to commit to fully, the prognosis is a good one. I will be out and about for many years yet and see this as just another of life's journeys. My match day duties with Aston Villa will remain an important part of my future and I will continue to perform these, in support of my beloved club, for as long as my health allows. With the love and support of family and close friends guaranteed, I am very optimistic and positive about the future. With Love. Gordon ( Sid ) Cowans x" Touched by that. Remember him as a big art of Villa's success in the early 80s, then he just disappeared off my radar. Great positive attitude, wish him all the best. Just thinking about how he disappeared from my life for 35 years or so, makes me wish the same could have happened for Gassa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 This is a good summer to go to prison in Paraguay. The five a side is going to be outrageous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 This story is absolutely wild. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 When they arrested him he had $7 left in his bank account didnt he? He only stopped playing a few years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Seen this doing the rounds on Twitter. Never mind the names, it's the Alan Smith voice. Absolutely nails it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Holden Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 What the fuck is this hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I could listen to Sven all day tbh. That tit who presents MNF is a dickhead, though. Thoroughly punchable face. Just seems proper smarmy all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Well he is a Mackem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 The rearranged Man City v Arsenal match has been postponed again because of the coronavirus - Arsenal faced Olympiakos recently, whose owner has it. Holy shit. Shit is about to hit the fan. Wonder if the season will even end up finishing, at this rate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 The rearranged Man City v Arsenal match has been postponed again because of the coronavirus - Arsenal faced Olympiakos recently, whose owner has it. Holy shit. Shit is about to hit the fan. Wonder if the season will even end up finishing, at this rate Oh can you just imagine! Season unable to be completed.... Liverpool as 2019/20 champions but with a massive asterix next to it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Hope the euros aren’t cancelled Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 They are absolutely certain to be cancelled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 They are absolutely certain to be cancelled. I know no worse than the flu and all football gone it’s shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 They are cancelling football because it makes headlines No other reason If they were that arsed they would close the London Underground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 They are absolutely certain to be cancelled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Italy have quarantined 60 million people to make headlines. All this is providing a fascinating insight into the minds of some people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 They are cancelling football because it makes headlines No other reason If they were that arsed they would close the London Underground What? so crashing an entire public transport system that the economy is dependent on is analogous to cancelling football games? So your telling me that things are so bar they can’t have 50000 people together but they can run a system with millions of people on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 How the hell do you know any of this as fact? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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