NEEJ

There's no way that's a bloke. No way.

All those fans that refused to slate him or hound him out at the Hull City game. This was for you. Well done. Be proud of yourselves.

Would be great if it was sung slowly. It would be even better if people got the words right too. Depressing how many people are too lazy to even get the chorus right.

There's no way that was a woosh.

He's ill. The bloke is genuinely ill in the head. He needs therapy and should not be working.

No way, man?

And? He's, at least in some sense, on the payroll. Mention it next time you're on it. I'll try and get on tomorrow night, Ronaldo. We'll see. You need to lay into Lowes, man. Lay into that fat ugly c*** and make him cry.

Of course they won't. They'll boo at the final whistle then turn around and walk out in silence. Fully expect another multi-goal shafting, may not even watch the f***er tbh. It's absolutely mental, man.

Surely if it all goes tits up again on Sunday the crowd will turn on him? Shirley?

Anyone hear that rendition of YNWA from the Liverpool fans at the end of the match there? What on earth was that?

Hasn't grafted enough.

You'll all be sorry when we get relegated. You all wanted a cup run and you got one.

Open goal, man. OPEN GOAL!

He should never have been dumped in this situation in the first place. Bunch of amateurs.

Came in here to say exactly that.

What was Williamson doing, man? Absolutely woefully out of his depth. As is Alnwick.

When he first signed he didn't make a single tackle for three whole games or something, didn't he?

Only scored 6 PL goals with his heed. I knew it would have been a low total but not that low. 29 goals outside the box somehow sounds ridiculously low when you consider he scored 175 as well. 29 goals outside the box is obviously still insanely good going.

That click when he pauses, man. I keep saying this and yet I still listen to his drivel and disgusting noises.

Class, that.

This one isn't fat enough, that's what they'll say.

He runs and runs and gives 100% and he's a Geordie and he was a nice lad at school so for me he's been our player of the season so far.

Except he looked nowt like that, did he?

Whatever he once had is long gone. I'd have peddled him a couple of years ago and can't wait to see the back of him. He's an idiot and so are all those morons at the match who shout shoot every time he gets the ball in the opposition's half. It's not funny.