Still not worthy of a thread

[BlueStar]

This Colombian fella Wolves have just got back from loans is an actual lunatic

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

He's my new favourite player. Havertz tried to fuck about, so fella choked him as he fell over. 

[BlueStar]

6 minutes ago, OCK said:

He's my new favourite player. Havertz tried to fuck about, so fella choked him as he fell over. 

 

While holding his other hand up to signal "I'm not doing anything"  The arse grabbing was even weirder. 

[80]

5 minutes ago, OCK said:

He's my new favourite player. Havertz tried to fuck about, so fella choked him as he fell over. 

Yeah, hadn't seen it until that clip. Looked relatively reasonable to me, expected far worse from the noise being made. More excusable than what Havertz did to start it.

[80]

1 minute ago, BlueStar said:

 

While holding his other hand up to signal "I'm not doing anything"  The arse grabbing was even weirder. 

The arse grabbing on the other hand... Wouldn't have blamed Jesus for getting his team to walk off the pitch.

[madras]

I had to leave the match at 4:35 yesterday to get to work, on leaving I spotted a group of about 15 mostly middle aged people, one woman had to be 70+, sat outside, most in Newcastle tops listening to the match. Told me they couldn't afford/couldnt get tickets so turn up for the atmosphere and to still feel part of it.

 

 

Edited August 18, 2024 by madras

[Jackie Broon]

1 minute ago, BlueStar said:

 

While holding his other hand up to signal "I'm not doing anything"  The arse grabbing was even weirder. 

 

Legitimately could get done for sexual assault if reported to police.

[gdm]

10 minutes ago, madras said:

I had to leave the match at 4:35 yesterday to get to work, on leaving I spotted a group of about 15 mostly middle aged people, one woman had to be 70+, sat outside, most in Newcastle tops listening to the match. Told me they couldn't afford/couldnt get tickets so turn up for the atmosphere and to still feel part of it.

 

 

 

Like a Taylor Swift concert 

[Disco]

Rangers ultra/fan (although there was a canny group) chinned the middle aged female St Johnstone supporters liason officer yesterday to nick a drum at half empty Hampden yesterday. Grim.

[Rafalove]

 

[HaydnNUFC]

I like Asim, but I read the first 5 words of that tweet and immediately thought;

 

[The Butcher]

[Mahoneys Tache]

Wildly ridiculous prediction:

 

Pep doesn’t renew his contract. Newcastle try to lure him. Staveley was Eddie’s biggest advocate. I think the Saudis would be very keen if he was available. 

[Miggys First Goal]

Always liked Pep. 
 

 

[Groundhog63]

 

[toon25]

On 17/08/2024 at 18:36, The Butcher said:

 

He's so utterly tiresome

[The Prophet]

Estevao injuring another player last night with a Harry Kane special of backing into a jumping player. I was hoping official might clamp down on it this season before someone gets seriously hurt.

[Dr.Spaceman]

[Likelylad]

Watching Monday Night football last night and I just think Gary Neville has some of the worst takes and it never really gets flagged up. 
Consistent bad shouts. No wonder Valencia was a complete disaster.

[Ben]

22 minutes ago, Likelylad said:

Watching Monday Night football last night and I just think Gary Neville has some of the worst takes and it never really gets flagged up. 
Consistent bad shouts. No wonder Valencia was a complete disaster.

 

Him and Carragher have an awful prediction record

[Kid Icarus]

Everyone does tbf. At least with Carragher he speaks like someone who has a grasp of what's going on at clubs, or at least he does with Newcastle. Neville leans on guesswork and makes these statements about us that don't line up with what we see. The last one being that we struggled last season because we were in the Champions League.

 

 

Edited August 20, 2024 by Kid Icarus

[Lush Vlad]

On 18/08/2024 at 12:32, madras said:

I had to leave the match at 4:35 yesterday to get to work, on leaving I spotted a group of about 15 mostly middle aged people, one woman had to be 70+, sat outside, most in Newcastle tops listening to the match. Told me they couldn't afford/couldnt get tickets so turn up for the atmosphere and to still feel part of it.

 

 

 

 

Reminds me of leaving a Liverpool away game back under Pardew or some other shit manager.  It was an early KO, I think we'd just gone 3-0 down and I was flagging after a heavy day and night before.  Tried getting back into the Arkle where we were before, but no away fans after the match.  Or so they said.  Pointed me to a pub down the road, flat iron, something like that.  Anyway, got offered plastics to go outside, which was to just go and stand on the street which was an odd, but actually kind of enjoyable experience.  They had the game on the radio with loads of the old boys attentively listening to it.   

[Miggys First Goal]

The shitshow that is Chelsea. 
 

 

[Kilcline]

11 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

The shitshow that is Chelsea. 
 

 

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[Big River]

"takeover from hell"  give me a break