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this f***ing bint on the BBC news saying 'if you don't want to know the score, look away now' then reading them out.  f***ing idiot.

 

Haha, I thought that too. Stupid bint.

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Half time.

 

Longest 15 minutes of the day plus that shitty hit the bar game over and over.

 

Or that hamster ball shite.

 

Agreed though, I can never be bothered to leave my seat at half-time, just to queue at the kiosk or the bogs.

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Some decent data capacity should be a priority for next season like.

 

There's no chance it's just an overloaded capacity like. It's literally impossible to get online there.

 

[/conspiracy]

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Imagine him interviewing Steve Coppell.

 

"So, Steve, can I ask you a really generic question?"

"Yes, go on then, I'm feeling adventurous."

"Would you say your team have got a chance today?"

"Yes, I think we do. It might be tricky, but we do."

"Thanks, Steve."

"It's OK, Manish. I'm off for a cup of tea. Would you care to join me?"

"No thank you. I need to catch up on Antiques Roadshow."

 

Actually, don't imagine that at all.

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Imagine him interviewing Steve Coppell.

 

"So, Steve, can I ask you a really generic question?"

"Yes, go on then, I'm feeling adventurous."

"Would you say your team have got a chance today?"

"Yes, I think we do. It might be tricky, but we do."

"Thanks, Steve."

"It's OK, Manish. I'm off for a cup of tea. Would you care to join me?"

"No thank you. I need to catch up on Antiques Roadshow."

 

Actually, don't imagine that at all.

possibly a good cure for insomnia

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People constantly claiming they'd prefer to make 'Tiote/Ben Arfa type signings'.

 

What, cheap signings that are brilliant?

 

It's basically like saying "I'd prefer to shag beautiful lasses with amazing bodies. And lots of them."

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People constantly claiming they'd prefer to make 'Tiote/Ben Arfa type signings'.

 

What, cheap signings that are brilliant?

 

It's basically like saying "I'd prefer to shag beautiful lasses with amazing bodies. And lots of them."

 

Exactly, very insightful!

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Never looked at this thread before but for me, > When linesmen give throw ins when the ball clearly hasn't gone COMPLETELY over the line.... Just a little slither of ball over the line and ITS OUT OF PLAY. f*** YOU LINESMAN

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Karen Brady.

 

It's irritating that she's managed to con so many people into believing that she's a decent human being by doing The Apprentice. The bitch is as cold and calculating as they come.

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Karen Brady.

 

It's irritating that she's managed to con so many people into believing that she's a decent human being by doing The Apprentice. The bitch is as cold and calculating as they come.

 

Don't think she's conned many people to be honest, most think she's horrible.

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