Ketsbaia Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 I keep hoping we bump into these in Tynemouth and, once my Italian wife talks to them, we all become best friends. That's possible, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 2 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said: I keep hoping we bump into these in Tynemouth and, once my Italian wife talks to them, we all become best friends. That's possible, right? Yup, it is. Does your wife like football? If so, you’re as good as in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 1 minute ago, gbandit said: Yup, it is. Does your wife like football? If so, you’re as good as in Claims to, but not really Can provide her with a few go-to lines on the Metro though.... in the mad scenario that one turns up, of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 1 hour ago, Ketsbaia said: I keep hoping we bump into these in Tynemouth and, once my Italian wife talks to them, we all become best friends. That's possible, right? Buy yourself the same kind of dog (trade in current one if relevant or an issue—kids will understand) and spend every daylight hour there for a month. 100% get an invite for brunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 1 hour ago, Coffee_Johnny said: Buy yourself the same kind of dog (trade in current one if relevant or an issue—kids will understand) and spend every daylight hour there for a month. 100% get an invite for brunch. If she wears a Tonali toon top at the same time thats probably free match tickets to go with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 All of you wear Tonali facemasks. Including the dog. Without eyeholes of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki679 Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 56 minutes ago, elbee909 said: All of you wear Tonali facemasks. Including the dog. Without eyeholes of course. Would work best if he stood outside his house at night with all the gear on using torches under their chins to light their faces. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 5 minutes ago, loki679 said: Would work best if he stood outside his house at night with all the gear on using torches under their chins to light their faces. Ah yes, this is the traditional Italian way. Chant 'requiescat in pace' over and over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 10 hours ago, Ketsbaia said: I keep hoping we bump into these in Tynemouth and, once my Italian wife talks to them, we all become best friends. That's possible, right? Does your wife know you only married her in the off chance you bump into Tonali? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 5 hours ago, loki679 said: Would work best if he stood outside his house at night with all the gear on using torches under their chins to light their faces. 5 hours ago, elbee909 said: Ah yes, this is the traditional Italian way. Chant 'requiescat in pace' over and over. I think the traditional Italian way would be to driving around and honking their Lambretta horns late at night - that’s the standard ritual as far as I can tell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 1 hour ago, TRC said: Does your wife know you only married her in the off chance you bump into Tonali? She's aware Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 Same as I did with Brazilian. Best reason I can think of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 Really tough one. Who is fitter: Sandro's or Schar's lass? Both gorgeous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 2 hours ago, TRC said: Does your wife know you only married her in the off chance you bump into Tonali? 9 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Same as I did with Brazilian. Best reason I can think of. Same as I did with a lass from Stanley. And yes, we have subsequently bumped into Lewis Miley. So don’t let anyone tell you it doesn’t work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 (edited) That tache is rogue on your wedding day Edited July 3, 2025 by Fenham Mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 Should've been me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 2 minutes ago, TBG said: Should've been me. Sure you can grow a decent one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 21 minutes ago, samptime29 said: Really tough one. Who is fitter: Sandro's or Schar's lass? Both gorgeous. Bruno's Missus is up there too like, IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 1 hour ago, Fenham Mag said: That tache is rogue on your wedding day Reminds me of 70's cornstarch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki679 Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 I like that it seems to come as a surprise that young, rich footballers have attractive wives Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 1 hour ago, TBG said: Should've been me. For either of them! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 Good to see Vlachy D at the wedding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 25 minutes ago, Disco said: Good to see Vlachy D at the wedding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 'Vlachy D.' What a legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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