Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[JT24]

I see the client journalists are out in full force this summer. 
 

Richard Hughes and Michael Edwards may as well been on the byline for the piece in the Athletic. 
 

Oliver Holt () claimed the romance with the Saudis is over. Maybe for us, but you’ll still sell yourself out to them. You prick. 

[andycap]

He's not worth 150 million to hear them bet he is now the knackers. 

[Sibierski]

6 hours ago, LaurentRobert said:

 

 

They play next against Burnley which will be a day long Isak wankfest as part of Sky's Super Sunday. Isak will undoubtedly look great against that shower of shite too. 

 

 

 

Ideal scenario, they’re 2-1 down with 20 to go, Isak comes on, nothing changes and they lose 2-1. Carragher is then spitting at the screen about how Slot being backed for a CB is going to cost them the title and Arsenal are favourites etc.

[TK-421]

18 minutes ago, Andy said:

Anyone feel like Isak has become vastly more highly rated as a player in the eyes of the media since all this has happened? Last season pundits frequently referred to him as "one of the best strikers in the league", now he's instantly "the best striker in the world" according to a lot of them. 

 

The latter may or may not be true, but I just find it funny that there was a reluctance to go to that extreme when he played for us. 

Oh aye, definitely. He's a different level/player automatically now he's their player.

 

Even Clery's latest video, as decent a breakdown analysis it is, seems a bit OTT on Isak's qualities/abilities and gameplay he picks up on for us.

The kernt will (probably/hopefully) still be shite in 1 on 1's.

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by TK-421

[TK-421]

44 minutes ago, STM said:

Im not advocating domestic violence but...

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

Isak is a great player and would have made a title tilt considerably easier. 

[Craig]

From my point of view the hardest part of the Isak saga wasn't losing a top player but having to sit here reading all the Liverpool pumped out narrative and it's felt like there was no fight back from our side, felt like no one was on our side as the fans, not even the owners.
We've been made to feel put in our place, all along I hoped we would hold out for a massive fee and make Liverpool overpay just like we did with Wissa so we could feel we stood up to it, but we didn't.

Wish there had been a defiant message given out from the owners, a modern Keegan on the steps type message.

[Hanshithispantz]

He's probably a £200m+ player if what we though was a lack of endurance was him trying to fuck our CL run up and keep himself fit on the orders of Liverpool 

[NG32]

37 minutes ago, Andy said:

Anyone feel like Isak has become vastly more highly rated as a player in the eyes of the media since all this has happened? Last season pundits frequently referred to him as "one of the best strikers in the league", now he's instantly "the best striker in the world" according to a lot of them. 

 

The latter may or may not be true, but I just find it funny that there was a reluctance to go to that extreme when he played for us. 

Definitely being elevated by the Liverpool media chums. 

[Lush Vlad]

6 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

He's probably a £200m+ player if what we though was a lack of endurance was him trying to fuck our CL run up and keep himself fit on the orders of Liverpool 

I was saying similar to a Liverpool supporting mate last night. Was he half-injured and struggling with keeping up the intensity for 90 minutes. Or was he just phoning it in and he’s now going to be even better once he starts trying again?! 
 

Although the niggly injuries and him seeming like he’s cooked after an hour. Go back a lot further than the last couple of months of last season. It’s been a gripe on here ever since he signed. 

[lxsln]

I know the post itself wasn't serious (it can't possibly be), but the fact that some people who respond think it's real is really scary.

 

Someone posted that Isak's shirt sales have paid off both the transfer fee and 6 years of salary, in 48 minutes. And Liverpool fans are beating their chests and believing it's true.

 

With grade 1 math, I get it to 10-15 million shirts.

[Menace]

Those liverpool fans will be ordering snide shirts from China like

[Mole]

People have been doing this shirt sales nonsense since Cristiano Ronaldo went to Madrid.

 

I have no idea why people are stupid enough to believe it.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

19 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:

I was saying similar to a Liverpool supporting mate last night. Was he half-injured and struggling with keeping up the intensity for 90 minutes. Or was he just phoning it in and he’s now going to be even better once he starts trying again?! 
 

Although the niggly injuries and him seeming like he’s cooked after an hour. Go back a lot further than the last couple of months of last season. It’s been a gripe on here ever since he signed. 

 

He's never had the ability to be effective over 90 minutes. Went up from 50 to around 60 over his time here I'd say. 

[Nucasol]

1 hour ago, Andy said:

Anyone feel like Isak has become vastly more highly rated as a player in the eyes of the media since all this has happened? Last season pundits frequently referred to him as "one of the best strikers in the league", now he's instantly "the best striker in the world" according to a lot of them. 

 

The latter may or may not be true, but I just find it funny that there was a reluctance to go to that extreme when he played for us. 

The Liddypool effect.

[Turnbull2000]

There's always be a breakaway club premium - not just in media hype, but in the sale prices they achieve for average players or call ups to England duty after just a few decent games. If Livramento went to Arsenal, he'd almost instantly be hailed as one of the best in the world rather than just being very good. Or if Chelsea had a player no better than Longstaff on their books, they'd get a sale price that's more than twice as much.

[Menace]

45 minutes ago, Mole said:

People have been doing this shirt sales nonsense since Cristiano Ronaldo went to Madrid.

 

I have no idea why people are stupid enough to believe it.

 

Doesn't the sponsor get most of the revenue generated by shirts and the club gets what 10%?

 

It's so stupid when you think about it

[The College Dropout]

He’ll not have to run as much for Liverpool and they will have a quality sub option for him too. He’ll be a great 60-70 minute man. 
 

I still think there’s another level he could get too physically. Modric is slight, Gordon too but they don’t have much fat on them.  
 

Isak is skinny and soft and I don’t think that’s good enough.  Not to go all HTL racismo, some of that will be genetic but it’s still not good enough. 

[Ronson333]

 

[B-more Mag]

2 hours ago, andycap said:

Is your nephew napoleon dynamite? 😂 

 

 

[1881]

Ibrahimovic has said he has been speaking to Isak a number of times about his future and these quotes sum it up nicely

[NE27]

1 minute ago, 1881 said:

Ibrahimovic has said he has been speaking to Isak a number of times about his future and these quotes sum it up nicely

 

Sum what up? That zlatan would huff his own farts if he could get that beak down there?

[Fak]

3 minutes ago, 1881 said:

Ibrahimovic has said he has been speaking to Isak a number of times about his future and these quotes sum it up nicely

 

Thats a fake quote

[SteV]

2 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

 

He's never had the ability to be effective over 90 minutes. Went up from 50 to around 60 over his time here I'd say. 

Don’t think he ever scored an open play goal for us in the last 10 mins of a game he started?

 

Mind, Liverpool’s additional strength in depth should mean he’s playing less when clearly fucked.

[RS]

With the attacking options available he’s going to be immense for them. Until he fancies another move, then he won’t.