Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Colos Short and Curlies]

I don't think the ego in Isak will allow him to sit back and let Sesko (or anyone) outshine him in a world cup year and just after a season where he has been lauded as one of the world's best.

 

Stick in a supply line of a mix of Elanga, Murphy, Gordon and Barnes with Tonali and Bruno pulling the strings.

 

Goals Goals Goals 

[gdm]

46 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

Eddie not impressed with the dippers

 

 

I can’t stand this guy now 

[Whitley mag]

Even if we sign Sesko still need to screw these for 150 million plus add ons.

 

The scouse media will automatically assume we’ll accept 120 once a replacement arrives.

 

Time to run with the narrative that Sesko is here to play with Isak

[La Parka]

Sign sesko, give him the 9 and relegate Isak to the bench to humble him. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Now we’ve opened the door to keeping Isak I really hope we don’t consider a sale until next summer. Might even convince him it’s not so bad to stay if he has someone to share the load. 

[Ben]

Waking up this morning it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I still need to find out who told Liverpool "no" and in what context.

[GWN]

6 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Now we’ve opened the door to keeping Isak I really hope we don’t consider a sale until next summer. Might even convince him it’s not so bad to stay if he has someone to share the load. 

 

 

Nah, im in the tell him to fuck off camp. He's a fucking rat and has been called out.

 

Fuck Isak

[TBG]

Good morning sports fans

 

 

 

[Wilson]

37 minutes ago, Mazzy said:

 

This kind of thing needs to be included in contracts with players. Would be tough to get them to agree to it I guess but basically a section saying (in simple terms) "if you aren't where you should be for a period of more than 24hrs, you won't be paid for any of that time". 

 

Fines fines and more fines for me. 

 

Fuck him. 

[toon25]

Unconscionable that he's sold to Liverpool given their carry-on

[maze]

Ah, yes. The WC next year. We can use that to our advantage. 

[ponsaelius]

Eddie admitting he only knows where he is through the media. So we didn't give him permission to travel to Spain.

[gjohnson]

19 minutes ago, Whitley mag said:

Even if we sign Sesko still need to screw these for 150 million plus add ons.

 

The scouse media will automatically assume we’ll accept 120 once a replacement arrives.

 

Time to run with the narrative that Sesko is here to play with Isak

The way the entire media go on youd think we should be paying Liverpool for the honor of wanting our star player

[Erikse]

It takes even more than this saga for me to truly hate Isak. He has been a massive contributor to both CL qualifications and the trophy. It's nearly impossible to like him after this, but I still won't forget what he did for us.

 

 

Edited August 2, 2025 by Erikse

[Ben]

12 minutes ago, GWN said:

 

 

Nah, im in the tell him to fuck off camp. He's a fucking rat and has been called out.

 

Fuck Isak

Ridiculous 

[Yorkie]

God it's a fucking mad form of employment, being a footballer.  You're duty-bound by your seven-figure salary to go on a multi-week corporate excursion, but you fuck off to Spain instead, without permission and without telling your line manager. And the result is that you're publicly showered with love and affection by said manager.

[Whitley mag]

3 minutes ago, gjohnson said:

The way the entire media go on youd think we should be paying Liverpool for the honor of wanting our star player

Yeah, even Downie was implying we should just accept the offer as the player wants the move in his latest video.

 

Nauseating stuff.

 

 

Edited August 2, 2025 by Whitley mag

[Ben]

Just now, Yorkie said:

God it's a fucking mad form of employment, being a footballer.  You're duty-bound by your seven-figure salary to go on a multi-week corporate excursion, but you fuck off to Spain instead, without permission and without telling your line manager. And the result is that you're publicly showered with love and affection by said manager.

 

The minute he can't play football and loses his talent he will be fucked off and left on the scrap heap

[Displayname]

23 minutes ago, GWN said:

 

 

Nah, im in the tell him to fuck off camp. He's a fucking rat and has been called out.

 

Fuck Isak

Been to the training ground lately?

[RS]

Welcome home sweet Prince. We’ve all forgiven the odd misdemeanour. Like when my wife spent a night with big Leroy from accounts. We forgive and move on. 

[GWN]

1 minute ago, Displayname said:

Been to the training ground lately?

 

 

Passed it , sorry i dont forgive easily, don't like it ?tough.

 

He has been a massive cock, he didn't need to fuck off to Spain to force his move but he has, do this behind close doors and be a man..............but no. 

[Displayname]

1 minute ago, RS said:

Welcome home sweet Prince. We’ve all forgiven the odd misdemeanour. Like when my wife spent a night with big Leroy from accounts. We forgive and move on. 

Sometimes you just need to keep the wife around for the kids you know.

[Displayname]

1 minute ago, GWN said:

 

 

Passed it , sorry i dont forgive easily, don't like it ?tough.

 

He has been a massive cock, he didn't need to fuck off to Spain to force his move but he has, do this behind close doors and be a man..............but no. 

Nah I get it, don't really have warm feelings towards Isak myself. 

But I love Newcastle more than I hate Isak, so whatever is best for the club is what I want.

[McCormick]

I’m happy for him to stay, like. More so to fuck over Liverpool than anything else. 

[Kimbo]

15 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

The minute he can't play football and loses his talent he will be fucked off and left on the scrap heap

Tbf we usually keep players around for years after that point.