Ronaldo

Nee shit mate Santon was barely better, tbh. Nonsense.

Again proving we need him here until he loses it, not before. As if Mitrovic would have missed that. Nothng special about that goal except tons of luck that the ball simply looped over the goalkeeper due to the deflection. Stop being so biased, man.

Haidara needs to wake the fuck up and learn how to defend.

Goal machine.

Ridiculous, man. Applause for a plane crash.

I meant more from a defend from the front perspective. The 3 behind Cisse.

I think our defence is absolutely there for the taking, as usual. Just gotta hope the midfield protect them.

Nee playa, like.

I'm fairly glad you're not deed, anyway.

What in the fucking hell is that, you weirdo?

I have to say I'd pretty much always have Sissoko in my team.

Oh yeah, at Newcastle United we have a glorious reputation of class to protect from bad men who cheat on women. Last chance to get a fee of any sorts, man. Just listen to yourself. You've become an Ashley whore.

I don't get it either. Even in a shit team that doesn't create chances he'll generally get you 1 in 2. If any player should be retained until he's physically no longer capable of playing in the PL it's Cisse. He's not going to fetch a high transfer tee or owt.

there's currently three ahead of Williamson though, if cisses sold Austin is pretty much essential. A forward is, not necessarily Austin. A proven PL goalscorer is. I don't see an alternative. Doesn't have to be PL. What I mean is we have athrough the middle, gets on the end of stuff striker already. I can't see those two striking up a partnership so I'd rather, if we are buying another forward, buy one who maybe more rounded than Mitrovic, capable of playing the supporting striker etc. It does have to be the PL. We're not in a position to pay big bucks for a proven goalscorer from elsewhere who could easily turn out to be another Soldado.

there's currently three ahead of Williamson though, if cisses sold Austin is pretty much essential. A forward is, not necessarily Austin. A proven PL goalscorer is. I don't see an alternative.

there's currently three ahead of Williamson though, if cisses sold Austin is pretty much essential. Yep. You could argue there's 4 ahead of Williamson, too.

Taken about 3 years for the "Everton, hard to break down" garbage to finally be disproven. We are incredibly easy to score against. Not under Moyes you weren't.

Bang.

He'd have lasted about an hour here by the sounds of it.

PvA hasn't improved one bit since leaving us 5 years ago, like. Wonder what the fuck happened there.

A destitute man's Bellamy.

Perez isn't that quick, mind. Certainly not on the same scale as Aarons and Sissoko.

Thank fuck the PL is back. Brilliant game.

Mourinho looks angry and vengeful.

Max Gradel could play for Chelsea? Right.