Colos Short and Curlies

2023. Newcastle win the league cup

I love it when sequential posts unintentionally make perfect sense

Sod that, we want Ando's reaction to a last minute winner that gets us the league or a cup

One of the party has come down with Covid and has been hanging around with 3 others. I may yet get the evening free……

He's going to double his 'headed goals from corners at Wembley' on Sunday

That's Murphy on his own!

Do Man U throw many crosses in? Corners yes, but (yes just from highlights) most of their play seems to be through the channels and slipped balls to the strikers rather than hoisting them in from the wings

I reckon the judge would let me off

90th birthday for the wife’s gran. table was booked for 12, all good if a little tight for kick off. Restaurant called today asking if we could move booking to 1. fucking nightmare!

Really wish this was genuine

Might be worth a cheeky bet on Mr Windup getting a yellow card on Sunday. He's been booked by David Coote in the last 3 games he's reffed for us

Icing on this delicious cake is of course Ancelotti being an ex Everton manager

I'd go the other way - the pressure of him coming on against Liverpool would give a good chance of a mistake coming in just further ramping up the pressure before Saturday. He's going to be fine, we may concede, he may make 10 world class stops to win us the game or he make a small rick that leads to a goal. The same applies to De Gea. Bruno being back is bigger than Pope missing out and I'm stupidly confident that our back 4 is going to the human embodiment of Hadrian's Wall (just maybe without the 5 mile gap either side of it!).

ripping the arse out of people is an unfortunate phrase to use in a rant about gays like :-)

For the sake of 2(?) games Dubs has lost the chance to bookend what has been a pretty good stint here with match winning performances against Man U. Instead he has the chance to be a pointless answer on cup winners in the 2020s

Got City, Wolves and Forest after the final before a free weekend. If we can limp 4 from those (should be aiming for 6) then a boot camp and refresh before another decent set of fixtures to put a run together.

I had a look at this earlier expecting to see massive underperformance compared to the seasons before and after but it was only Chelsea who really underperformed in 11/12. points wise we were pretty much 5th or 6th based on average points per position back then.

Is he though? By all accounts other than the Miggy moment he seems decent enough off the pitch

Fake Bruno OG anyone?

I think Howe will win trophies but fall just short of the title. would love to be wrong

A US coach will win the premier league in the next 10 years. Probably before another English coach does

Always speaks well of us

Leeds will hit the panic button on one of Lampard, Gerrard, Rooney or Bruce.

Mason's apparently been sacked

Unless Kompany is the mole of course