danswan

Have you been in Alan Oliver's time machine? Just taking the piss out of the way they refute each other's articles most of the time. Even though they probably share an office. Gotcha.

Have you been in Alan Oliver's time machine?

What a good idea. It's quite clear ''King Kev'' can't manage anymore, he's fucking past it, why can't people just accept this? He's been out of football for 3 years, and look at our team, we aren't European contenders anymore, we are a joke. Now, under Keegan, not Allardyce we are in a relegation battle. Since Keegan has been in charge we have conceded 13 goals in 5 league games! How is this acceptable? In the same amount of time we have scored a meager 3 goals. We are now 6 points off the relegation zone, player morale is the lowest I've seen it in a very long time but the supporters need to wake up and see Keegan has lost it. Allardyce was doing things with this club, Keegan no longer has the ability to do so. Are you on crack? btw, @ Kaka, what I said before wasn't a dig at you, it was just the general feeling on here, summed up by the above post

If there's one manager I have faith in, who won't pick players on reputation and will not let players live on past glories it is Keegan. This man quietly moved on players like David Kelly, Gavin Peacock, Micky Quinn and replaced them with better. You can't live on the past, he has consistently proved to be an excellent football manager and will come good for us again. There seems to be a large group of people who post on here who seem to have subscribed to the shit in the popular press which states that Keegan is a nice bloke who likes everyone to attack, does not understand tactics and thinks training revolves around playing cards. This is not the Kevin Keegan who dragged us, Fulham and Man City out of the shit and established us in the top tier. He isn't off to a great start, granted. However he will turn us round, get everyone pulling in the right direction and he will get rid of anyone who isn't good enough or commited enough to help him do that. As far as I'm concerned this is guaranteed based on what he has done before and the character of the man which we already know. I know a lot of it is wind-ups, but some of the shit posted on here beggars belief.

I know you're trying to be zany, but please tell me that you're joking as in you think he's from Newcastle. I don't know where he's from, thought it was Newcastle or surrounding areas but obviously not. Not sure what your problem is with me. I said Steve Howey, and he's a Mackem. Thought you would all be up in arms tbh.

If I hadn't actually smoked that crack, would this post be relevant?

Steve Howey

I still find it difficult to believe that they haven't changed their nickname from The Cottagers to something less predatorily homosexual.

Keegan?

I don't understand. So we might have to play, say, Man United 3 times in one season, whereas others wouldn't have to? How could they make this fair? I have no other objection to it to be honest, if it was only one fixture.

Good question.

He donated all his medals to the NUFC museum.

Last time Keegan was here he disbanded the reserve team. It is obvious that he would prefer everything outside of immediate first team affairs to be delegated elsewhere, and we are trying to get someone with immense respect and knowledge of the game based abroad to help us out. I really can't see how this could be a negative.

Where's the link between Wise and Kemsley? There isn't a strong one, they simply all know one another going back to Wise's Chelsea days when Jimenez was heavily involved. Relating to the original post, not so much jobs for the boys as jobs for the ones you trust. Nor would I describe Kemsley as a t***, ruthless c*** maybe, just like Ashley. Neither got seriously wealthy by being nice, two peas in a pod. My swear filter is off. Why am I seeing stars?

Average-sized Al

Better than Ameobi. Wouldn't have got so far in Europe without him but, in the grand scheme of things, not good enough. Nice words though, think he will always get a good reception here.

So every single player we are linked to abroad just wants a better contract? Except the shit ones, yes.

If Gazza had not knacked himself there might have been some competition. Pedro all the way.

What's a sideline?

Keegan will sign unknown players as well as superstars you know. Some may not work out (Mathie), other could turn out to be inspired buys (Cole). Lets wait and see.

Congratulations. Thanks, but it's not that great and I'll ask Chris Mort very soon if he has a job for me at the club. I can be a scout and go to Rotterdam to watch Kuyt. You'd be better off getting yourself along to Amsterdam to watch cunt, tbh. Who the hell is cunt?? Mike Cunt. If you say it out loud, it sounds like a rude word!

I had never heard of Ginola before he arrived here. This is the sort of buy I'm hoping for. Surely not too much to ask for??

I rang them up when they dropped Sky One and Sky Sports News and said they were my two favorite channels (lies). Got my 2Mb Connection upped to 20Mb permanently and 6 months of sky sports free.

Superstars? I think I was too young to see that one but I do remember Brian Jacks inventing a new way to do squat thrusts, using grease. Brian Jacks was the Superstars Champion.