Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[toon25]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQAeDwEk8JH/?igsh=MXFjNXZpOWtrcmNuZQ==

 

[gdm]

1 hour ago, timeEd32 said:

Happy for all the anger to go towards Isak, but those pass maps often exclude a #9 and it's nothing new for Isak. This is 22/23:

 

 

Liverpool's actual problems are they've downgraded at fullback considerably:

 

 

And teams have figured out an approach against them:

 

And they are just worse at literally everything:

 

But, still, Isak 

You know, I was going to reply and say while this is true Ekitike seems to be doing alright and I just looked and he’s only managed 3 goals in 11 league games too. Surprised by that 

[Mike]

1 hour ago, Turnbull2000 said:

The wrong accent for a Liverpool fan is the dead giveaway that it's AI.

 

Aye, am proper sick of the foreign fans, me like. 

[Andy]

54 minutes ago, gdm said:

You know, I was going to reply and say while this is true Ekitike seems to be doing alright and I just looked and he’s only managed 3 goals in 11 league games too. Surprised by that 

 

City game aside, they've looked a better team with Ekitike starting though. They are abysmal when Isak's up top. 

[sempuki]

1 hour ago, gdm said:

You know, I was going to reply and say while this is true Ekitike seems to be doing alright and I just looked and he’s only managed 3 goals in 11 league games too. Surprised by that 

Be class if he turns out a dud after all the times he's knocked us back.

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, sempuki said:

Be class if he turns out a dud after all the times he's knocked us back.

The only way he becomes a dud (in my opinion) is if he gets a major injury that derails him. His game is so good, the dickhead 

[KennyUtd]

My heart pumps piss. 😆

[Moose]

8 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

 

Robbed by a guy called Giacomo.

 

Nae luck ratboy

[McDog]

1 hour ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

Good looking lads there.

[Optimistic Nut]

Any chance Liverpool look to Howe shortly to solve this problem?

[cubaricho]

Just now, Optimistic Nut said:

Any chance Liverpool look to Howe shortly to solve this problem?

Just stop right there.  

[Sima]

Just seen the clip of Carragher turning on Salah.

 

He won’t take that well.

[Fak]

1 hour ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

 

1, 3, 2. 

[Gottlob]

1 hour ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

 

I remember when she was the nation's darling, partnering Jamie Murray to mixed doubles glory at Wimbledon.

[GideonShandy]

1 hour ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

The greedy rat will be over the moon that he's got another pound coming. 

[Danh1]

@Heron Wor Flags display against them next season needs to be them 3 on a huge banner 

[Heron]

2 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

@Heron Wor Flags display against them next season needs to be them 3 on a huge banner 

[TaylorJ_01]

7 hours ago, KennyUtd said:

If the likes of Salah and Gakpo weren't such selfish cunts then Isak might start scoring. They don't even look for him whereas everything we did was centred around getting the ball to him as quickly as possible. Having wingers whose first thought is to pick him out is a huge difference to what he can expect at Liverpool. 

 

They are quite amazing to watch. They don't pass at all. 

[Wallace]

1 hour ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Any chance Liverpool look to Howe shortly to solve this problem?

Louise Taylor suggested it in her match report.

[Mole]

5 hours ago, Andy said:

 

City game aside, they've looked a better team with Ekitike starting though. They are abysmal when Isak's up top. 

He started the season great, I'm pretty sure part of it is messing him about in different positions or just on the bench.

 

Very convinced he would have kept scoring if Isak wasn't there.

[Jewel]

So he's already been burgled since moving to Liverpool?

 

I hope he gets burgled another hundred times, the rat. I want his life at Liverpool to be an absolute misery.

[Fenham Mag]

 

1 hour ago, Danh1 said:

@Heron Wor Flags display against them next season needs to be them 3 on a huge banner 

 but seriously, I honestly think a big tribute to Woltemade like we did for the rat (the Alexander the Great one) would hurt him quite a bit. 

[Fenham Mag]

1 hour ago, Jewel said:

So he's already been burgled since moving to Liverpool?

 

I hope he gets burgled another hundred times, the rat. I want his life at Liverpool to be an absolute misery.

It was the nerdlucks from moron mountain, they stole his talent. 

[timeEd32]

2 hours ago, Wallace said:

Louise Taylor suggested it in her match report.

Of course she did.

[Lush Vlad]

9 hours ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

 

Robbed by Rat Fernandes, Professor Snape and a fat Michael B Jordan.