All Activity

For all the transfers going that’s the least annoying one I can think of. He was never good enough. Home grown or not

Let's start a campaign to get the players to swear like pirates at every interview, that will stop this bullshit

Gonna be a long fucking summer

Does he actually have any affinity to the club or area? He just ended up in our youth system due to his dad, didn't he? Can't imagine he'd have agreed to an inevitable bench role for us.

We wouldn't be bidding for him if we didn't know the crack like.

Sky saying he wants to go to a club where he’d be first choice striker. This is after it being reported he’d be happy playing on the right. Honest to god.

He could be key to them staying up in a transitional season, so selling him for £40m+ next season is worth the loss of £20m this season.

Worrying, but we did know this already.

Time to...

Nobody say it or I swear to God...

That's an astonishing quote.

SSN: £50m bid rejected

He can fuck off like his fat dad

Absolutely blew my mind that. Aside from the complete lack of curiosity to go anywhere surely he was regularly on the team plane that would have come in to land from the coast.

That's quite damning,mind

Thumped 5-1 at Chelsea:

My favourite thing about Woodman was that he lived here for about 6 years before realising Newcastle had a beach

Who's that then?

Probably wouldn't have wanted to come back to be fair to him, even if he would play the same role for us as he will at Liverpool

And a fun & laughter bar.

That's an annoying one if he's happy playing second fiddle. Would have been a great home grown cheat code.

Near enough £70m for a badly is insane work. Fair play to Brentford, though. They know Man U will pay.

we plan on doing what?