Colos Short and Curlies

1st July wasn't it?

Don't forget Kelly and Longstaff fees taking a further £30m from that

Did the PL adopt the UEFA treatment? We'd actually get a 5 year benefit under the PSR calcs then - £50m in years 1 and 5, £100m in 3 and 4 and £15 in year 3 with the losses being a 3 year rolling. Assuming a £150m profit for simplicity.

well the gangster was/is called Pancake and I’m sure with our heritage we can find a sausage roll

IIRC Liverpool have the ok to the move but Gerrard got cold feet when (allegedly) some scouse gangsters put the pressure on

you can wrap things up in signing on bonuses etc to get to an agreement

Reckon we could turn him into a striker?

All I know after some YouTube scouting is that Sesko would score some sesky goals for us

We aint getting Simmons now unfortunately. The other 5 + Elanga puts us in a much better position overall than at the end of last season, but we've lost someone who is capable of a bit of magic to turn a game which Sesko and Elanga would have to bring to the table

Should just pour in on Sesko if Isak is away

Stick on parity with Bruno and bring him in! (if for nothing other than the fact that no accent says Donnarumma better than a drunk Geordie)

Why would PSG want Costa and why would Costa want to go there to sit on the bench. Unless we're buying Donnarumma!

She's no Mark Clattenburg

Ultimately winning it, but really having a team capable of getting semis/final and ready for the winning push.

How many seasons do you reckon we need before giving the Champions League a good go? I reckon PIF will want us to be in the CWC in 2033 as it is the forerunner to WC2034, that gives a window of 2028/29 - 2031/32 to qualify so really until summer 2028 to really position ourselves as regular CL qualifiers and ready to challenge in any one of those 4 years. That's the play imo and we'll see a ramp up in aggressiveness now to get there

Never listening to it again then

Trent must have had a decent signing on fee if he can afford an airline

The numbers aren't quite right - they don't include National Insurance (I'll assume no pension!) so it's more like £65k a week

I don't see how you can argue with City having the highest shirt deal I. The premier League and it's not that out of kilter with the rest. If anything is say Liverpool have been shafted here.

'- signs for Chelsea' Nah, he's coming here third time lucky

1995 we bought Sir Les, Warren 'middle parting' Barton, Shaka and Daveed Ginola 2005 was the summer of Side Parting Scott Parker, the little racist Emre, Albert unluque, he who shall not be named and Tim Krul 2015 saw the Chancellor, Wijnaldum, Motto and Thauvin. So basically we like a shopping spree when the year ends in a 5

How much you reckon we get for sponsoring a stand? £5m a stand a year? And could we buy the Stack for £1 then get Adidas and Sela to put £5m into that? Fuck it, let's sponsor the pitch gradient whilst I'm on one

This won't land well but I'd like to see Isak drop into a free roaming role and this land as the spearhead. Unless of course this creates a Demba Ba dummy spit, then Isak stays upfront There's 20 goals a piece in that partnership and I reckon Isak would really enjoy the freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants to whatever defence takes his fancy

I like to think that some rich gits scan transfer rumours then schedule random flights for no reason other than shits and giggles

Haven't even made it that far, they're all looking for flights to Sunderland airport