Jørgen Strand Larsen

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

We tried


MO lads MO

[Tisd09]

If we did sign would it still need to register him tomorrow lunch time to be eligible v Liverpool. 

 

Lad could become a cult hero instantly. 

 

 

[TK-421]

[r0cafella]

Just now, gdm said:

I assumed they want £60m and we are at £55m as it stands. I just cannot believe we’d pay either of they prices on an average striker who wolves paid £23m for in July 

We are absolutely desperate. The fact we've only bought players this summer (with the exception of Larsen if he comes in) who we have tracked forever tells me anything Mitchell did if anything was put in the bin.

[Yorkie]

4 minutes ago, gdm said:

If we pay £60m for him I never want to hear about PSR ever again

 

 that old chestnut.

[sempuki]

1 minute ago, gdm said:

I assumed they want £60m and we are at £55m as it stands. I just cannot believe we’d pay either of they prices on an average striker who wolves paid £23m for in July 

Would hope so. Can't see them turning down £37m profit in a month.

[SteV]

1 minute ago, relámpago blanco said:

He's had one mediocre season.

14 goals for a team that finished 16th is better than mediocre like.

 

And FWIW (prob not much) he had 13 for Celta Vigo in La Liga the season before.

[oldtype]

If we’re going to be extorted into paying 50m for Wissa I’d much rather pay 60m for a younger player of (arguably) similar quality. Both are ridiculous prices of course but that’s just a function of where we are this window.

[gdm]

1 minute ago, Yorkie said:

 

 that old chestnut.

It’s ridiculous tho. He’s not worth £30m nevermind £60m I know we are desperate but the talk was Ramos was going for £55m

 

 

Edited August 21, 2025 by gdm

[TRon]

2 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

He got an assist against us last season, he outmuscled Burn down our left hand side before getting the ball in, also hit the post twice and Dubs made a great point blank save to put one of his efforts on to the bar.

 

His movement when not in possession is excellent.

 

Think he's better than he appears, maybe could be described as a Chris Wood upgrade. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

£60M 

Utter woke nonsense 

[TheHoob]

I know basically nowt about him other than his double-barreled name pissed me off on the few times I've heard it on the telly. 

 

Sign him up. 

[On the Grid]

Whenever I've seen him I've liked what I saw....also striker 

[lovejoy]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6558640/2025/08/21/wissa-strand-larsen-newcastle-transfers/

[Harry 209]

Strand Larsen is significantly more prolific than Wissa at the same points in their respective careers. 

[Fak]

6 minutes ago, HalloNUFC said:

Another deal about to go off due to 5 million valuation difference?

 

We'll give 'em 55 and 5 more if they need it. 

[gdm]

I don’t hate the signing just the cost of it

[Tisd09]

2 minutes ago, SteV said:

14 goals for a team that finished 16th is better than mediocre like.

 

And FWIW (prob not much) he had 13 for Celta Vigo in La Liga the season before.

13 goals in La Liga you say? More than twice the return of Isak. Bargain 

[joeyt]

4 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

 

What a reference

[Ste]

[Tisd09]

Just now, gdm said:

I don’t hate the signing just the cost of it

Yep, if this was a Wilson replacement, earlier in the window around 35M/40M it would be great, these prices are desperation prices and the outcome of being let down by so many forward targets. 

 

 

[bobbydazzla]

[SUPERTOON]

Would imagine one of our journos to mention this soon, if there is any truth (The original source is very good mind).

[Harry 209]

7 minutes ago, SteV said:

14 goals for a team that finished 16th is better than mediocre like.

 

And FWIW (prob not much) he had 13 for Celta Vigo in La Liga the season before.

Wissa had 10 and 11 at the same point in his career.

[Elliottman]

When will people fucking learn that Eddie Howe knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. People love complaining if they don’t get their own way man.