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2 for Bournemouth. They look great tbh

Bournemouth goal direct from a corner. Dyche will explode

Clear pen. Embarrassing the ref missed it at the time

Nah, this just isn't fair. First they're throwing it long and now they're passing it long too. Bang out of order THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL

Do Brentford even realise who the fuck they're playing against tonight? They've moved Daamsgard into a different position and didn't even have the respect to let Slot know in advance? Can you fucking believe that? Getting ideas above their station and needs to be addressed immediately. PL statement NOW

Came from a long throw - rule it out. That's not remotely fair. How are Brentford allowed to just throw the ball into the box like that in that manner? Disgraceful. Not even football, doesn't even count, it's still 0-0 technically

It's undoubtedly a statement win however you look at it. To go to Chelsea, fall behind early and still come away with 3 points is an excellent result. They've started the season really well - benefitting from a very favourable fixture list it has to be said, but they've got points on the board and are playing with confidence as a result. Lowest they'll finish now is probably about 15th, fair play

My own theory is that they've been having unofficial discussions with the Freemen, the council, environmental agencies etc for at least a year in order to thrash out a future planning application in the future that should sail through once it's actually official. I have no evidence whatsoever to back this theory up, just a hunch

Confidently predict that that bloke doesn't even like football. M60 jacket, half and half scarf, Chelsea home shirt with the 'club World cup' winners shit on it. I'm ignoring the Trump/Palmer shite as AI drivel. He's a piece of shit, guaranteed

I'm not saying he's shit but he's done virtually nothing since he moved. It's almost as if anything he does that's positive is deliberately blown out of all proportion so they can use it as a reason to justify how much money Isreal have wasted on him. Like there's an agenda that's been pushed out to the media to ejaculate over simple things he's doing to deflect criticism over his signing and the amount of money they've wasted on him. This narrative is being pushed on this specific player 100%

The ridiculous and overarching craving to highlight how good Wirtz now apparently looks in games is in overdrive. I'm listening to pundits wax lyrical about this lad but it's almost like they've been told they've got to big him up as he's cost so much and he can't fail as Liverpool have spent so much money on him he simply has to be good - the alternative is that they've spunked £115m up the wall and that narrative just isn't allowed. The grip that club and their installed media shills have is incredible

Problem is that every other manager has now seen that and will flag it up as a possible danger. Works in our favour insofar as teams won't want to press too deep as they know Barnes (or Gordon or Elanga) will be looking to make a deep run from inside our own half and Pope is capable of releasing them. If teams over-commit to the press then they have the Pope throw to deal with, if they don't press us then we have more time on the ball to bring it out and play it through midfield. It's daft but that one goal could help us for the rest of the season

The piece of shit is essentially anonymous whenever he plays. Stinking the place out every week, doing fuck all, scoring fuck all and seeing his reputation tank as each passing game goes by. Inject the cunt - the Newcastle system and the service it gave him has made him, he's a great striker (provided the whole team is geared towards feeding him). Isreal FC aren't doing that and he looks like pigshit each week. It's delightful tbph

Liverpool have a load of talent but they're not a good team, they're winging it and relying on individuals to get the job done. It's fair enough and it'll get them so far but when they do meet a genuinely good team then they'll fuck it. They're poorly managed. I'll go out on a limb and say they'll win nothing this season

Would be simply hideous if Frankfurt approached the match aggressively and decided to fly into tackles without any thought or care for the safety of their opponents tonight. Really hope that doesn't happen

The fact a Pot 2 team (Benfica) got steamrollered by a Pot 4 team (us) on the same night that one Pot 3 team knocked 6 past another Pot 3 team suggests the whole 'Pot' system needs to get in the fucking bin as far as this format is concerned. The pots that teams are in initially are just fucked and it's going to be a free for all this year. Just coefficient buffing for the big names to try and make it as cushy as possible for them to keep the gravy train rolling down the tracks

Beat the Belgian champions and the Portugese 2nd place team 7-0 on aggregate, lost to the Spanish champions 2-1. We're better than we think we are on this level. We're seriously fucking punching. We're more than capable of knocking a few big cunts out too tbh

Just need to take 4 points from Bilbao and Marseille. Not easy but definitely doable. That'll put us on 10 from 5, get to maybe 17 with a good GD and we're in good shape and in with a shout at top 8 and a bye. Fucking brilliant tonight but it's still a job to be finished properly. Need to see this out, goal difference will definitely come into it

He's mint. Already class and will get even better when he's got someone to link with 10 yards ahead of him. You can see he's coming too deep but his holdup and vision are both already top notch. Get Wissa fit and start them both and we'll springboard and be fucking flying, we're so fucking close man

Need a strong ref for this one, Mourinho's bullshit means they'll 100% collapse as soon as they feel any contact and if we get a weak ref then it'll be frustrating all night. They'll want to break play as much as possible and keep things as tight as possible and they'll be more than happy with a point, I'm already sick of Mourinho's horseshit and I've not had to listen to him for years

Fair play to them, I wasn't expecting an away win this afternoon and genuinely didn't think they had that performance in them, not at Anfield anyway

Always looked like a bad fit from day 1. Dyche is a horrorshow though, they'll be lucky to stay up from this point on

Because their very reason for existing is to be the exact opposite of Newcastle. Every single aspect of their lives involves Newcastle, they have no other identity whatsoever. They're whatever Newcastle aren't, they believe in whatever Newcastle don't, they can't tell you who or what they are or what they believe in without mentioning Newcastle. They're the lump of shit hanging out of the parasite's arsehole of the thing that's currently living on Newcastle ...and they know it. And it eats them up from the inside every single day of their lives. They're completely unknown, minor and irrelevant without Newcastle

I was under the impression the yutes of today are heading back to physical media and the likes of CDs, cassettes, vinyl and DVDs are making a bit of a comeback?

Decided to down tools completely in order to force his transfer to those cunts and has completely fucked it. One of his prime seasons is already in tatters because he's deliberately chosen to be a cunt about things and sabotaged his own career. Had be chosen to be professional then he'd be up to speed, at a club of his choosing and with a World Cup to look forward to But he didn't. And he isn't. He went down the cunt route and now he's reaping his rewards - he's a reprehensible piece of shit. The more shit things that happen to him the better