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Lazaar isn't Latin

This level of heist by Wolves makes Ocean's Thirteen look like nicking a packet of crisps from the school canteen.

I thought the Ginger Pirlo nickname was a joke; but having watched him over the last three years I think it's fair to say that Pirlo could only ever aspire to be the Tanned Colback.

I hope ya flip some guy the bird, He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve, In front of the Beatles' tour bus, A Bookmobile and a Mack truck, Hauling hazardous biological waste, The light turns red you have no brakes, And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape, So you can see the look on your face, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, I hope your Pinto begins to spin, Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran, Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner, And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner, Perhaps even the British Royal Family, And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy, And we can't forget the newlyweds, And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead, I hope this helps to emphasize, I hope this helps to clarify, I hope you die, I hope your cellmate thinks he's God, But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob", Serving time again for abuse of a corpse, Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse, While he masturbates to photos of livestock, He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock, Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance", And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson, And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin, And whatever happens next is all a blur, But you remember "fist" can be a verb, And when you finally regain consciousness, You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress, And the prison guard looks the other way, 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day, I hope this helps to emphasize, I hope this helps to clarify, I hope you die, ...I hope you die!.

He even looks at the referee

Worst thing about Shelvey is that he's supposed to be one of our main players this year. Some people don't handle responsibility well. Will damage trust between him and the manager, fans and other players. What a melt.

orlando trustfull Correct

No sir

What's the food?

Years Team Apps (Gls) 1989–1990 Haarlem 14 (0) 1990–1992 SVV/Dordrecht '90 50 (1) 1992 Twente 9 (1) 1992–1996 Feyenoord 78 (13) 1996–1997 Sheffield Wednesday 19 (3) 1997–2001 Vitesse 53 (6) Total

I'd imagine so.

Adrian Bakalli?

I could probably get my friend Joe to come - he met LFEE when in town and wants to go see Newcastle.

Yeeeeeees pleeeeeease

Would you prefer 290 minutes of Merino or 3 Seasons of Colback?

Minimal to non-existent

Compare the identity of the German teams that signed Merino and Abeid, therein shall lie your answer.

He started two games, out of position, last season. Suggest we'd need a few more stages between underwhelming and solid. Having caught sight of him during his year at Osasuna and followed the story of his transfer to BVB, I'm confident that he's a talented player and means an area of weakness - central midfield - is addressed, therefore leaving us a striker short of what I consider the bare minimum. It's just my opinion but I think there's a player in there and a first choice rotation of Shelvey, Hayden and Merino would have a lot of promise.

He's a good player. Would upgrade our summer from underwhelming to solid if this happens. Vast upgrade over Colback.

Can't wait to blame the Medea when this goes wrong.

Love a good ninja signing

He leaves with my best wishes and I'm happy he rehabilitated his image with us. As an aside though, yet another player who couldn't get a role at an actual club on leaving us.

Where?

Eeeeesh. That's lbw