Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Mike]

Just now, alexf said:

Whatever the outcome, it's going to hit us in the old financials.

 

Man, I wish people still liked oil.

[Peppe]

1 minute ago, Sibierski said:

Of all the big swinging dick moves, us announcing this week that Isak has signed a new deal will be the biggest of them all. 
 

That right now is a bigger statement of intent then any club record signing.

Heard we were going to talk to him about a new deal when the season ended. Has there been any info about how that is going, or if talks have even started? 

[wormy]

Just now, bobbydazzla said:

From feeling like this yesterday

 

 

 

 

To feeling like this today

 

 

Fun fact: they shot the second scene entirely with ethically sourced piss from NUFC fans' reactions to not signing Roberto Baggio.

[SUPERTOON]

5 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Not saying Ornstein isn't reliable, he's obviously shown that he is, but this summer he's definitely being challenged to prove it.

Feel like he’s gone earlier with info this summer. He used to only tweet when it was a done deal.

[wormy]

2 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Today 

 

Fair. As you were. 

[TBG]

Will wait and see what his body language is against Celtic.

 

That's if like several other first team players he's not included in the squad

[Mike]

Anne Hathaway - Mike slides in DM's with offer to for endless wings at Anchor Bar (Ornstein).

 

Same energy.

[Wolfcastle]

2 minutes ago, Fenham Mag said:

Maybe this is all Frankfurts doing, snidey German cunts.

Extract Frankfurt

[mattypnufc]

They are absolutely shitting it. 

[Yorkie]

Just now, SUPERTOON said:

5 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Not saying Ornstein isn't reliable, he's obviously shown that he is, but this summer he's definitely being challenged to prove it.

Feel like he’s gone earlier with info this summer. He used to only tweet when it was a done deal.

 

I swear sometimes we're generally just being played, constantly, so the engagement is managed and maximised. These cunts all know each other; certainly the sprawling rabble of hacks with an affiliation to the Athletic network. Ornstein and Laurens are probably in the same WhatsApp group.

[Mike]

Football social media is a fucking cesspool tbh.

[Kid Icarus]

Just now, Yorkie said:

 

I swear sometimes we're generally just being played, constantly, so the engagement is managed and maximised. These cunts all know each other; certainly the sprawling rabble of hacks with an affiliation to the Athletic network. Ornstein and Laurens are probably in the same WhatsApp group.

Probably. There was a time when Ornstein only really posted when things were a sure thing too, as Supertoon says.

[Willow]

It's exhausting refreshing these 2 threads whilst bored at work 

[STM]

15 minutes ago, alexf said:

People can accuse others of being "bedwetters" or whatever but out of two scenarios; A) we're bidding for Ekitike as a contingency should Isak leave or B) were paying £75m+ out of our limited budget for a rotation option / Howe is suddenly going to change system and play two upfront. 

 

I think it's perfectly logical for people to think A is more plausible.

 

 

B is actually what they are trying to do though. We know that because they've told us. Unless you think we are being lied to?

 

Also its not a rotation option. In the same way Haaland isnt a rotation option but occasionally sits on Cities bench.

[MagPar]

STOP PANICKING ✋️ .

 

There is no need to get all antsy until he either puts in an official transfer request or he gets sold. This is just Liverpool stirring the pot. I believe he wants to stay, and by bidding big money for players such as Hugo, we are giving him more reasons to stay. We're showing him how ambitious we are.

 

So please, chill 😎. 

[Mattoon]

7 minutes ago, alexf said:

Liverpool cunts know what they are doing though either way. They are ensuring if we want to keep Isak and keep him happy then we need to give him fortunes in his new contract. 

 

Also potentially driving up the price for Ekitike if they are entering the race. 

 

Whatever the outcome, it's going to hit us in the old financials.

 

[Checko]

8 minutes ago, wormy said:

 

I can't keep up with reporters.

 

I could've sworn most people tossed him off relentlessly not long ago but I'm seeing more and more hate of late.

 

Am I mixing him up with someone else or where did it all go wrong? 

Like all reporters, if they say something people don't want to hear, regardless of whether it's true or not, the fume will follow.

[PRL]

Apparently Downie has new breaking news but the line just broke on SSN… feels a bit old school!

[Robster]

2 minutes ago, Willow said:

It's exhausting refreshing these 2 threads whilst bored at work 

It's even worse when you are incredibly busy

[RS]

Would cost a lot more than £120m to replace him therefore he stays!

 

 

Edited July 15, 2025 by RS

[Weezertron]

Clubs don't make an approach unless they know a player is interested in the move. Months of research goes into it. 

 

Or so I've heard. 

[Elbel1]

11 minutes ago, Menace said:

TNT as a source is honking like

Yes, but they are saying what we want to hear, so automatically gain the AAA+credibility rating

[ExiledGeordie]

Just now, Weezertron said:

Clubs don't make an approach unless they know a player is interested in the move. Months of research goes into it. 

 

Or so I've heard. 

That’s my worry

[PRL]

Sky - Liverpool told isak not for sale, now scousers going for Ekitike

[The Prophet]

Just now, Weezertron said:

Clubs don't make an approach unless they know a player is interested in the move. Months of research goes into it. 

 

Or so I've heard. 

 

If we agree a fee with Liverpool, I have no doubt he'd be interested. He'd be a bit mad not to keep his options open.