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We barely have a coherent transfer strategy ourselves but our owners are sabotaging Sunderland's deal for a new keeper

Not too arsed about this one, but fucking hell it's grating how Chelsea can just crack on and do as they please by bending the rules completely while we're absolutely hamstrung by the same ones.

Aye he’s clearly talented but part of me thinks we’ve dodged a bullet.

You didn’t have to share this one x

Starts a week on Monday right?

The problem is our owners are helping the "scummy six" at every turn. Whether that's buying their cast offs or poxy world club tournaments

Big Alex sticking the boot in. Seems to be mixed reports on whether we moved for Mbuemo or by the time we did he'd already picked Man United, not that it really matters like.

Tried to get an AI to do me a picture of Lee Bowyer in a skirt, but the AI said I was a sick bastard.

Don't think it was ever specifically stated, but apparently it required an operation to avoid affecting the rest of his career.

Bollocks you're trying to say he was injured since January. Last couple of months yes. Howe didn't say shit until the end of the season. The main point though is that he was injured the last couple of month, then you certainly don't want. DCL as his replacement. As for penalties that's part and parcel of a striker's game. Let's take them of Salah's, Harland's or even Shearer's totals

Decent player, no doubt but not top, top level and has dick-like tendencies. Not that disappointed tbh

I don't mind if we're careful, with the game so rigged in favour of the scummy six we have to be smart. We can't afford to waste money, when we're trying fight with two arms tied behind our backs.

Meh, I convinced myself he'd be good for us, but in all honesty he doesn't look like a £60m player to me. I know the market is crazy, but surely there is better value to be had elsewhere

Any chance you cunts could maybe find the checkbook?

Well i'm being at bit more expansive than that, i'm thinking a nice player who can play both wide and up top. As yet unnamed, but i don't doubt we'll have someone lined up.

I really thought we were going to spring into action after the Everton game and splurge

DCL or Wilson

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile Rixy is a fucking …….. Remember our fans singing that randomly on the super tram when we beat Sheff Wed 2-0 back in 1999. Think it was the day Shearer announced he was retiring from international football after Euro 2000.

I'm looking at it this way, we didn't get Ekitike, we went and got Isak. We didn't get Pedro, we went and got ??????? Prefer it that way, keeps me happy.

Yeah was surprised they went for him after they secured the Francis Jeffers and John Solako deals

Rumours abound a personal intervention from Graham Rix got it over the line.

I've been banging this drum for a while but I hope our failure to land Perdo leads to a slight tweak in what appears to be our strategy. We already know our starting XI is a match for anyone, we've seen it plenty of times. A quality starter at RW would be an obvious upgrade and a new CB would be ideal due to Schar & Burn being the wrong side of 30 but otherwise I think our best XI is brilliant. The problem is the drop off as soon as one of our key players gets injured. Schar/Burn/Botman isn't bad and Barnes is a good backup to Gordon but aside from that we're miles off it. Obviously bringing players in who aren't fancied by our rivals (eg recent injuries, form) because they are available for less financial outlay is a risk, but so is leaving us short on depth heading into a PL/Champions League season. If we could bring in an immediate starter at RW and then spread the rest of the budget across CB, CM and CF - players who aren't going to walk straight into the side but offer a solid alternative to flogging Bruno, Tonali and Isak three times a week then I'd be happy with that.