Ronaldo

1-1 ffs. I wish Parky would just piss off. Klopp's a fucking legend, man. As if his favourite band is Genesis. If the club had taken a different trajectory 8 years ago he'd be our manager.

Stifler: Doctorate in being needlessly thick all of the time.

Same.

Yeah said Shawcross and Shelvey a couple of weeks back. They're exactly the sort of players we need and would be abundantly realistic if the club's ambition was any sort of reflection of its potential.

Reeks of when Pardew played 3 DMs in Jonas, Perch and Tiote against this lot at home and got absolutely battered.

What a game of football.

Would've been some goal.

Suarez broke Aymen big time there.

GNev not in charge yet? I really want him to do well for some reason.

Onto butchering Spanish now, Nees?

Moyes is very good but he'd take one look at our players and rightly run a mile. All wrong for his style.

Busy making his bed. Fuck I love Spain.

As much as I hate Mourinho I actually don't want him sacked because this shit is just too funny.

Bowyer said West Ham should've stuck with Allardyce in the summer because 'they wouldn't get relegated' under him.

High five.

He is, which makes it hilarious that he'd probably constitute an improvement.

Sharpest managerial minds indeed. Like the time he played 3 defensive midfielders at home to Liverpool and still lost 6-0.

Look at the fucking state of that. A 50-year-old man for fuck sake.

Not like Luke Edwards to get his facts wrong.

Keys absolutely correct on every point there.

His English is fine, he's just doesn't use it.

Gosling never stops to be fair to him.

Shearer was a winner. Balls, heart, ability. Nowt in common with the current shower and wouldn't get anything out of them. Probably more than 10 points, mind.

Elliot's been shit. He is fucking shit.

2 wins out of 14 and a loss to Sheff Wed's reserves in the cup. Any other club would've started sharpening the knife weeks ago.