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£35m. Welcome to Fulham or Brentford.

Kerkez, Frimpong and Wirtz. I reckon they’ll sign Guehi and be done.

Seria A clincher tonight!! Napoli Cagilari Como Inter

It's a no-brainer, we gotta be in on that deal. His goals and assists the last two seasons have been crazy! Isak, Gordon, Barnes, Mbeumo, Murphy – that's an insane front line!

Your use name suits you, as that post deserves to be blown to smithereens.

Trafford, Mbeumo, and spunk the rest on some random Brazillian bloke I reckon

I am but it's a direct quote from iNews haha

Why are you talking like some android? I thought you were one of us?

Mbeumo, make it so!

Newcastle need numbers and, as Howe pointed out, they are yet to replace Elliot Anderson, Miguel Almiron or Lloyd Kelly. They want players for each of those positions plus a couple of marquee signings (a centre-back and right-sided forward) to take them to the next level.

Definitely not rattled. At all

From NBC to make it all as clear as possible:

'Losing a final to Tottenham is like being friend zoned by a prostitute' - Best line I've heard so far.

our captain who won our first trophy in forever ffs

Do they need him?

Bournemouth 3-1 Leicester Fulham 1-2 Man City Ipswich 2-2 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Palace Man United 1-2 Villa Newcastle 2-0 Everton Forest 2-1 Chelsea Southampton 0-3 Arsenal Spurs 2-2 Brighton Wolves 2-2 Brentford

Won’t we all Not long now. Can’t bloody wait. Into them!

Possibly but it means another midfielder coming in and Murphy further forward.

I'd much prefer it goes like this

It's impossible for anyone outside the team to say someone isn't a good captain ffs.

All we need to do is bang in the first goal and all of us will relax.

I think we’ll come out the traps on roids and fuck them up. Doing it for Big Joe marras!

Would that not just be playing three CBs still though?

I think we'll win but it'll go like this: Man City will start winning, then Chelsea will start winning, we will still be at nil nil, there will be a forum meltdown, then a winning goal from us at the death.