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Alexander Isak - International C*nt


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They could have no striker at all and you wouldn't notice a difference. It just bounces side to side then they shoot from outside the box. It's incredibly far away from what works with Isak, which makes it all the more obvious they bought him out of greed not need.

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It really is spectacular what a monumental fuck up this transfer has been. You couldn't have written ot better in your wildest dreams.

 

Remember Romano and all those slimey stooges fawning over Liverpool’s "power play" of cockblocking us for Ekitike and getting a cut price deal for Isak by encouraging him to go on strike?

 

Ekitike is the better player for their system and he started the season well, but Slot can't not play the 130m man despite his injury woes and self inflicted lack of pre season so he's now forced a square peg in a round hole and has tanked Ekitike's form in the process. 

 

I am still completely dumbfounded as to why they splurged 130m on an older version of Ekitike when they have glaring needs elsewhere

 

The best part? After all that we ended up with Woltemade!

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2 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said:

They could have no striker at all and you wouldn't notice a difference. It just bounces side to side then they shoot from outside the box. It's incredibly far away from what works with Isak, which makes it all the more obvious they bought him out of greed not need.


Yep. I’m not really sure how any number 9 is meant to thrive in that setup?!
 

Ekitike looks much more involved and suited to their game. But that is mainly because he’s got good feet and likes to drop deeper and pull wide. He doesn’t really play between the posts. 

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25 minutes ago, Fenham Mag said:

He’ll be off to Saudi with Salah.

 

PIF will bankroll Liverpool for their next splurge.

It’s criminal these cunts bailed out Chelsea and Liverpool. We would probably be on par with Chelsea and would Liverpool never win the title without PIF.

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The last few times I've watched them he's been coming short like he did with us and they just completely ignored both him and the space he'd created in behind. Tonight it was like he'd been told to stop doing that, which begs the question why they signed him when that's his game. 

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1 hour ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Hes 100% coming back like 

Not sure he'd get a game ahead of Flataker or Filling at the moment.

Just assuming you're an AIK fan as well, as that's the level he's (not) playing at at the moment. 

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Remember the "he'll do the same to Liverpool like he did to Newcastle when he joins Real Madrid"

 

More chance of rejoining Real Sociedad at this rate lol

 

Do the 'Here we go' Fabrizio. Do it.

 

 

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44 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said:

They could have no striker at all and you wouldn't notice a difference. It just bounces side to side then they shoot from outside the box. It's incredibly far away from what works with Isak, which makes it all the more obvious they bought him out of greed not need.

 

They were so envious after he kept torching them last season. 

 

It's so satisfying seeing how out of place he looks there.

 

Absolutely hilarious stuff.

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Hope he retires like Owen, where he doesn’t have one set of fans that adore him. Not invited to ex player meetings, or to open new academy buildings etc. 

 

Cunt. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, KaKa said:

 

They were so envious after he kept torching them last season. 

 

It's so satisfying seeing how out of place he looks there.

 

Absolutely hilarious stuff.

He honestly looks like a stranger that's turned up to a party that they weren't invited to.

 

I hope that's how he feels every time he arrives at the training ground. Everyone just stares at him and goes, "erm, who the hell is this fella? And why's he been allowed in the changing room?".

 

 

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