Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Elma]

You mean Dr Nick?

(arrghh, new page)

 

 

 

Edited December 21, 2025 by Elma

[mouldy_uk]

If he’d had a preseason then he’d have been just that second quicker and avoided that tackle 

 

[gbandit]

Gutted by this. Planted a bomb in our pre-season and season. Disrespected our club, our manager and our fans but he didn’t deserve this like, should have been both legs and a hearse rather than a wheelchair 

[Mikky]

1 hour ago, Moose said:

 

Fucking hell, this injury ITK has covered all bases in 2 tweets, he's the medical equivalent of Luke Edwards

In fairness in his first tweet he does say he’s going off pictures and what people have said and we he gets a proper look he’ll.give a better assessment 

[Menace]

Injury itks, we really have gone full circle 

[Dokko]

Have a horrible feeling it'll be weeks rather than months. Let's just hope it climbs inside his head and he becomes another Sturridge for them.

[Moose]

2 hours ago, SAK said:

If correct I’ll take 12 weeks please.

 

Hopefully it's 12 weeks but counted in 'Wissa Weeks'. So about 2 years.

[Hanshithispantz]

God forgive me for saying this, but wouldn't it have been better if he'd been killed.

 

 

Edited December 21, 2025 by Hanshithispantz

[Holloway]

Yeah he's a rat and has fucked us over.

But wew some hateful stuff popping up here 

[Sibierski]

14 hours ago, ianbeany said:

Don’t know what I want more. Full blown ACL, or nothing at all so Liverpool fans can see what a pea heart he really has when he’s back running next day. 

[The Butcher]

3 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

God forgive me for saying this, but wouldn't it have been better if he'd been killed.

 

 

 

 

[Dr Venkman]

15 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I did feel a twinge of compassion despite myself, have to say. 

You had compassion for Alan Pardew, you don’t count.

[Zero]

Na seriously it would be either just a few weeks or 9 months, I.e. ACL or not ACL. Likely the former one.

 

We won’t be that lucky.

[gdm]

49 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

God forgive me for saying this, but wouldn't it have been better if he'd been killed.

 

 

 

God no. Can you imagine the scousers with another death in the squad. 

[Nucasol]

30 minutes ago, gdm said:

God no. Can you imagine the scousers with another death in the squad. 

They had flowers out for a dead chicken. Put boat past the grief junkies.

 

[FloydianMag]

39 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

They had flowers out for a dead chicken. Put boat past the grief junkies.

 

That’s the only thing Boris the cunt has ever got right!!

[The College Dropout]

2 hours ago, Holloway said:

Yeah he's a rat and has fucked us over.

But wew some hateful stuff popping up here 

Aye. It’s only football like. Wishing him serious injury and worse as a grown man is weird. One step away from an instagram troll.  

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

2 hours ago, Holloway said:

Yeah he's a rat and has fucked us over.

But wew some hateful stuff popping up here 

All

justified 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

9 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Aye. It’s only football like. Wishing him serious injury and worse as a grown man is weird. One step away from an instagram troll.  

Yee wot ?

[Abacus]

3 hours ago, Elbel1 said:

If this gu is overseeing his recovery it'll be the best Christmas ever 

 

[TaylorJ_01]

5 hours ago, JigsawGoesToPieces said:

 

 

This guy is a bit odd to use as a source, he just watches a video and takes an educated guess...

[Peppe]

Really hoping for 6 months plus. Don't want no short ass two weeks or some shit like that

[gdm]

 

[gbandit]

Fingers crossed they remember to adjust the MRI settings to account for his rat DNA

[BottledDog]

Could they feasibly adjust the MRI settings enough so that his leg leaves the atmosphere?