Sifu

Not to sound like a broken record or anything but a bit more ambition and a scenario where we didn't sell Cabaye could have saw us signing Remy on a permanent transfer. We're screwed next season like, the distinct lack of firepower upfront is frightening.

Let's hope he never plays football again. He doesn't deserve to.

Should Ben Arfa leave (which is looking to be the case unfortunately), hope he succeeds at whichever club he goes, just to, once and for all, show up Pardew for being the c*** and fraud that he is. Most of the media seem to have forgotten the Tevez/Mascherano situation - look where they are now under managers who are not Pardew...

Right, that's it, Pardew's reached a level which I thought was unreachable but he's done it: he's a bigger cunt than Souness and Allardyce put together. Well done cunt, you've excelled yourself.

Didn't realise Birmingham were doing that s****...

The world's run by cunts.

I'm hoping for a nice surprise tomorrow morning with regards to this c***. Please f*** off. My workmate kept commenting on how angry I was tonight when we were watching the game, I think he's understanding...

Interesting proposal and one which I actually like the sound of...

Well, this is an unexpected turn of events...but good on Ben Arfa for standing up for himself. The amount of shit he has to endure from Pardew is sickening - it's always "Hatem this, Hatem that" but it's never any other player in the spotlight. Fuck Pardew, vive Ben Arfa.

It's the hope that will destroy you. Fuck this season.

Adieu Hatem

There's always something to ruin weekends even when we're not playing...

Logic doesn't exist amongst our management/ownership.

This team is just going to become more detestable if we sign this cunt. Just fuck right off.

I'd give up football altogether personally.

Tradition over everything else every single day.

A cunt replacing a cunt? Ashley would love that purely because he'll know it would piss us off. (And no, Sherwood can fuck off...we'll take Sir Les).

No brainer for me. Has to Martinez, his ethos is exactly the kind I would love here. His positive attacking playing style is what we've been craving for ages, he would undoubtedly get the best out of our attacking players (Ben Arfa for one). (Didn't like how he defended McManaman for that horror tackle on Haidara though, rather cuntish to defend a cunt).

Shola's going to play for us well into his 40s isn't he? It's a twisted version of Giggs' situation.

At least Moyes has finally succeeded in what he set out to do in the first place...getting Everton above Man U. Man U's shitness this season has been amusing, it has to be said. Even though we've been far worse than them this season, the simple matter of laughing at Man U for once was/has been refreshing and for them to have that unfamiliar "hopelessness" feeling was something to behold. Kudos David.

Townsend needs to fuck right off. Cunt.

I may avoid watching our game at Anfield for the following reasons: - We'll lose 6-0. - Can't bear to see them lift the PL trophy. - Us (players/management) clapping them on and off. How the fuck has it come to this. Hats off to Rodgers for all of this.

Dejecting.

These cunts are staying up aren't they? Fuck this shit, fuck football.

It is, the video is on the BBC sport website. The horrendous narcissistic c*nt says it without a hint of shame. I thought that was a pisstake. That quote genuinely horrifies me.