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But they've just spent £20m on a cent....oh right

Looks incredibly German

Newcastle sell out their ground though. City give tickets away for free at student parties.

Linked with Juve this morning.

Maybe Tomori then.

Sounds like a club who always have empty seats to me Yet they keep expanding

I bet he turns out class.

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Imagine the equivalent of their weird Sam Fender obsession - one of us turning up to Wembley with a “Love Dan Burn, hate Lauren Laverne” flag, where she’s being beheaded by BDB and people posing with it. Complete hillbilly freaks. J D Vance FC.

Sounds like a club who knows PSR won't be an issue soon.

They're seriously unhinged

Well 'Sensible Sunderland' that's one theory. But have you ever considered the possibility that a lad from North Shields may just genuinely be a passionate Newcastle fan? We all know deep down why Sam Fender tortures their cold, barren souls. They do too. There is simply no other successful mainstream artist in the world who has such an intrinsic connection with a sports team. Newcastle United is synonymous with Sam Fender, he flies our flag everywhere he goes, there'll be Sam Fender fans in America for example who won't have a clue about the PL but they'll like us because of Sam Fender, likewise, his name was on the back of our shirts during our finest hour. Yeah I know the Gallagher brothers are big City fans, Ed Sheeran is balls deep in all things Ipswich and Elton John owns Watford etc but how many Ipswich shirts are you likely to see at an Ed Sheeran concert, how many Watford flags get flown at an Elton John concert? Newcastle and Sam Fender go hand in hand and it sickens the mackems cause they know they don't have anyone or anything that compares nor will they ever. They hate that Geordie culture exists and is well known outside the region. There is no such thing as Mackem culture, everything they do is a tacky imitation of us.

Horrible feeling Spurs away.

Have you never been to Millwall away?

Would there be much footballing passion in an orgy typically ?

I'm sure if they ask nicely, next year Beyonce or someone will lift the Play-Off Final winning trophy aloft with Luke O'Nien or something.

10+ million Euros for a 21-year-old 6ft 4 Italian national defender. We should really be working that pool of available players.

I'm expecting a transfer like Tonali.

Opening day: Chelsea (H) Boxing Day: Sunderland (A) Final Game: Fulham (A)

Our first ever Gold Cup thread happening when the tournament is at its most irrelevant

Fucking Brighton cunts. About as much footballing passion and in that club as an orgy in a care home. Fucking twats.

Should be an insanely interesting day of nothing.

Think this is just being played in empty stadiums.

Looks fly as fuck, it’s a go from me. 👍🏻